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    • Blood's Anime Of The Month: June 2017 - Kill Me Baby

      2 weeks ago

      Blood_XIII

      Yes, it's late again. No, I don't have a good excuse.

      I just can't find the time/patience/motivation to sit down and write these things lately, what with the 100+ videos RT puts out across their channels in a week AND me needing to make progress in KH2FM, nevermind work and other social obligations :/


      The Anime Of The Month for June, 2017 is...


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      Title is an accurate representation of how I feel with my self-imposed scheduling disasters... But I digress.


      Series Name: Kill Me Baby
      Creator Name: Kaduho
      Genre: Comedy, Slice Of Life
      Air Dates: January, 2012 through March, 2012
      Number Of Episodes: 13



      Okay, before you judge TOO harshly after seeing/hearing that off-key and scatterbrained intro, I promise the series itself isn't THAT weird and/or nonsensical. I mean it's still pretty nonsense-filled, but not THAT badly.

      Also I wouldn't be surprised if you've seen the ending in SOME form or another.



      How I Found This Series: No special story this time! Kill Me Baby was introduced to me in that Reddit thread I made last year, in which I simply asked for any and all series with cute girls and a light-hearted premise. Might be a lame story, but simple is nice sometimes.



      Summary: As a Slice Of Life series, the premise for Kill Me Baby is quite simple. A young girl is an assassin, and either by necessity of law OR necessity of maintaining her cover (It's never really stated) she has to attend high school! Unfortunately for her, the most airheaded and eccentric and all around weird member of her class has decided to be her friend. The series literally jumps into things with their friendship already being established for an unstated amount of time, and the viewer is merely given a window into the beautiful clash of personality between them.



      Characters: Believe it or not, there are only four three characters in the series who are even given an actual name! doesn't get much easier to remember than this, folks.


      Yasuna Oribe
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      There are many ways to describe Yasuna, but among them you're NOT going to find things like smart or sensible. The girl is as airheaded and eccentric as they come, literally forgetting or not caring almost every day that her best friend is a literal trained assassin. She pretty much just lives her life by her own beat, which tends to be following every single thing she sees on television. As a result, she's always into something new and tends to have a very strange over-dramatized and incorrect view on everything... Also she's terrible with money.


      Sonya
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      While it's never explicitly stated WHERE she comes from, Sonya is a foreign girl attending school alongside her best friend, Yasuna... And is a trained assassin. She's effectively the total opposite of Yasuna; Has no patience for fun and games, is rather intelligent AND can very much handle herself. Thing is though, because she's constantly watching her back for attacks, she tends to overreact to anyone invading her personal space... And by that I mean she tries to murder them or break their arm. Ironically she's terrified of simple things such as bugs, ghosts and even domesticated dogs.


      Agiri Goshiki
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      Not that it's saying much when there's only four three characters, but Agiri is far and away my favorite. This girl is a ninja, employed by the same assassination association as Sonya. However, unlike Sonya, Agiri has her fair share of silliness and non-serious behavior... Namely in that she's relatively lazy and her techniques are often total nonsense, not to mention that she's constantly selling 'ninja items and techniques' that are barely worth having. This cute little con-artist salesninja seems to just appear whenever she's called and/or it benefits her to be present, and is the first to make her leave when things start going South.



      Unused Character
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      It's weird, I could've sworn there was a fourth character in this series...



      Personal Opinions/Views: It's short and super simple, with episodes that mean next to nothing in the way of continuity and characters that are very much readable/predictable... And it works PERFECTLY. If you've ever wanted to just sit back and watch an anime that will make you chuckle (Or laugh out loud, if you're me) and yet not be overwhelming in ANY sense, then this is your dream come true.


      Over 75% of the series takes place in ONE classroom, there's only four characters, there's no real story and you can come into the series in the middle and not be confused almost at all. This is the kind of series you sit down with a boyfriend/girlfriend and just put it on while you cuddle and laugh at the silly moments. It's THAT simple and chill and fun.


      Also, the series is infinitely gif-able and meme-able.

      Each of those words is a link; Click them all for proof.


      However, that simplicity MAY be it's downfall for some people. Almost NOTHING happens in the way of story or development, and teach episode features multiple tales that sometimes have nothing to do with one another. For those in the know, I'm fairly certain (Cannot confirm) that Kill Me Baby was either adapted from OR inspired by 4-Koma manga. If you DON'T know what that is, think newspaper comic strips. 4-Koma are literally just manga that are written with four panels in each little story, oftentimes following a simple path; Setup > Delivery/Reply > Punchline > Reaction. Again, not at all unlike the simplistic comics we see in the newspapers.


      This may seem odd, but there have been quite a few series that gained a decent fanbase after being adapted from 4-Koma manga. Aumanga Daioh, Lucky Star and Yotsuba& are three easy examples, but there's plenty more if you go looking! Kill Me Baby, however, has unfortunately came about in an age where everyone just wants things like Attack On Titan or Yuri On Ice or Sword Art Online, things with a deep/involved story and scenes of tension/excitement. Comedy anime aren't as appreciated now, and the ones that ARE tend to mix in action with the comedy (Like One Punch Man and KonoSuba) or are overtly hilarious and popularized. People don't really venture outside the realm of well-rated and well-known series these days... And because of it they miss little gems like Kill Me Baby.


      Yasuna does or says something she KNOWS will piss off Sonya; Sonya damn near kills her as a response. Over and over and over again, like the writers were getting paid for each time they made the same joke... And yet it NEVER gets old. The chemistry between the characters is pure enjoyment paid fully in cuteness and happiness, and you never get tired of it even when you can predict EXACTLY what's going to happen next.


      Sure it's not life-changing and it's not going to be remembered as a classic, hell I wouldn't be surprised if people don't remember it a few years from now. But in a way that's WHY it's so special! It's genuinely cute and fun, and funny too; For a series that people may not remember in five years, it has more heart and spirit than some AAA anime series that no one can shit the fuck up about for 10 seconds to hear YOUR opinions. Yes, I KNOW I sound like a hipster right now. I swear that's not the point I'm making though, I'm simply saying that sometimes a series that is 'just okay' can be more enjoyable than a series that is 'the next big thing.'


      So let's talk the usual things, which I can actually get through quite quickly for once.


      The voice work is adorable and VERY good, as seems to be the constant. Agiri's voice in particular just makes my heart smile every time she speaks (Too bad her VA was arrested for drug possession and doesn't really get work anymore), and the ironically (Intentionally?) underused Unused Character has a voice that is borderline annoying BUT fucking cute as shit at the same time. The emotion and range of the voice actresses in this series is incredible though, and you'll hear them hitting sounds that are honestly momentarily stunning because they're so damn good... Also the guy who voices Brook in One Piece voices almost every random male character in the show. Only real problems are that Sonya's VA can sound a bit boyish at times, and the 'BABY PLEASE KILL ME' commercial/intermission bumps that come up 2-3 times per episode can get a little annoying to some.


      The music is also quite wonderful, with a lot of it being almost like 8-bit tunes or extremely simple/short passages of notes that could be described as something like the Ocarina songs from Ocarina Of Time. The music is merely an accent to each scene, meant to give you a nice little feel for the tone of things and in some cases even help set up the jokes!


      The look of the series is perfect for what it is. A lovely mix of chibi and normal anime styles, bright colors and stylized backgrounds complete with vibrant pattern backdrops for whenever the scene is focused on delivering a joke. It's really about as close as you CAN get to a moving 4-Koma, short of digging up a visual novel on Steam or from some other source. It's JUST nice to look at, and yet at the same time there's really nothing special about it in the least. In a way the series has a knack for not overstating itself in terms of looks, and lets the characters and their interactions with one another do all the work.


      Aside from the hiccups I already mentioned above, the only other real problem MIGHT be the comedy itself. This is a Japanese cartoon after all, and as such a good deal of the humor comes from the culture that created it. At least twice there are moments that revolve around a play on words that requires either basic knowledge of Japanese language OR a very attentive ear to discern the similarities. Furthermore there are tons of cultural references like splitting a watermelon on the beach, catching goldfish at a summer festival, hunting for a Tsuchinoko and countless mentions of little things food, holidays and superstitions that might mean NOTHING to a Western audience. I took two years of Japanese in high school though, as well as have watched anime for so many years that I actually understand the jokes being made at Japan's own expense. YOU may not be so well-versed, so some of the jokes may fail to even register as more than confusing conversation!


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      For all the little issues it may seem to have on the surface, Kill Me Baby is a series I would still eagerly recommend to anyone who likes nothing more than relaxing and having a nice laugh. The girls are adorable and fun to watch as they live their 'normal' lives, even the dangerous and murderous Sonya! From start to finish this series had me giggling and/or laughing, just straight up enjoying myself while never once making me feel like I NEEDED more. It was fun to watch, and delivered zero pressure to push me into the next episode. I only watched them all back-to-back BECAUSE it felt so nice and cute that I didn't want the feeling to go away.


      You should DEFINITELY give this series a watch, even just once. Kill Me Baby is just plain cute and fun all the way through.


      Until next time, my fellow Nippon nakama!
      MATA NE~!


      Hint for next month: When a super-powered schoolgirl, a super-rich schoolgirl and a super-ditzy schoolgirl are all constantly in each other's lives, you get endless amounts of hilarity and some really weird lesbian undertones that APPARENTLY mean nothing.


    • Blood's Anime Of The Month: May 2017 - Outlaw Star

      1 month ago

      Blood_XIII

      Okay listen, I've been being lazy WHILE being busy catching up on stuff, alright? Three weeks of RT/AH content, two seasons of MLP and three Dungeons & Dragons books, not to mention a stupid incrimental tapper mobile game I got myself addicted to and CANNOT STOP PLAYING.

      So this one was a little late, as usual.


      The Anime Of The Month for May, 2017 is...

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      Yeah, no way I had time or wanted to MAKE the time to watch a new series. You shut the hell up though because this one is a treasure.


      Series Name: Outlaw Star
      Creator Name: Takehiko Ito
      Genre: Space Western/Space Opera, Sci-Fi, Action
      Air Dates: January, 1998 to June, 1998
      Number Of Episodes: 26


      The intro for Outlaw Star is, to me, one of THE greatest anime themes ever. It's epitomic of 90s anime as a whole and gets you way pumped.



      How I Found This Series: This is another series that was brought into my life by Toonami/Adult Swim back in my youth. Today I can't imagine it NOT being part of my anime history because it was THAT important in getting me to watch other things... But we'll talk about that later. I remember not watching Outlaw Star at first, and only at the behest of a friend I've since fallen out of touch with did I give the show a watch. It was damn near love at first sight, and I IMMEDIATELY started watching the series from that day on even though I'd missed the first 5 or 6 episodes.



      Summary: Outlaw Star is set in the fictional 'Toward Stars Era,' a futuristic time in which humans have not only mastered space travel AND faster-than-light speeds, but are spread out all across the galaxy and all trying to make a living however they can. Be it mining asteroids for materials, bounty hunting, business and trading, mercenary contracts, you name it; The entire population of the galaxy simply lives day to day, somewhat peaceful lives. That population ALSO includes aliens of varying types, from the humanoid cat-like Ctarl-Ctarl race all the way down to the weird green sentient blobs! Technology has advanced so far as well that things like bio-androids and cybernetic beings are perfectly normal, as are advanced AI and laser guns and really all your typical sci-fi staples.


      There is also a legend in this world; A tall-tale known as the Galactic Leyline. No one is sure where it is or even exactly WHAT it is, but it's said to house power, knowledge and treasure in amounts the mind can't even begin to comprehend! It's the dream of every daydreamer in the known universe to find it... But no one REALLY believes it exists, outside those whose imaginations refuse to let go of the fantasy! Gene Starwind and his business partner Jim Hawking are two of those who've heard the tales, but only wish such tales were true. So when someone shows up and, through a series of fantastic events, effectively drops into their lap a ship and a bio-android that were purpose-built to FIND the Galactic Leyline... It starts them on a grand adventure filled with peril and a myriad of antics!



      Characters: Not a fuckton of characters this time! Still WAY more than I'd want to name fully though, so I'll just stick with the main five who join the crew.

      Also sorry for the potato quality images... It's hard to find decent pictures of the characters that aren't fan-art or DVD covers.


      Gene Starwind
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      There are many words to describe Gene, but 'reputable gentleman' isn't part of the list. Sure he's a good guy, but he's also a risk-taking, overtly brash, supremely cocky, slightly womanizing, potentially alcoholic AND has a tendency to ignore all the rules (And laws) to do as he pleases.... But again, he's a GOOD guy at his core! For despite all this he's actually rather compassionate beyond all that exterior he puts up, and actually has a rather significant fear of open space due to a fairly traumatic experience in his youth that resulted in the death of his father. What he may lack in open tact though, the all redhead makes up for in both his luck and actual skill! Numerous times he shows to be actually quite intelligent and very good a deception, not to mention a decent tactician and expert shot. Gene's weapon of choice is one of the more significant things to his character though, an old-world handcannon known as a Caster Gun. Considered by many to be ancient to the point of there only being a handful in the universe, the weapon uses very special ammunition known as Caster Shells. Effectively, the gun and ammo are a modernized form of magic and spellcasting! From simple large blasts to non-fatal shocks and all the way to miniature black holes, IF you can find the extremely rare ammo for the weapon it's a guaranteed way to turn the tide of any battle.


      James "Jim" Hawking
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      Despite being only 11 years old, Jim is everything his business partner Gene is NOT. Wise and tactful, calm and reasonable, respectful and open, not to mention a near genius when it comes to computers and technology! While he and Gene get into arguments almost constantly about the smallest things, the two actually have a great respect or each other thanks to the simple fact that they've got each other's backs so very thoroughly. It's a perfect odd couple-esque partnership between them, the definition of brains and brawn in team form! Even to the point where Jim is more in charge of their "Starwind and Hawkings Enterprise" venture than the adult among them is! Jim may owe a lot to Gene for taking him in, but Gene owes Jim countless debts for keeping his redheaded partner in check AND his eyes on the prize! Without Jim, Gene would be just another alcoholic sleeping his way around town and solving every problem with a 'shoot until the problem is solved' mentality... Though in a similar way, Jim wouldn't be as forward and take-charge as he is unless he'd had to deal with Gene for so long!


      Melfina
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      Melfina is.... A bit self-contradictory, really. She is a bio-android that, alongside the ship which eventually becomes named the Outlaw Star, was made with the express purpose of locating the Galctic Leyline. Due to her being partially unfinished AND the nature of the Leyline itself and the mysteries surrounding it, she's subject to moments of thought and action that are very hard to understand even for herself. As a result she is oftentimes very confused and/or conflicted, wishing merely to know who she truly is... But at the same time her personality's TRUE nature is one of kindness and positivity, with a sense of that can at times be the highest of the whole crew! The whole of the universe is new to her, so she takes all of it in with a slight sense of child-like wonder and innocence. This lends to her kind spirit, in that she's quick to help others even if they seem questionable to most others, and she's also quick to forgive.


      Aisha Clan-Clan
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      Aisha is one of those anime characters that you've probably seen SOMEWHERE even if you've never seen the series she's from! Her cat-like ears are proof of her non-human origin, being part of a race known as the Ctarl-Ctarl. Like others of her kind, Aisha is practically invincible... No really, I mean this girl can smack bullets out of the air and bathe in lava (Mild NSFW)! Her race's strength is also off the charts, as she is able to single-handedly tear through walls like they were made of paper. The Ctarl-Ctarl are a proud race because of their inherent indestructibility and strength, and when you add to that Aisha's unique ego and personality what you end up with is a hot-headed disaster waiting to happen! She is eccentric and oftentimes self-serving, not to mention ever-so-slightly crazy... But she's an AMAZING character and is deservedly most people's favorite! Also fun fact, her English VA is the same woman who voiced Rogue in the original X-Men cartoon!


      Suzuka
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      "Twilight" Suzuka is, simply put, an assassin with a no-nonsense personality. Having trained in the art of the sword and had a life filled with turmoil, she is searching for the man who killed her sword master and her family to exact vengeance upon him. To achieve this she has put her skills to use as an assassin for hire... And she's damn good at her job. Her epithet stems from her actually rather kind nature, as she approaches her target at sunrise to tell them that she intends to take their life at sundown, telling them to say their goodbyes, make amends and otherwise prepare to leave this world by then. While she has no problems killing she often refuses contracts if they violate her moral code or she disagrees with the client, typically meaning she only goes after those who deserve to die or otherwise lead lives of crime. Ultimately though, her exterior coldness hides a warmer heart than one may believe, and she rather enjoys people who can live life openly and follow their own path.



      Personal Opinions/Views: As per my usual, I CANNOT say enough good things about this anime. It's EVERY SINGLE THING that Cowboy Bebop, Firefly and Borderlands did right all packed together, and then some. You can definitely see shades of each and more within Outlaw Star, though as a 90s anime it pre-dates many of those more popular mediums and MAY have influenced them in some ways. Of particular note I have to point out RWBY; The way Caster Shells work are VERY similar to the idea of Dust-harnessing ammunition! Again though, I put emphasis on the fact that a shared idea IS NOT the same as influence! Simply that the coincidence makes it far more approachable for more people!


      But seriously, the moment in Firefly where you first see River is VERY close to the moment in Outlaw Star where you first see Melfina. It would not surprise me in the least if Joss Whedon were inspired a pinch by this series.


      The characters are EXACTLY what you want too; A rag-tag group that barely functions as a whole BUT somehow is the best team to handle anything that comes at them... IE, like the crew from Firefly. Each member of the Outlaw Star has a memorable personality and look, and to this day I use them as a reference point as much as I do with characters FROM shows like Firefly and beyond that are regarded as having some of the best written characters within fiction. Their clashing personalities coming together to help one another and overcome the obstacles before them is... It's just entertainment perfection, really.


      The story is, by modern standards, a bit simple though. Dudes get awesome ship and magic lady thrown at them, dudes and lady go on an epic quest for the magic treasure at the end of the universe, other ladies join, baddies want the treasure, much fighting happens, predictable end-game goes down, good guys win, happily-ever-after, hooray. The idea of a grand treasure is something that practically fuels the likes of One Piece and Borderlands, the latter ESPECIALLY sharing points because the Vaults in Borderlands are said to house far more than just a simple load of treasure! While simplistic though, the story is still wonderfully presented and fun to witness every step of the way.


      Not to mention that Outlaw Star has the same cliche as EVERY 26-episode 90s anime, so more than half the episodes are nothing more than really fun world-building and character moments! I honestly wouldn't be surprised if someone has made a supercut 'movie' of Outlaw Star that hits every important story beat and is less than three hours long. It's a perfect definition of a series where the journey is more important than the destination, and you actually WANT to know more about things going on around the characters as opposed to making it to the finish line sooner... Then again, I HAVE expressed my dislike of the more modern 12-episode anime format BECAUSE it makes a series feel rushed, so maybe I'm just set in the old ways of series like Outlaw Star?


      Regardless, let's now move on to the usual points!


      I can actually cover these a bit quickly this time around, because... Well, there's not much to say! I've actually NEVER seen Outlaw Star in Japanese, save for MAYBE the first episode one time only and I don't even remember it. So for once I can't give a real opinion on the Japanese VO work! The ENGLISH, however, is MORE than acceptable! It was right in that perfect window of 90s anime where the localization teams actually cared enough to pick good voices, but also didn't feel compelled to make th writing perfect. A a result you get a wonderful mix of amazing voicework and 90s-tastic cheese in ever episode, and it just ADDS to what makes the series so good. If there's ANY complaints to be made, it's that Melfina's voice can sometimes seem annoying and Gene's VA MAYBE has a small lisp if you're really listening for it... But both are easily overlooked once things get exciting.


      Next is the animation quality, and all that can be said for it is that it's 100% on par with it's more popular sister-series, Cowboy Bebop. If you enjoy how Bebop looks, Outlaw Star is THE EXACT SAME kind of style and feel with the exception that this series plays up the futuristic look and the spread of civilization. Honestly you cold be forgiven for thinking the two series could very well take place in the same continuum, with Outlaw Star simply being a few hundred years past the end of Bebop.  The only real issue is that, thanks to it being a less popular series AND having a time when the licensing studio with hands on the series closing down, Outlaw Star has been in a bit of a rut where it's near impossible to find.


      Hell, I've personally owned the same box set of the series TWICE because my third ex's drug-addict uncle STOLE my box set and sold it to GameStop for probably $10 so he could get his fix. I literally happened to walk INTO the store just as said ex's uncle was walking out, and knowing he stole shit from her constantly to get money for his habits I looked behind the counter and saw a tong of games and DVDs being sorted... Among them being an Outlaw Star box set. I called my lady at the time to have her look for it and confirmed it was indeed missing. Unfortunately the guy working at the store couldn't do much other than call the cops to let them try and sort it out... And because I didn't want to cause a huge problem for my girlfriend's family (Who, by the way, KNEW he did that shit and just forgave him because they're all fucking morons) I just WATCHED as my own DVDs were added to the shelves. Years later I bought the same box set from an FYE and it ran me $50 ON CLEARANCE, which sounds crazy but at the time copies on Ebay were going for upwards of $80! So now I've got my lovely little box set of the series that I adore...


      BUT as I was writing this piece I was FUCKING HYPED TO THE MOON by an awesome discovery I'd made! This June, Funimation is releasing the series as a DVD/Blu-Ray combo pack and it's ACTUALLY kinda affordable at $50! What's more they're releasing a collector's edition version as well that has a FUCKING BADASS BOX made to mimic the look of the ship itself and also containing an art book! So guess who's going to be spending $75 in June? Yes, the series means THAT much to me. I personally regard Outlaw Star as being more important than Cowboy Bebop, because the two are SO similar and I simply saw Outlaw Star first and Bebop was overhyped when I got around to it. No doubt that Bebop was first and certainly influenced anime as a whole in more ways, but I've personally ALWAYS felt that Outlaw Star wasn't given the attention or praise IT deserves simply because Bebop stole the show and left this amazing gem buried under the sands left in its wake. So now that Outlaw Star is getting a MAJOR re-release, I'm really hoping that people come to know of it!


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      Same with this journal, really. I'm very much hoping that SOMEONE who reads this either forgot about Outlaw Star and will now be reminded of the awesomeness, OR that they've never heard of the series and will give it a watch now! I have a bad tendency to get the urge to watch any old series I write about in these journals, and I was SO tempted to put Outlaw Star on my list for once I can find myself some free time... Now I'm just waiting until June so I can catapult my money at whatever source can get that shit to me the soonest! I'd say about what the very thought of getting to see such an awesome series in full HD does to me, but... Well, I'm a more classy lady than to delve into that sort of talk!


      Until next time, my fellow Nippon nakama!
      MATA NE~!


      Hint for next month: What do a master assassin, a ditzy klutz and a lazy ninja have in common? Well for starters they're all girls in high school...

    • Blood's Anime Of The Month (One Year Anniversary) : April 2017 - One Piece

      2 months ago

      Blood_XIII

      This one is probably late again, because I was both VERY lazy in getting around to writing it AND I was hella busy for most of the last two weeks of March. It's literally April 1st right now, 10am, when I'm typing this opening statement... And I'm probably going to put it off for a few more days after this.


      ADDITION: Okay, so SUPER bad weather in my area AND being made to house-sit for a week for my grandmother in an area that gets literally ZERO cell signal delayed me in putting this out even more than I expected :/


      SECOND ADDITION: Sorry to anyone who tried to read this the FIRST time. Apparently editing a journal that exceeds the character limit breaks the journal's URL. Go figure. Only had to re-do all the formatting and links again. Not like I needed that hour of my life for other stuff.


      The Anime Of The Month for April, 2017 is...

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      WARNING! This time around I WILL be delving into spoilers! One Piece is literally turning TWENTY YEARS OLD this July and is STILL going strong, so I think I'm justified in including such things... Plus if I DIDN'T give myself this liberty the character section alone would be VERY tricky.

      You have been warned, so IF you plan on watching/reading all of One Piece (Or catching up, if you're already an old fan), just keep in mind that you may have some stuff spoiled if you keep reading this! I WILL do what I can to avoid super-major spoilers, of course, but don't expect EVERYTHING to stay a surprise.

      For those of you who are already One Piece fans, I'm going to TRY sticking exclusively to pre-timeskip info! If ou're NOT already a fan I explain more on what this means later in the journal.


      Series Name: One Piece 

      Creator Name: Eiichiro Oda

      Genre: Comedy, Action, Drama, Shounen

      Air Dates: October, 1999 through present day

      Number Of Episodes: 780+


      By the way, that's NOT a typo on the number of episodes. If anyone you know has ever talked about Dragonball Z being 'too long' you can tell them that One Piece literally has it beaten by a 500+ episode margin. For the record though, IF you ever want to watch One Piece, there's about 110 episodes you can skip because they're pure filler. You can also look up One Pace, which is a fan project to essentially make a One Piece Kai that is paced more quickly WITHOUT sacrificing any of the story. On average they've cut down entire arcs to half or less their original amount of episodes!


      Now PRE-statement this time around... One Piece has had like a million opening and ending themes over the years, so I'm just picking three of my favorite openings and ignoring the endings altogether.



      So you're aware, "We Are" is the FIRST opening for the series and to Japan is about as iconic as the themes to "The Simpsons" or "Power Rangers" are to us in the Western world. Also note there is an alternate version of "We Are" that has the voice actors of the main characters all singing the song instead!



      How I Found This Series: Add to this section's title, "And My Personal Adventure Through The Series"


      One Piece was first introduced to me by Shonen Jump; Yes, the rather laughable American attempt at serializing manga. Say what you will about SJ and their overt censoring, translations and methods in general, but they DID open the doors for a lot of people and made tons of anime/manga fans that otherwise wouldn't have been. Point is, Shonen Jump was all I had back in my late middle school/early high school years, so I read it every month. One of the series in SJ that I would keep up with was, of course, One Piece. At the time I thought it was just okay; Something fun and cool, but not as awesome as Naruto or DBZ or... Whatever the hell else Shonen Jump was running back then that was the 'cool' thing. I got into it for a bit though, jumping ahead to download chapters from scanlation groups online.


      Eventually, however, I stopped caring about One Piece altogether, right around the time I caught up to the current chapters at the time and ran out of stuff to read. Years later my usual source for all things anime, Josh/Chaos621/ChaoSamui, was talking to me about how One Piece had gotten significantly more amazing after the point where I stopped caring. I tried getting back into the series, but I had forgotten EVERYTHING about it! So I started over, from the very beginning... And made it EXACTLY to the point I'd made it the first time! Once again I found myself floating away, though THIS time it was due to work and other life nonsense.


      Cut to even FURTHER in the future; Said friend had been keeping me updated on what was happening on and off through the series, and I was allowing spoilers thinking I'd NEVER be caught up... But I had, at some point, decided I would jump back in full-force and watch the series ALL HE WAY THROUGH FOR A THIRD TIME once the anime had reached the end of the current arc at the time; Dressrosa. If you already follow One Piece, you KNOW how much that delayed me as a result. Still, as the anime was finally winding down to the end of Dressrosa, I started watching from the very beginning just as planned... Albeit skipping every filler episode!


      It was going wonderfully, and I'd even gotten past the part I'd stopped at twice before AND dropped my toxic ex during that time, so I had the TIME to indulge in the series! I was locked into One Piece hardcore... Until Monty passed away. I cannot even BEGIN to explain the heartbreak and emotional anguish his death cast upon me, and to this day I'm STILL not quite sure why I seem to have taken Monty's passing harder than most everyone else I've ever spoken to (I STILL cannot listen to the RWBY soundtrack without crying). To make matters worse, I was specifically near the end of the Marineford/Summit War arc in One Piece when we lost Monty... And again, if you follow One Piece already then you KNOW what the tail-end of that arc entails. Needless to say, the comparisons and emotional investment I pulled from all of that where magnified a hundred-fold with the loss of Monty.


      So I stopped, yet again, though this time it was a MUCH more logical point to stop at; Immediately before the time-skip. For those who DON'T know, there's a creator-defined definitive halfway point in One Piece, and that halfway point is when there is a two year gap in the story where the main characters all grow older and stronger from training over that period of time. Hence why you'll hear people (Including myself, throughout this journal) referring to One Piece's events as pre or post time-skip. But I digress, for the POINT of this is that I couldn't go on watching the series after the pain of Monty's passing. It wasn't tied to him in any real way, I just hurt to much and didn't think I would be able to focus on it.


      So jump to a year later, when I experienced a slightly lesser form of heartbreak after separating from my at-the-time significant other. I was so lost as to what to do... I needed ALL the distractions I could get, and there's even a journal post here on the site from around that time that details several of the ways I was trying to keep my mind as far away from the heartbreak as I could... And in that journal, you'll find a picture of my TV playing an episode of One Piece! Indeed, One Piece ended up being one of my many escapes from reality during that time. I blazed through the episodes after the time-skip, getting more invested in the series than ever! The ONLY time I took a break was when I overshot my predictions and reached the start of Dressrosa before the arc had finished. After a few months though, I was able to start that arc finally!


      And am I EVER glad I waited. Dressrosa is, at present, THE longest arc in One Piece at over 100 episodes. For anyone keeping track of weekly releases of each episode, that meant it was just around TWO YEARS of a single arc. I watched the entire arc in a little under two weeks. It was MUCH better than waiting week-to-week, and further proved why I prefer binge watching! However, now... I had caught up! There was nothing left to watch! So I did the only logical thing, which is what I'd planned to do from the start; Switch over to reading the manga.


      And thus, here I am today. At any given point I'm only three or four chapters behind the most current release for One Piece, and I feel like I'm FINALLY part of the people who can call themselves a major fan of the series. I WOULD say more, but... Well, there's a whole other section at the end dedicated to all that!



      Summary: This one is a bit harder to explain than normal, if only because the series itself is so long and intricate. I'm also going to take the liberty of detailing the beginning of Luffy's story, since it DOES sort of lead into the rest of the series even if you don't get to see it until a flashback happens a few episodes into the series.


      The world, that is to say the planet, which One Piece takes place within is about 90% ocean. The largest landmass is a single strip of mountainous rock that circumferences the globe on a North/South plane, known as the Red Line. Across the equatorial circumference is a belt of ocean known as the Grand Line, and the Grand Line itself is bordered on the North and South by a twin set of phenomena known as the Calm Belt. Beyond all of that, the major oceans of the world are named by cardinal directions; East Blue, West Blue, North Blue and South Blue. The Red Line is widely uninhabited, or at the very least MOST of the planet's population exists on countless islands scattered all over the globe.


      While the major oceans are easily navigable and follow common logic even as we understand it in our own world, the Grand Line is completely different. Compasses spin wildly and maps are useless as a result, and the weather can change from a sweltering heat to a blizzard within seconds IN the same spot of the sea. Instead, the only way to navigate the Grand Line is via Log Pose, a special compass that locks on the the unique magnetic field of the nearest island. Once on that island, the Log Pose adapts to the magnetic field over time (Each island has a different set time for the Log Pose) and will eventually lock on to the next nearest island.


      Also inhabiting the world are countless species of sea-life. Included among them are the humanoid Fishmen, who are able to walk upright as humans are while still having a very fish-like appearance, to the mermaids and mermen, who appear exactly as you might expect. Also dwelling in the sea, however, are Sea Kings; Giant sea monsters that can be anything from the size of a house to the size of a Navy warship, and some even bigger! The Calm Belt is the natural breeding ground of these fearsome creatures, and alongside the fact that the Calm Belt has NO wind patterns and NO sea currents make it almost completely unable to be traversed (Though the Navy has methods that allow them to pass through the Calm Belt with ease). For normal sailors and pirates, there is only ONE way to reach the Grand Line safely... And even then it requires such skill and bravery that most who set out for the Grand Line never even make it there.


      Only a single man has ever traversed the entire Grand Line, making it all the way to the final island known as Raftel. That man was Gol D. Roger, AKA Gold Roger, the pirate king. He amassed untold treasures and caused an insane amount of trouble for the world government as he led the proverbial pirate's life, ultimately becoming a legend even as he lived. He was ultimately captured though, and sentenced to death for his crimes. Wealth, fame and power; Gol D. Roger had it all and even as he was led to the gallows he showed no regret for his life. His final words were an accidental call to action, telling the world that he'd left his greatest treasure at the end of the Grand Line; At Raftel.


      Though he was executed even as he spoke those words, the people of the world were enticed by the prospect of the greatest treasure to ever exist... And so with his dying words, Roger had inadvertently spawned a Great Age of Pirates; Sending common people to the seas to pursue their dreams by whatever means necessary. Of course though, most people lacked the proper conviction, knowledge and willpower, ending up becoming mere criminals that the world now had to deal with. Some had morals and would only travel, others were ruthless and took whatever they wanted.


      One such treasure the world offered these sailors and pirates were very special fruits, which gave the person who ate them an incredible power. Known as Devil Fruits, only one of each type and/or user of each power can exist at a time, though some fruits have SIMILAR effects to others. Most give the user the ability to change their own body in some way, but quite a few give the power to change other objects and/or living creatures as well. The caveat to these powers are as diverse as the powers themselves, BUT they all share a single, common weakness; Water. If a Devil Fruit user is ever submersed in water more than 25% (Typically to their knees), they begin to feel incredibly weakened as if suffering from extreme fatigue. If fully submersed the effect is something along the lines of paralysis or passing out, essentially rendering the person unable to move at all and, effectively, ensuring their death via drowning.


      All of this information lends to the beginning and indeed focal point of the story. On a small island somewhere in East Blue, a great pirate by the epithet Red-Hair Shanks makes regular stops and has befriended a young orphan by the name of Monkey D. Luffy. Luffy, having heard he legends and tales of Gol D. Roger from Shanks and other people on the island, has decided that he wants to become a pirate himself... But not just ANY pirate, for Luffy wants to travel to the end of the Grand Line and obtain the treasure of Gol D. Roger; A treasure which has sense came to be known as One Piece (In case you were curious where the title came from!). On one of these stops to Luffy's island, Shanks has brought with him a Devil Fruit which he plans to sell... Until Luffy eats it out of curiosity.


      The fruit Luffy had eaten was known as the Gum-Gum Fruit (Gomu-Gomu no Mi) and as a result his body gained the properties of rubber! The young boy is now able to stretch his limbs and can withstand damage that would cause serious injury to most anyone else. Furthermore, as the series later shows, this makes Luffy invulnerable to bullets and really anything that isn't bladed or otherwise able to cut. Of course though, this makes Luffy forever unable to step into bodies of water ever again, seemingly putting a huge dent in his plans to become pirate king.


      In this same trip to the island, albeit on a different day, Shanks is accosted by a small crew of no-name pirates... And promptly acts as though it's no big deal after they disgrace him. Luffy, however, is furious at the treatment of the man he looks up to. The boy foolishly rushes out to fight the pirates and is immediately captured by them. Shanks and his crew have a very short standoff with this other crew before all but decimating them in an instant, showing that Shanks' crew is actually quite the big deal indeed! However, the captain runs and makes out to sea with Luffy still in his grasp, forcing Shanks to follow. Seeing no other way out, and in return for his crew being defeated, the captain throws Luffy into the sea to get Shanks off his tail, forcing Shanks to save Luffy.


      However, a certain Sea King calls the area around the island his home, and upon sensing the commotion rises up to devour the escaping captain and his ship before turning his attention to Luffy and Shanks. Thanks to Shanks' quick action, he protects Luffy and scares the beast away with a single, intense stare and the words 'Get lost', further solidifying his power... However, as Shanks calmly tries to console a crying Luffy, it is revealed that the Sea King had taken Shanks' left arm in the process of Luffy's rescue, and Shanks seems more concerned with Luffy's well being even despite this fact.


      As Shanks and his crew prepare to depart the following day, he tells Luffy to never give up his dream and take to sea once he's old enough to do such. As a parting gift, Shanks removes his straw hat and places it upon Luffy's head, telling the young boy that the hat once belonged to someone that Shanks himself looked up to. A promise is made from Shanks to Luffy; That Luffy must one day find Shanks and return the hat to him, most likely AFTER Luffy has become the pirate king. With that Shanks left, leaving Luffy and his island for good so that Luffy would be all the more driven to his goal.


      Many years later, Luffy indeed set out on his own from the island, his plans to become pirate king only grown and strengthened over time as much as his own strength and understanding of the powers his Devil Fruit had given him! As Luffy departs, the same Sea King who took Shanks' arm and destroyed a whole ship in a single bite shows up to confront Luffy... And is swiftly defeated with a single, powerful punch to the jaw from Luffy. The young, helpless boy is no more as Luffy begins his grand adventure, his goal not to be deterred by anyone or anything who tries to stand in his way.



      Characters: If you thought I'd hit the limit back on Girls Und Panzer when I talked about numbers of named characters, prepare to have your mind blown. Not counting the named characters that NEVER speak, are ONLY background henchmen and/or anyone that ONLY gets a name in passing, there are still over ONE HUNDRED characters in One Piece that I can literally name off from memory alone... And that's JUST from the first half of the series.
      So I'm only going to name off the (Currently) nine members of the Straw Hat crew, since they're the ones everything tends to revolve around. Also, as a testament to how long this series is, I'm also going to include the episode/chapter number of their first appearance in the series... Oh, and once again, be prepared for some mild spoilers!


      Monkey D. Luffy
      First Appearance: Episode 1 / Chapter 1

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      The primary main character of the series, Luffy is EXTREMELY outgoing and optimistic in virtually every regard possible... And he's also a bit of an idiot. As already detailed, Luffy ate the Gum-Gum fruit in his youth and as such has the ability to stretch and otherwise change his body shape as though he were made of rubber. This is perfectly reflective of his personality, as he is very bouncy and takes most everything in stride, his only real moments of anger being when his friends are threatened and/or he is witness to injustice and other such evils. His biggest flaw, as was just mentioned, is his lack of intelligence. He's not QUITE a simpleton, but Luffy is so lacking in common sense that he will consistently forget his own weakness to water and try to dive in either to help someone else OR just to go swimming. He has also, on several occasions, completely misunderstood the words of others and created a larger problem in the process AND completely ignores or sometimes misses major facts until they're impossible to miss.
      What he lacks in smarts though, Luffy makes up for a million times over in strength and heart. Part of Luffy's vast power is exclusively due to his stubborn determination. On multiple occasions Luffy has risked his life and pushed his body to near breaking points JUST to defeat a single enemy, sometimes even using self-damaging tactics and moves on multiple enemies in a row KNOWING that he doesn't have the strength to keep such up. Nearly all of these instances have been for the sake of someone else though, almost never for himself alone. Whether it's to liberate a group of people from a cruel and unjust ruler OR to save/help his friends, Luffy's own life and indeed his greater goals almost become secondary to doing what he believes to be the right thing. Fortunately for him, his crew are all of the same mind and have come to learn how he behaves CANNOT be changed, so by the current point in the series they often don't even think to question or act surprised when Luffy does something absolutely insane that puts ALL of them in a life-threatening situation...
      Things like punching the face of someone in SUCH high position within the world that it is against world law to even refuse whatever said person may ask of you JUST to save an acquaintance, or declaring war on one of the four strongest pirates in the entire world to help an ally... Or just declaring war on the world government as a whole to save a friend!


      Roronoa Zoro
      First Appearance: Episode 2 (Technically 1) / Chapter 3

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      Chances are you've seen Zoro SOMEWHERE on the internet, and it's most likely purely because of his very unique sword style named Santoryuu (Literally 'Three-Sword Style'). Wielding one sword in each hand and a third that he holds horizontally in his mouth, it is arguably the most recognizable and equally the most mocked method of swordsmanship to ever exist. Unlike Luffy, Zoro is a perfectly normal human with no Devil Fruit powers... Not that you'd know it by watching him fight. If Luffy is strong and tenacious as they come, this green-haired swordsman is a VERY close second! He's practically tied with Luffy for the number of times he's ALMOST died after a fight, and one particular injury he sustains early in the series is SO great that it carries over into the next arc and further bleeds into the arc after that for a short time... And even AFTER recovering, the massive scar from that injury STILL exists to the present day in the series.
      Zoro's never-say-die attitude and tenacity have pushed him towards his own goal, which is to be the best swordsman who ever has or will ever live. This ties directly into his backstory, which I WILL NOT delve into here so as to give you more reason to watch the show! Back to the point though, this stubborn nature of his has led him to be rather like Luffy in that he will cast aside his well-being in order to win... But he differs from Luffy on being able to let go of his goal, instead using his goal as a double-edged sword. If he wants to be the best swordsman in the world he HAS to win, but if he goes all out and still can't beat the other person then to him there's no point living a life where he CAN'T be the strongest. This is true to the point where he ALMOST cut off his own feet at one point in order to free himself so he could beat an opponent! He has evolved this belief over the series though, now thinking more along the lines that if he CAN'T beat someone then he simply has to exceed his limit and fight harder. The fact remains though that Zoro's mantra is, at the simplest level, 'Get strong or die trying.'
      While his tenacity and resolve are character flaws in their own right, Zoro's biggest and likewise most comedic flaw is simply that he has almost ZERO sense of direction. It's a running gag in the series that Zoro will often show up at the wrong place completely OR arrive late to a fight OR arrive at a fight he hadn't intended to be part of at all simply because he'd gotten lost along the way. Like we're talking someone can point down a hallway and Zoro will take of in the opposite direction kind of bad, and that's NOT a exaggeration. Despite this, Zoro is almost overly serious and harsh at times and THAT is his other major flaw. He has no problem telling someone exactly what he thinks and/or not taking any amount of bullshit even from his closest friends and allies... Though in the end he's usually right in some way for acting like this, the way he presents and goes about it can sometimes lead to conflict with the more sensitive and kind members in the crew.


      Nami
      First Appearance: Episode 4 (Technically 1) / Chapter 8

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      This lovely redhead is Nami, and she can summed up rather easily with one word; Money. The girl practically has an addiction to it, to the point where she actively cons her own crewmates out of money on a fairly regular basis! Even outside her own friends, Nami is likely to steal anything and everything she lays eyes upon IF she likes it and/or it can earn her a little extra cash. All of this stems from an understandable place, however, as she has been trying for many years to save up a full million for her own cause... Which I won't get into here.
      Her ambition started when she was very young, when she came to realize that she not only liked drawing maps and studying navigation BUT she was naturally gifted at it as well! This extends as far as her being able to predict the weather almost flawlessly, be it a few hours or seconds before it takes a sudden turn that to MOST people seems unexpected. All this, atop her rather helpful ability to quickly and simply order the crew around the ship during a rough storm, lends perfectly to her dream of making a full map of the entire world... And more than earns her spot as the ship navigator.
      Nami's flaws are obvious, what with her thieving nature and excessive lust for money. Aside from those though, Nami typically has little patience for the antics of the more rambunctious members of the crew (Typically Luffy) and will normally end up shouting her head off at them to stop being morons. Add to this the fact that she CAN be the more sensitive type and thus be strongly and verbally against the more harsh actions of people like Zoro, and one can see how she's more complex than she appears. Like everyone else in the crew though, once you get past that exterior and really look at who she is, Nami has a very caring and loving heart and will ALWAYS fight for what she believe to be the right thing.


      Usopp
      First Appearance: Epsode 8 / Chapter 23

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      Usopp is good at exactly two things; Marksmanship and lying... Okay, he's ALSO pretty creative and can be kinda smart sometimes, but MAINLY those fist two. Easily the most frightful of the entire crew, Usopp tends to be the first one to point out a bad idea as soon as it comes up AND makes a convenient excuse as to why he cannot be part of it (Typically a fake disease whose name directly correlates to whatever he doesn't want to do). His lying skills, however, are better based in his ability to tell a grand story OR more importantly to pull off a bluff in front of his opponent!
      His goal is probably the simplest of the entire crew; To become a brave warrior of the sea. Usopp has always led a coward's life and avoided danger at all costs... But he's sick of being that weakling! Even though he may be terrified out of his mind, Usopp will push himself before he's even realized what he's doing and jump into the fight. Fortunately for the long-nosed liar, he has a certain uncanny luck that tends to side with him in battle AND he just so happens to be a natural-born expert marksman... And by that I mean he can actually hit what he's aiming for from almost half-a-mile away. Oh, by the way, he almost EXCLUSIVELY uses a slingshot or slingshot-like weapons!
      His flaws are easy to pick out, what with him being a major coward and effectively a compulsive liar. He's usually the last to get on board with an idea unless his emotions are running high, and even WHEN he's not being afraid of everything ever he has a bad tendency to lie himself into a corner. Whether it's by telling random passers-by about his great deeds and them forcing him to help because of such OR he puts unnecessary pressure on himself, Usopp is more often than not his own worst enemy... As is most anyone the Straw Hats fight with, since Usopp usually gets beaten down BEFORE he begins to shine.


      Sanji
      First Appearance: Episode 20 / Chapter 43

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      Sanji is a ladies man... Or at least that's how he sees himself. Whenever an attractive woman walks by his eyes turn into hearts and he becomes smitten to the point that he goes all extreme gentleman and whirlwinds over to them to kneel and kiss their hand while offering a very romanticized compliment of some sort. This runs completely against his ability in battle though, as he is damn near as strong as Luffy and equally as strong as Zoro OR (Depending on whom you ask) just a pinch weaker. The man is also a super-expert chef, able to cook virtually anything and everything and as such has a rather fond attachment to his own hands... So much so that he exclusively uses kicking attacks in battle.
      Sanji's goal is one that requires a bit of explaining, and that is to find All Blue. The four main seas o the One Piece world all contain different types of fish, not unlike our own world. There are some bleed zones where you'll find a fish of one sea at the edge of the other sea, but for the most part if you want certain fish you either have to get lucky at a market, special order them OR go to that sea yourself and get them. The All Blue is a sort of tale among chefs and fishermen, and is simply a sea where ALL the fish of the world can be found together. Sanji's goal, however, has since evolved to be MORE than just finding this sea... But as with the others, I'm not going to get into specifics.
      In terms of flaws, Sanji's biggest one is by far his almost comedic attraction to the fairer sex. Sanji is utterly useless against a woman, and that goes double if the woman is attractive! His personal code of chivalry makes him refuse to attack or otherwise let a woman come to harm, even if they rightfully deserve such he WILL NOT attack them himself. If the lady is good looking, however... Well, let's just say that Sanji has had MANY moments where he was nearly taken out of a fight completely because he let his guard down around a cute girl who turned out to be a villain. Of curse though, this shows that he has a good heart, even if it IS a little skewed towards women. Like the others though, he's inclined to fight for the side of right based on his own decisions and judgements... And in particular, with the latest arc in the manga, would even go out of his way to help someone he well and truly hates JUST because he doesn't feel it's right to let them die.


      Tony-Tony Chopper
      First Appearance: Episode 81 / Chapter 134

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      As you can probably tell, Chopper isn't exactly human; In fact, he's a natural-born reindeer! In his youth, Chopper ate the Human-Human Fruit (Hito-Hito no Mi; And people wonder why I hate English translations :P) which is a SPECIAL type of Devi Fruit (Known as a Zoan Type) that allows the user to change their body into that of another species. Most of these fruits let the user turn into an animal, but Chopper found one that allows the person to eat it to become superhuman. If a NORMAL human had eaten it they'd just have the ability to change their body structure at will and have powers to reflect that, but Chopper being an ANIMAL the fruit gave him a more human appearance AND the ability to think and act as humans do... Though he ALSO has the ability to change his body, having a multitude of forms all with their own abilities (And one form that is particularly dangerous and is only used as a last resort!)
      Chopper's personal goal is to become the best doctor in the world, thanks to him being raised by a doctor on his home island after his herd rejected the poor reindeer following his eating of the Devil Fruit. This doctor loved and cared for Chopper as though the reindeer were his own son... But as with many of the backstories in One Piece, it was NOT a happy ending (Which as always I'm not going to talk about in detail!). So in honor of that man, and because he so very much likes helping others, Chopper wants to take the doctoring skills he's learned and apply them to rid the world of all disease and sickness.
      For flaws, Chopper's are by far the most adorable. He's EXTREMELY bashful, to the point where during his introduction arc he will run away and hide behind a door frame (On the wrong side of it, no less) when confronted with someone he doesn't know. He also tends to take compliments FAR too excitedly, typically doing a cute little wiggle dance and smiling happily as he says something like "Don't think that'll make me happy, dumbass~!" Before you say anything about it being a tsundere trait though, know that NOTHING else about Chopper fits that character type. He's EXTREMELY kind and open, and tends to only fight when he deems it absolutely necessary.


      Nico Robin
      First Appearance: Episode 67 / Chapter 114

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      Robin is another Devil Fruit user on the Straw Hat crew, hers being the Flower-Flower Fruit (Hana-Hana no Mi; Unbelievably the 4Kids version KEPT the Japanese name and then the Funimation dub changed it. What?!). Robin's power allows her to grow replicas of her hands, legs and really ANY part of her body on virtually ANY surface that she can see or feel, including other people! These replicas are made up of mysterious petal-like objects and can be created and dispelled in an instant, BUT are only as strong or durable as Robin herself.
      Robin's ambition is... A bit tricky to describe concisely and without getting into MEGA spoilers. Put simply though, she is searching for something called the Rio Poneglyph, a huge cube of stone that details a missing century of the world's history. Robin, being very interested in archeology and historical fact, finds the fact that there is 100 years of missing history in the world to be almost an affront to the people living in that world, so she simply seeks to learn the truth so that she may help spread it. For reasons unknown though, the world government are the ones that had this truth hidden away from the world, and... You know what? Saying anything more would be too much. Suffice it to say though, Robin's backstory MAY be one of the most tragic.
      In terms of character flaws... Robin is once again hard to pin down. Her biggest flaw seems to be her surface indifference to EVERYTHING. She always seems like nothing is bothering her and likewise that she only cares about things and people in passing. While this is of course very much untrue, it gives a somewhat false exterior persona to her that most people never see past. Furthermore, she has a tendency to speak her mind when she's having rather dark or grave thoughts, often in a way that is described as being humorous. As ever though, she's a perfect fit with the crew in that she has no tolerance for injustice in the world.


      Franky
      First Appearance: Episode 233 / Chapter 329

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      (For some infuriating reason, there are NO good full-body images of pre-timeskip Franky on a white or transparent background. The fuck, internet?)
      Contrary to how he looks, Franky IS a human and he DOES NOT have Devil Fruit powers of any sort... He is, however, a cyborg. Through a backstory I STILL won't get into, Franky's body was damaged greatly in his youth and SOMEHOW he found the strength and ability to put his shipbuilding skills to use on his own self, rebuilding his own body with machine parts and becoming half robot... Did I mention he's powered by cola? Look, it's One Piece, you learn not to question some things after a while, alright? Just go with it, he's cool, I promise.
      Franky's dream is one of the more beneficial within the crew; To create and sail upon a ship that is capable of circumnavigating the globe. This one is ALSO hard to get into the specifics of without spoiling a lot, but at some point the Straw Hats' are given their second ship, the Thousand Sunny, which was created BY Franky himself and is indeed his 'dream ship' that he hopes to take all around the world. All the same, Franky is an expert shipwright and helps keep the Sunny going, and atop that is an excellent fighter thanks to his many upgrades and weapons installed within his own body!
      Franky's biggest flaw is his... Manliness? It doesn't make sense to say, but that's the only way to put it, really. Basically, Franky is openly sympathetic and respectful of people who have been through hardship and/or follow their own code even to a fault, even if they're an enemy! Actually his REAL major flaw is probably the fact that he's a bit abrasive and extremely weird, as you can no doubt tell from him running around in a speedo, and just LOOK at those arms! Franky is my personal favorite within the Straw Hats, and even I think he looks weird! In keeping with the theme though, Franky's initial 'flaw' also proves that he's still got his human heart and emotions behind all that cola-powered metal.


      Brook
      First Appearance: Episode 337 / Chapter 442

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      Alright, let's get the obvious questions out of the way. Yes, Brook is a living skeleton. No, he is not spooky or scary in the slightest. Yes, he is human. Yes, he is technically dead. Yes, he still eats and drinks. Yes, he still poops somehow (This is LITERALLY the first question Luffy asks him). Brook is able to exist thanks to his Devil Fruit, the Revive-Revive Fruit (Yomi-Yomi no Mi), which allows it's user to do a myriad of really cool things related to ghosts and the spirit world... But more importantly, allows you to come back from the dead exactly one time! Thanks to a little mishap though, Brook's soul was unable to find his body for over 50 years, so when he DID locate his body it had decayed and only the bones remained! As a result, Brook now inhabits his skeletal 'body' and is impervious to most mortal wounds since he has no flesh or organs that can be injured!
      Brook's ambition is... Well, let's just say there's a certain very special friend that he left elsewhere in the world; A friend that is still alive that Luffy's crew happened to meet at one point during their early adventures, and Brook wishes to see them again for himself! Saying any more would of course be spoilers, so let's talk instead about how Brook is the one thing Luffy has wanted on his crew since the second he left his home island... A musician. Brook can sing and play virtually every instrument imaginable, and is the source of another VERY widely-spread-even-outside-the-series song known as "Binks' Brew" ("Binkusu no Sake" in Japanese). His abilities ACTUALLY encompass his music as well, giving Brook sub-powers similar to hypnotic suggestion and hypnosis in general. While not related to his music, Brook being only bones means he's very light, making him one of if not THE fastest members of the crew (So much so that he can run on water for a short time!).
      As for flaws... Where does one even begin? First off, Brook is CONSTANTLY making jokes at his own expense and much to the chagrin of those around him who are not Luffy or Chopper. His 'Skull Jokes' entail him saying something and then correcting himself, such as "Are my eyes deceiving me?! Then again, I'm dead and have no eyes to begin with!" One of his other major downfalls is that he CLAIMS to be a gentleman, and indeed most times he is... Except when he meets a very attractive woman, at which time he will almost always ask to see their panties as either the first or second sentence spoken to them... And for those he sees regularly, such as Nami and Robin, CONTINUES to ask such even though it always results in them giving him a good whack upside the head. Like the other eight members of the crew before him though, and in perhaps the TRUE show of his gentleman nature, Brook will risk it all to help those in need and NEVER breaks a promise he's made.



      Personal Opinions/Views: I'll just open with it outright; One Piece is probably my favorite series of ALL time. The characters, the story, the emotion, the look and feel, the sound... ALL of it is absolutely amazing and ALL of it exemplifies the exact sort of thing I want and often look for in a series. 


      I'll also say this, for anyone who doesn't know; One Piece is the series that single-handedly exploded the term 'Nakama.' The word has taken on an entire new meaning almost thanks TO the series, and as a result some fansubbing groups found it hard to translate properly and as such left it as JUST the word, thus spreading it around the internet. When translated Nakama simultaneously means friend, family, ally AND crew, as well as a few other similar words. It's an all-encompassing term that is hard to pin down on ONE definition, especially the way Luffy and his crew use it when talking about one another.


      As I said before, April is going to be devoted to series that I personally have a deeper attachment towards, and One Piece is THE magnum opus of examples for such. So yes, I am an admitted fangirl and total sucker for anything and everything related to One Piece, and as a result I WILL be praising the fuck out of it. If you happen to hate the series or think it's overrated, then this is NOT going to be the sort of thing you're hoping for. If you've been thinking of watching the series and are on the fence... PLEASE WATCH IT. It's long as fuck and even I'll admit it can drag on at times, but One Piece is 100% worth your time and attention if you even remotely enjoy action and comedy and feel-good adventures.


      Don't listen to ANYONE who tells you that One Piece is 'too shounen' or 'too happy-go-lucky' either. Those statements are pure evidence of how little they've seen of the series. Drama happens A LOT in One Piece, and by that I mean almost EVERY ONE of the main characters has a relatively dark backstory and/or character moment that is told to the audience. Two examples of such are one character watching their adoptive mother get gunned down in front of them, and another being indirectly responsible for the destruction of their entire inhabited home island. Furthermore, One Piece covers ACTUAL major and serious topics throughout... As in things OUR world deals with on a day to day basis. Racism, sexism, corrupt government and law enforcement, judgementalism, prejudice, discrimination, elitism... You name it, it's IN One Piece and is often a driving force behind SOME aspect of every single arc.


      And let's not ignore the common complaint, which is that shounen series aren't 'realistic' enough. Cartoon-ey action and impossible abilities aside, One Piece is RIFE with realism. If the above topics weren't proof enough of that, we can EASILY talk more about death and how it affects the characters and the world in the series. While you WILL see a lot of the cliche moments where a character 'dies' and then is revealed to be alive later, even THOSE moments are presented with such power and emotion that it leaves you stunned and slightly hurt. And in the moments when a character is IRREVOCABLY AND COMPLETELY, 100% NO MISTAKING IT DEAD... The context and emotion and every other thing that leads to and lends to that moment WILL have you in tears, or at least force you to hold them back and only get that watery-eyed sting. When a character in One Piece dies you will ALWAYS remember that exact moment, so every time the character is mentioned afterwards you'll be forced to mentally revisit it.


      As stated before, it PROPERLY affects the series and characters as well. When someone dies it MEANS something, be it an intense emotional strife OR a defining point where a character gains their purpose OR ramifications for the world itself... Sometimes all three at once! It's not limited to JUST those examples either, as you'll find if you watch the series. While One Piece DOES strive to avoid killing random people throughout the story, there ARE times when another character or villain will be SHOWN killing or be SAID to have killed people in their lifetime... And when it comes up, it's a complete showstopping moment BECAUSE of how rare it is. Death isn't something you become used to within One Piece, nor is it something you come to expect over time. EVERY death or mention of such within the series is powerful in its own right, actually MEANING something to you as a viewer as opposed to being a reminder of 'realism' or being used simply for shock value.


      This plays a small part in the next point I'm going to make, which is entirely centric to the story of the series. Unlike a lot of shounen series, where you can guess whatever is coming next AND/OR you always know the heroes will win, One Piece is constantly there to break the mold and surprise you. The story is so intricate and detailed that scenes from the earlier episodes are STILL being cast in a new light thanks to the information that comes up in the newer ones... And while some say that's not uncommon, the same is true for information in the MIDDLE of the series being turned on it's head thanks to newer revelations, and on a smaller scale information at the start or middle of an arc being completely flipped around due to a twist or reveal that makes sense of it all! Again, these things AREN'T all that uncommon... But when you have almost 800 episodes/chapters and you can STILL deliver these moments consistently AND keep them exciting and fresh? That's not something you see every day.


      The audience is always left guessing right up to the reveal as well. To this day we have unanswered questions in the series BECAUSE there's information we've only gotten in pieces. What exactly IS the One Piece treasure? What exactly IS the Will of D? What was SO scary about the Pluton weapon? What even IS the Uranus weapon? What HAPPENED during the Void Century? Who told King Neptune to protect the Noah, and what's so special about it anyway? These are just a FEW questions the series has given the audience to think about, and ALL of them we only have context clues and widespread theories to use as a means for deriving an answer so far, otherwise we'll ONLY find them out when they become relevant... IF we ever learn the truth of them AT ALL!


      No matter how long or how big an arc/conflict is, there's ALWAYS a myriad of underlying reason and questions behind them. Aside from the earliest ones, no arc or conflict simply 'starts and ends' in a traditional way. There are rarely any purely 'wrong place, wrong time' moments, and even THOSE FEW THAT ARE end up having a deeper story behind them than you might expect! Sometimes it's as simple as the story of how the crew gains a new member, other times it's as important as being revealed to be a major historical location and no one knew it... And in at least A FEW cases, having a greater reason and/or having future implications FAR more impactful than what we're told at the time! In fact there's STILL a prophecy the audience was told about in part of the series that has yet to come true, and JUST from the base telling/interpretation of it is something that would NEVER happen!


      One Piece is not devoid of positivity though, and in fact nearly ALL of the darkest, most serious moments are eventually countered by such in some way. Be it the members of Luffy's crew who suffered great loss in the past finding a new family once they join, the liberation of an island from a tyrannical and psychotic villain, or even someone who's lost all hope being practically FORCED to have hope again thanks to Luffy's rampant and often defiant nature pushing him to help those in need... This series will ALWAYS build you back up in ALL the best ways each and every single time it tears you down, and every time it happens will be that much more inspiring and heartwarming than the last. IF you somehow manage to avoid crying whenever you witness the tragic stories that unfold throughout the series, you're almost certain to be pushed to tears when you're shown how the people affected by that tragedy ultimately grow stronger and/or recover from it... And barring that, you may be moved to tears SIMPLY due to the pure goodness that some characters have in their hearts.


      In this modern world, where we witness EVERY SINGLE DAY some act of atrocity or discrimination, an act or statement of hatred and non-understanding, and in general just plain human shittiness... One Piece breaks out by showing the audience what we ALL wish for; Genuine altruism and kindness. The main characters show it regularly, but sometimes it comes from a source you're NOT expecting. A mostly corrupt government and/or Navy, of which there will be the occasional member who stands out as an actual good person... A villain who is defeated and left with nothing, learning the errors of their ways and becoming an ally... A character whose hope and faith in humanity was destroyed years ago, learning how to trust and believe in someone else once again... It's all wildly uplifting, and each instance is written and portrayed in a believable and inspiring manner! None of the convenience and simplicity you'll see in a shorter series, nor any of the sudden and reason-lacking shift in attitude/alignment.

      So now let's move on to some OTHER things in the series that I normal cover... Starting with the visuals.


      While One Piece STARTS OFF as looking overly goofy and silly, the artistic look and feel evolves rather quickly into something far more refined and elegant. As the show takes a more serious tone over time, the art style adapts and shifts to fit WHILE still keeping the ability to portray a comedic moment in perfect fashion. By the 200-300 episode range, the look has changed so much that it's almost like two totally different series... And yet you'd never mistake it for anything other than One Piece's unique style. Even NOW though the look is changing and evolving slowly, all while keeping the same style and feel that it's ALWAYS had. The characters have all changed drastically, yet still look so perfectly like themselves. It's almost amazing how Oda has evolved as an artist, and likewise how the animation team has captured his style in the anime.


      Speaking of the characters in One Piece, you'll be hard pressed to find a more diverse cast! Every character has a unique look and personality, even the ones who are MADE to be similar! Oda also borrows the visage of countless celebrities and film characters for his characters, often leading to some very interesting and occasionally comedic takes on a face or look that you've definitely seen before! Each new character stands out more than the ones before them, and yet he OLD characters evolve over time and tend to come back stronger and more awesome than before! Coby is the PRIME example of such; A whiny and stupid little shitty brat that is almost pure annoyance in living form who ultimately becomes a pretty attractive badass in his own right... But STILL retains some of the personality quirks that made him so annoying to begin with, but NOW they and seem like genuine traits and character flaws that perfectly accent what you WANT in a character! It's honestly like watching someone grow up and learn how to LIVE with their flaws, as opposed to letting those flaws run rampant and ruin them.


      The locations and backgrounds, however, are a glorious beast of a totally different caliber. EVERY island and EVERY building is unique and gorgeous, and you'll almost never confuse one for the other. You can look at most backgrounds in One Piece and be able to recall exactly what island or place it's depicting within a few seconds... Which is impressive considering Oda himself mostly SPEAKS his designs or draws them just once. For the manga, HE draws almost all the characters and action himself, leaving ONLY the backgrounds to his staff after showing them sketches and/or explaining it to them in words. When EVERY PLACE in the series has its own unique look and feel, THAT is a feat you don't find often outside of video games... And even THEN you rarely find it! Look at visual masterpieces like Uncharted 4 and/or Breath Of The Wild; Take a screenshot of most any background area, devoid of landmarks, and you might have a general idea of where that is at best. With One Piece though, the generic background of EACH location is unique to itself to such a degree that even looking at a TREE would give you enough hint to know what island it was on.


      That said though, there ARE common complaints about the characters that people often point at... Namely, the women in One Piece. Impossible proportions are one thing, but the ladies of One Piece are often drawn with SUCH an impossible body shape that it's completely distracting to some. Waistlines that you could wrap two hands around, boobs that could potentially have their own gravitational field, legs that are so long they seem to leave the character with little-to-no discernible hip location... It goes on and on, and that's not even getting into the OUTFITS these characters wear. Personally, I've NEVER had issue with any of this. It's animation, of course it's not realistic! Yes it's overly sexualized, but then so are a lot of the MALES in One Piece. Look at Zoro, who in almost EVERY fight he's ever had in the series ends up shirtless. Look at Usopp, who after the timeskip became ACTUALLY ripped/jacked and now has a muscle definition that would make people at the gym jealous. Look at Doflamingo, who is tall and skinny as hell but still has a torso that could put a bodybuilder to shame.


      Going to the FULL opposite end of the spectrum, look at women like Kokoro and Dadan and Caterina Devon who AREN'T the most attractive or have ridiculously odd bodies... And males who ft that category as well, like Franky and Hogback and Jesus Burgess. One Piece is FILLED with extremes in terms of body types... And what's more, the LOOKS of a character aren't reflective of their skill or powerfulness! Rebecca walks around in a chainmail bikini and kicks more ass than almost ANYONE ELSE on her home island of Dressrosa, and yet the same can be said of Doctor Kureha from Drum Island, who is an old and less-than-atractive woman that is practically better at medicine than anyone in the world AND can kick your ass. Same goes the males, where you've got the super pirate-cliche sexy Shanks who can LITERALLY beat you with a single arm, and yet you've ALSO got people like Borsalino (AKA Kizaru) who looks like the failed offspring of Elvis and Al Pachino BUT has the fucking power and speed of light at his disposal!


      Going FURTHER down that rabbit hole, the guys and girls who look hot can ALSO be completely useless in equal amounts. Gals like Conis who are just there to give information and expand the background BUT can't fight in any true capacity, and guys like Iceburg who fit the exact same bill... And in fact JUST as easily can be a hostage or liability, male OR female! These characters may LOOK a certain way, but their looks don't at all hinder or improve their skill or ability. In fact the ONLY character that comes to mind whose looks are directly related to ability is Boa Hancock, and that's because she's essentially a human Medusa of love.


      So let's move past the politically correct people who ironically want to judge based on looks, and instead talk about the SOUND of the series.


      As always, the voicework for the series is amazing... So long as you're watching in Japanese. The English version is okay, but Luffy's English voice JUST grates on my nerves from some reason. Maybe because it's too deep, maybe because it's lacking the kid-like nature, I dunno... And let's NOT even talk about the debacle that was the 4Kids version of One Piece! Shitty voice work aside, they changed and censored SO FUCKING MUCH of the show that it became literally impossible for them to proceed with certain story arcs later in the series. They would've had to exclude or completely change things if they'd kept going, and they likely WOULD have done such happily because they're FUCKING MORONS.


      But I digress. The JAPANESE VAs nail every single role and bring the characters to life in a way that i hard to put into words. The woman who does Luffy's voice alone (Who ALSO does the Japanese voice from Krillin in the Dragonball series) is pushing 60 and STILL delivers lines like she was born to be a weird, tan-skinned, rude and stretchy twenty-year-old male. The emotion, the feeling, the passion, the ENTIRE BEING of the character is carried perfectly in each VA's reading of every line fo their characters... Which is understandable, since a few of them have been PLAYING these characters for going on 18 years at this point. I ALWAYS say it, I know, but the Japanese JUST PLAIN do better voicework than almost anyone in the Western world. They commit to a character like a method actor would for a movie or theater play, and it REALLY shows when they push their voice to the limit in ways that only a rockstar ever would.


      The sound design for the series is just as impressive and iconic, being damn near on par with Dragonball or Star Wars. The silly sound of Luffy's body stretching, the soft whistle as Robin makes an arm sprout from a wall, the strange squeak/boom combo with each step that Gekko Moriah takes, the the high-pitched rush of wind when someone uses Haki, it just goes on and on and on! Every single ability has its own unique sound, and as SOON as you hear it you know whats going on. If you could get the series WITHOUT the voice track, you could probably watch it with your eyes closed and still be able to tell who is on screen and more or less what they're doing at each moment. I'd go so far as to say that every sound effect is as much a part of the character AS their voice is, and they'd be just as incomplete without their unique set of sounds for their powers/abilities.


      And thus we move into the music, which is quite frankly absolutely ridiculous in the best way possible. I'm not exaggerating when I say that some of the music tracks you'll hear around episode 750 HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN USED SINCE EPISODE ONE. New scores and music are added with each arc, of course, but there's at least 15-20 musical scores that you'll hear over and over and over again throughout every single episode... And you'll NEVER get tired of them. Pieces like "Luffy's Fierce Attack" and "Overtaken" are big staples in particular, and they fit SO many different potential scenes almost perfectly. This carries over to the opening and ending themes the series has had over time; Each and every one fitting either the tone of the arc OR the tone of the series as a whole, sometimes even both at once! The most obvious example is of course the first opening theme, "We Are," which was written FOR the series. As I said before, the song is SO iconic in Japan that it's practically a national treasure.


      If we absolutely MUST talk negatives, there's only ONE that is worth mentioning and it stands out far beyond any other shortcomings of this series: The length. Even if you omit filler episodes, there are over 750 episodes in One Piece. If we take the 24 minute runtime of a episode and cut out the opening and ending AND the recap of the previous few episodes that comes before the title card, we can assume each episode is about 18-20 minutes long in total. For sake of ease let's just average that out to 19 minutes per episode. The math for this tells you that there are over 14,000 minutes in all of One Piece, which is just shy of 238 hours, which in turn is just shy of 10 FULL days. If you watched an hour (About three episodes) each day, the series would take you just over 2/3 of a full year to finish. If you made watching One Piece into an eight-hour-per-day job, it would take you almost

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    • Blood's Anime Of The Month: March 2017 - Mob Psycho 100

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      Oh hey, look at that, I'm on time for once!

      (Ignore the fact that I typed this ON the first of March at like 3pm)


      The Anime Of The Month for March, 2017 is...


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      @zogman1 guessed it was going to be One Punch Man, which is about as close as you can get considering OPM and Mob Psycho 100 are penned by the same guy! Literally the two series are a near-perfect parallel of each other THAT much that the same hint is fully correct for both!.... And yes, that WAS my intention when making it.


      Series Name: Mob Psycho 100
      Creator Name: ONE (Animation by BONES)
      Genre: Comedy, Action, Paranormal
      Air Dates: July, 2016 through September, 2016
      Number Of Episodes: 12




      The ending for this series is nothing special and compared to that hype as fuck intro it's outright lame, so I'm not gonna bother with it this time around. Just watch that opening again... Or a third time. Or four times. Or 10 times. Or 100, because it's in the title anyways.



      How I Found This Series: Shout-out once again to my friend Josh/Chaos621/ChaoSamui, because HE was the one who pushed this one into my lap. Like any other intelligent person I was blown away by the awesomeness that is One Punch Man (And if you say otherwise you are WRONG AND/OR A LIAR). Recently I got so hyped for the second season that I couldn't help but start reading the manga (The Murata version for those in the know, I'll explain more later for those who aren't). As I neared the latest chapter I asked my friend what I should read next, and he adamantly insisted I go straight into Mob Psycho 100 considering it's made by the literal same person. At his further suggestion I watched the anime version of Mob Psycho 100 first... And holy fucking shit was I blown away AGAIN.



      Summary: In a very slightly alternate version of our world, there are ghosts and spirits almost EVERYWHERE you look. Some are docile and merely hang around because they can't move on, others are far more malicious and seek to terrorize or even harm the living for a variety of reasons. More importantly though, there are people who are attuned to spirit energy and some who can even control it! Telekinesis, pyrokinesis, telepathy, etc.; These people are called Espers, and the notable ones are few and far between. Bending a spoon, making a small fire in one's palm, such things ARE impressive, but... Like anything else, there are those who are abnormally gifted that put the rest of the world to shame!


      Shigeo, AKA Mob, is one of those gifted people. In fact, his psychic power is so immense that when his emotions reach a breaking point he LOSES control of his powers almost completely, and as a result the boy has learned to live by keeping his emotions in check... But the world isn't something anyone has control over, so Mob frequently finds himself in an emotional predicament that could very well threaten everyone around him.



      Characters: Only four characters this time, specifically because including a certain character would be spoiling... And TWO of the characters I'm going to list I have to work to AVOID spoilers for them!


      Kageyama Shigeo (AKA Mob)
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      The main and indeed title character of the series. Shigeo earned the nickname 'Mob' from his classmates; A passive insult at the fact that Shigeo is as unremarkable and lacking EVERY type of presence like a background character in an anime (How cleverly self-aware!). What no one knows, of course, is that Mob is very likely THE most powerful person on the planet thanks to his extreme, innate psychic powers! While he normally has a perfectly fine grasp on self-control, Mob has a small problem... When his emotions reach a high enough point, to be specific when they reach 100%, Mob's powers will mend with his whatever emotion is strongest in that given moment and he will act solely upon that emotion, unleashing every bit of his power in whatever ways befit such. If he hits 100% while enraged, he will show his enemy no mercy and attack relentlessly with his power. If he hits 100% when saddened, his powers will work to undo whatever things have been done to make him feel that way. There are other examples, but... Let's not get into spoilers, shall we? ;3 Regardless as a result, Mob has long since learned to shackle his emotions and keep them hidden away, making him seem very apathetic and bland as a person. Add this to his inability to read a situation and a mild case of social awkwardness and... Well, you have an overpowered middle-schooler, quite literally.


      Reigen Arataka
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      Mob's 'master' and self-proclaimed world-renowned all-powerful psychic... Which is all false, except for the very first part. Reigen runs a personal business, of which he and Mo are the only employees, that claims to be able to remove people's spirit-related problems... And until Mob came to Reigen one day in hopes of meeting someone who could help him control his excessive power, Reigen had no way of ACTUALLY exorcising spirits or even detecting spirit energy. Quite literally, Reigen is only a master in the arts of speech, persuasion, psychology and in general just plain being a total con-artist. What he lacks in actual skill (And perhaps in morality as well), however, Reigen makes up for in pure heart. He may not be the most trustworthy and he may be very greedy (He pays Mob 300 yen an hour, which is ABOUT $2.50/hr), but the man who Mob calls a mentor is a constant source of actual decent life lessons and advice for his middle-school-aged apprentice. Under his guidance, Mob has learned things such as never using his powers on other living humans, or to never let his emotions get the better of his judgment. Perhaps the most important and most meaningful thin of all though, is the fact that Mob should never treat or even view people WITHOUT psychic powers as being any different from himself. Reigen equates it to a person with higher intelligence or a person with better physicality treating others who can't compete as being inferior, and how it's unfair to make passive judgement on those who weren't born with such gifts or otherwise cannot obtain them.


      Kageyama Ritsu
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      Mob's younger brother, by one year, Ritsu is... Completely unlike his brother in almost every way. One of the most popular kids in the entire school, athletic, smart, good-looking; Ritsu has it all... EXCEPT the powers of his older brother! Another way he differs from Mob is the fact that Ritsu is a very emotionally open person, and above all else he seems to be very proud and friendly with his brother. Of course he's jealous of Mob's psychic powers, sometimes even obsessing over his own lack of such, but more than anything it seems to push him even harder to be the best person he can be without the powers his brother was born with. Kind-hearted and pretty cool, Ritsu really doesn't have all that much to worry about... Right?


      Hanazawa Teruki
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      Teruki, more commonly called Teru by those around him, is pretty much what Mob COULD have become if he'd never had anyone to guide him. An Esper of incredible talent and power, who believes himself superior to the non-psychic 'commoners' whom he deals with on a day-to-day basis. His arrogance is SO great that the first time he's shown in the anime he refers to himself as 'the main character of the world' and truly seems to believe it! Inevitably he has a confrontation with Mob and is shown that he is, in fact, not as special as he believed... Which leads to a truly epic series of moments that will EASILY be the point in the series where your attention becomes fully locked in.



      Personal Opinions/Views: If you like One Punch Man, and let's be honest you LOVE One Punch Man, you are more than likely going to enjoy Mob Psycho 100.


      As already stated, this series IS written by the same mind that spawned One Punch Man... And not many people know this but One Punch Man STARTED in 2009! ONE only started to get famous after Mob Psycho 100 started, which was ALSO around the time the Murata version of OPM started publication (Again, more on that shortly)! The themes shared by these two series show the type of personality ONE has, and the types of stories he likes to tell, because they REALLY ARE similar in a lot of ways.


      Overpowered main character? Check.
      Said main character laments their power? Check.
      Same main character looks doofy as hell? Check.
      Main character has mild lack of emotion? Check.
      No one really knows how powerful main character is? Check.
      Main character has no good reason for being so powerful? Check.
      Extraordinarily good/kind heart as part of the main character's personality? Check.
      Oddly conveyed positive message in how the main character thinks/acts? Check.


      The list just goes on and on like that... But at the same time the two DIFFER for just as many reasons, and SOME of those reasons are, wildly enough, how they end up being similar!


      Overpowered?  Mob is physically useless and was born with his power, while Saitama is a physical marvel who earned his power.
      Laments of that power?  Only because Mob fears he'll accidentally harm others, Satama hates it because it's boring.
      Doofy look?  Mob is just that way by nature, Saitama lost his hair by training so hard.
      Emotionless?  Mob locks his emotions away to keep his power in check, but Saitama is just THAT bored thanks to his power.


      Even the supporting characters have as many opposite-but-similar parallels going on! What Reigen lacks in the prowess and skill of someone like Genos, the cyborg lacks in the kind of heart and wisdom of the con-artist psychic... And yet both seem to be slowly making up in what they naturally are missing!

      Two different series, a million different similar parallels, one guy writing every bit of it.
      And need I remind you that both One Punch Man AND Mob Psycho 100 ARE ONGOING SERIES.
      How many other major manga-ka have you EVER known to be making TWO MAJOR SERIES AT THE SAME TIME AND BEING SUCCESSFUL AT IT?


      Then again, ONE's storyteling prowess MAY simply be due to what he lacks in art skills...
      Because, if you've seen One Punch Man, you know Tatsumaki (Or Tornado in some stupid translations) as looking like this:
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      But that's ONLY because Yusuke Murata (AKA the guy who did the art for Eyeshield 21) was given the chance to work with ONE and re-draw One Punch Man over time... Even as ONE is continuously making new chapters of One Punch Man himself that are quite a bit further than Murata's version! ONE loves this collaboration though, as it gives him the chance to better bring his ideas to life. Scenes are extended, whole arcs are added, characters can look more attractive, ALL things that ONE himself has a direct say in! The anime for OPM is based upon the Murata version of ONE's baby...
      Which is good, considering ONE's art style literally depicts Tatsumaki like this:
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      I am 10,000% serious, this is taken DIRECTLY from a page of ONE's version of the manga.
       
      I mean just LOOK at this picture of Reigen from the literal second page of Mob Psycho 100
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      ONE is living proof that you can suck at art and still know how to tell a good fucking story!


      But I digress, so let's get to the point and talk about the series itself, shall we?


      The plot is a perfect mix of badassery and comedy, constantly switching back and forth between the two multiple times in EACH episode. For some people the series won't pick up until the third episode, when you first see Mob unleash at 100%... But that will be a deciding point where you're likely to get a HUGE boost in interest if you make it that far. through th fourth and fifth episodes, particularly the latter, you're almost guaranteed to be hooked once Mob's powers reach an entirely new (And spine-tinglingly thrilling) level of awesome. If you want some silly fun, you'll be getting it. If you want some crazy action, it's there too. If you want some slightly dark undertones, you'll get them before the halfway point. If you want more seriousness, that comes up just after the halfway mark. Don't forget, as I already said, this series IS ongoing! The 12 episodes that exist cover about 35 chapters of the manga, and there are almost 100 chapters that exist right now! Like One Punch Man, there's A LOT of story yet to be told.


      As always I watched the series in Japanese with English subtitles, so I can't vouch for or complain about the English dub. All I know is that it WAS indeed localized and dubbed, so if you're the sort who needs your English on the auditory end of things and not strictly the visual, you're in luck! That said, the voice acting is absolutely gorgeous for the Japanese version. Mob's passive emotionless, Teruki's near-psychotic ranting, Reigen's extreme over-confidence, the menace behind the voice of any given baddie... It's all VERY well done and VERY pleasing to lisen to! What's more, the comedic moments are wonderfully delivered in ways that other, more well-known anime have trouble matching. Put it like this, in the third episode of MP100 there's a moment where a secondary character simply saying "oh!" in a certain way made me laugh so hard that it left me slightly lightheaded.


      Going off the voice-sounds, the sound-sounds and music-sounds are beautiful as well. From that ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY HYPE AS DICKS intro theme to the myriad of background scores and beats, the music for the series is on-point in a way I can only compare to its younger brother, One Punch Man. The sound effects are equally as much ear candy as the music, SPECIFICALLY the psychic effects and anything else related to the spiritual end of everything in the series. Whooshing gusts of wind for psychic power or chime-tingling hints of awakening energy, it's like someone researched the sound design of Dragonball and JoJo and took EVERY good note possible and utilized them all at once without somehow going overboard!


      As ever though, there ARE little flaws... But I can't talk about most of them, since they involve spoilers! Needless to say though, it all lies in the crux that I already talked about in past journals; The fucking 12 episode format. It's great for people who are impatient as shit and studios that want more money, but from a storytelling standpoint it JUST ruins the pacing! One character's transition happens FAR too quickly and seems completely unfitting for the character, so much so that EVEN THEIR RE-TRANSITION feels out of character by the conclusion! Characters are introduced and shown too quickly and the viewer doesn't have time to memorize all of them, so only the ones that are part of the MAIN group end up sticking in your mind... Which is bad, since a lot of the supporting cast end up becoming important later in the series AND they're actually all really fun and interesting characters!


      The thing that hit me the most with this series though was the positivity behind it. I'll admit that I'm a sucker for feel-good stuff, but the way Mob Psycho 100 literally says in the intro; "Your life is your own, OK? Even if you're no special, its OK!" That is like a direct message to a young Blood far in the past, and that message means JUST as much to the adult Blood, albeit for different reasons. Reigen, as much of a moron and con-artist as he is, MIGHT be my favorite character just because of how fucking powerful and good his beliefs can be at times. If a series can entertain me, make me laugh AND leave me on the verge of feel-good tears? I will adore it forever, and this series is right up there with its One Punch brother in how effectively it's able to deliver on all three.


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      I'm feeling a bit lazy this time around, so this month's entry will be a bit short. Don't let that fool you though, Mob Psycho 100 is ABSOLUTELY worth watching, without any shadow of a doubt. It's 12 episodes long, very fun and very awesome. The ONLY reason you shouldn't watch it is if you're one of those people with a boner fo drama and angst, in which case you should've stopped reading these journals months ago because I'm NOT going to have one of those kinds of series EVER. Seriously though, if you've seen One Punch Man this series is nearly required, so you can see what ELSE the creator is capable of doing at literally the same time!
      Plus let's be honest here, you're just dying for OPM2's release and so this will ONLY help add to that hype and give you ANOTHER second season to look forward to!


      By the way, next month is going to be the one year anniversary for my Anime Of The Month journals! As such, every April will be a series that is particularly near and dear to my heart! Expect it to be the most cliched and obvious kinds of anime a a result, and likewise expect me to have A LOT to say about them!


      Until next time, my fellow Nippon nakama!
      MATA NE~!


      Hint for next month: Wealth; The ability to simply buy everything and everyone around you, untold riches at your disposal to grant you anything you could ever wish for. Fame; When every single person in the world reveres of fears your very name, you'll never find a moment where you'll be opposed. Power; The bite to back up all that bark, so any fools who DO dare to oppose you will learn the hard way that you rightfully earned every bit of what you have. With these three things, a person could very well rule the world OR simply live the most free life imaginable... Assuming they had the WILL to earn all three.

    • Sponsorship, Why Do You Hate Me?

      4 months ago

      Blood_XIII

      My Sponsorship somehow failed to auto-renew, most likely because I'm still grandfathered in the old system and have been paying $10 for 6 months... But it's weird because everything worked just fine in August when my last auto-renewal came up, and for THIS month I don't even see a charge anywhere near my Paypal or bank account, so.... Dafuq?


      UPDATE: Apparently Paypay had just decided the payment wasn't going to go through and FUCKED ME OVER. Now I'm out f the old system for good all because FOR SOME REASON Paypal chose to NOT pay or my Sponsorship on the 3rd, BUT WAS TOTALLY FINE auto-renewing my Xbox Live on the 7th. Fuck you.

    • Blood's Anime Of The Month: February 2017 - Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

      4 months ago

      Blood_XIII

      Pro tip; Never let yourself get three weeks behind on EVERYTHING you keep up with. I've been so busy trying to watch RT/AH and Grumps content that I almost forgot about this entirely.


      Also I very nearly sliced off the tip of my left index finger while cooking the day before typing this, so sorry in advance for any typos and such because it's kinda hard to hit keys when one of your primary fingers is covered by bandages.


      The Anime Of The Month for February, 2017 is...AJhOlH2.pngOnce again the hint from last month was kinda lacking, but it was the best I could do at like 1am when I wrapped up the Geass AOTM... Also it wasn't exactly inaccurate for ONE of the characters in this series.



      Series Name: Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt (Abbreviated to PSG)
      Creator Name: GAINAX and Geek Fleet
      Genre: Comedy, More Comedy, Mild Acton
      Air Dates: October, 2010 through December, 2010
      Number Of Episodes: 13, plus one special 10 minute episode of non-canon shorts



      The opening is fun and quick, but that ending theme... It's haunting, but in a good way. Seriously, it's the sort of thing I would hear in the dreams that have stuck with me for years because of powerful imagery or emotion within to them.



      How I Found This Series: This time the story is FAR less interesting or personal. I first heard of this series in passing from various sites and forum posts, never bothering to look into it. I next head of it, again in passing, as I listened to the Internet Box podcast; Mike Kroon (AKA @Mike here on the RT site) mentions the series a handful of times within the podcast's first 60 or so episodes. At this point I decided to look into the series SIMPLY because of the name and the banner on my profile does not lie when it comes to how sexually perverse my thoughts can often be. Imagine my surprise when I saw what this anime truly was.. Though as I watched it, I wasn't disappointed in the slightest.


      Summary: Panty and Stocking are sisters, angels who have been kicked out of heaven for an excessive track record of un-angel-like behavior; For Stocking it was being a spoiled brat and going to extreme lengths to get what she wanted (Sweets) and for Panty it was having sex with just about everything in sight. They were banished to Earth, made to live in a fictional locale by the name of Daten City (A play on the Japanese word for fallen angel, 'datenshi'), where they must collect 1000 Heaven Coins in order to return to heaven. Typically the two get ONE Coin for every evil ghost they defeat, the ghost's soul worth effectively translated into a currency when they are 'purified' and forced to pass on by the sisters.


      Except that Panty and Stocking don't seem to care AT ALL about getting back to heaven. Like some sort of high school truant punks, the two almost actively ignore their 'mission' and instead spend almost every waking moment CONTINUING to pursue the goals and behaviors that got them kicked out of heaven to begin with! Panty, for example, has instead made it her goal to have sex with 1000 human males during her exile in Daten City. As such most of their encounters with ghosts only come about either when their guardian, Garterbelt, all but forces them to go and fight the creature OR the sisters' are inconvenienced by the ghost during their own antics.



      Characters: For once there actually ISN'T that many characters! In fact there are only eight that matter and of those only six that REALLY matter in the long run. I'm only going to name four though, four important ones and one of the not-so-importants, because the other three show up a bit later in the series and it's best not to spoil them (Even though I REALLY wanted to include them!) because they are fucking amazing.


      Panty Anarchy
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      Nymphomaniacal, limelight craving, self-serving and mildly apathetic. Effectively lust, pride and greed incarnate, though she has a short temper that gives her half the title of wrath as well. Panty has an insane appetite for anything and everything sexual, and has a great interest in becoming famous and looking the part. In terms of personality, including what's already been stated, she is a loud-mouth without any sort of filter on her vulgarity or actions. That said though, she IS perfectly capable of compassion and kindness... When she wants. Panty's ability rather aptly allows her to transform her panties into a pistol which she calls Backlace. This same ability can be expanded to the panties of her Stocking, her sister, allowing Panty to have two guns OR combine the weapons into larger firearms such as a machine gun or in one instance even a sniper rifle. She can ALSO use the underwear of males as her weapon, though the power and size of the weapon they become is directly related to the size of the underwear owner's penis... Yes, I'm being serious.


      Stocking Anarchy
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      Gluttonous, brooding, lazy and even more apathetic. Basically making her the other half of the seven deadly sins given form; Gluttony, envy and sloth, and like her sister Panty has an easily awakened anger that fills in the missing half of wrath. Stocking is obsessed with sweets of all kinds, and favors the gothic-lolita fashion and lifetyle. Outside those personality traits, Stocking is nowhere near as sexual as her sister Panty BUT she still has a perverse side all the same, namely seeming to favor bondage and other more sadomasochistic activities. She's only slightly more focused and refined than Panty, but as a balance to that she's far less motivated to follow through on such thoughts or really anything in general. Like her sister though, Stocking has a heart of gold somewhere deep inside. Her ability, as you may be able to guess, centers around her ability to turn her leggings into weapons. Unlike Panty, Stocking instead converts her garments into katana named Stripe I and Stripe II, since she has one stocking for each foot and has no need to make use of her sister's clothing for dual-wielding.


      Garterbelt
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      The resident reverend of Daten City, and guardian to the Anarchy sisters. Garterbelt was once a street thug who was trying to make it big in the world of crime and was well on his way to such until he was inevitably killed in a shootout. Upon his arrival in heaven, God gives him life again BUT tasks Garterbelt with finding the liing end of the bloodline that has the ability to open the gates of hell. Garterbelt refuses this task though, however later finds he is cursed with immortality until the task is completed. After experiencing a lifetime of tragedy he takes to a life of religion and seeing to the task set to him... Or at least he WOULD, were he not ALSO tasked now with having to constantly motivate the two worst angels to ever exist. Talking personality, Garterbelt is a perfect match for the Aarchy sisters because he is equally foul-mouthed and stubborn, however unlike them he actually cares about completing his task and fulfilling his duties. Rather stereotypically though, Garterbelt has a certain sexual affinity towards younger males that is made very prominent as the series progresses.


      Chuck
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      This dog-like creature is a rather obvious rip-off/homage to GIR of Invader Zim... only if GIR were less sentient, operated on a more basic level AND were only capable of saying his own name. The poor creature is effectively JUST there to be a punching bag for Panty and Stocking to abuse when he's not acting as their servant. Otherwise, Chuck's only actual function is to be a living mailbox for heaven, the delivery method being that Chuck is constantly smitten by a lightning bolt from God and then spits out a letter (Not unlike a certain adolescent purple dragon who serves a similar purpose in a totally different show) that provides a clue for the Anarchy sisters' next ghost target. Despite the apparent lack of intelligence though, Chuck is perfectly capable of higher functions such as driving and shopping, and even serves as an ACTUAL badass in combat on rare occasions!


      Brief
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      Avoiding all potential spoilers around this character, Brief is basically what happens when the supporting character is thrust into the role of a main character; Complete ineptitude and an inability to handle the massive amount of responsibility. From his very introduction as a knock-off Ghostbuster right down to his outfit and 'weapons' and penchant for the supernatural, Brief is shown as being exactly the sort of character you would LEAST want to be you sidekick because of how utterly useless and mildly annoying he can be. Ultimately though he ends up becoming entwined in the daily lives of the Anarchy sisters, almost acting as a moral compass for the two... Or TRYING to act as such, seeing as the sisters may as well think of him as Chuck 2.0 and treat him as though it were true! The only reason the boy REALLY sticks around is because he has a deep crush on Panty and regards her to be perfect... Even when she's being a total slut.



      Personal Opinions/Views: Where do I even start with this series?


      I will say right away, ABSOLUTELY do not be be afraid or ashamed to watch PSG in English if you prefer dub.
      The Japanese version is as good as ever for those of us who prefer sub as well, spectacular voice work and plenty of puns.


      If you have the time, watch it in Japanese and then immediately re-watch it in English.
      But if you can ONLY watch one? I would actually recommend the English dub for once.
      This means A LOT coming from me, since I'm a pretty hardcore advocate of sub-superiority.


      The English version is done by Funimation, and this was right when Funi had gotten their footing in being able to dub as fans of anime as opposed to when they were more an on-hire dubbing studio, so right away you can be assured it's not bad by any means. In fact it's FULLY the opposite, because as I implied it MIGHT be better than the Japanese version. While the original voice cast tries to capture the comedy while remaining slightly more serious amidst the antics within the show itself, the English team decided to take pages from the likes of South Park and Drawn Together... Which, coincidentally, were two of the inspirations BEHIND PSG during GAINAX's development! Chris Sabat, whom if you aren't aware is pretty much THE main guy at Funimation and also one of the primary VAs in their roster, must have had A LOT of fun with writing the localization dialogue for PSG.


      Lines like "Get that through your fat heads!" in Japanese becomes "Focus and stop actin' like fat-ass hoes!" in English.
      Lines like "I need my morning sugar..." become "Fuck off, don't talk to me until I've had my goddamn sugar."


      And those are DIRECT QUOTES from the English version, not modified in any way.


      Unless you live with children or insanely strict/religious parents/roommates, there is NO REASON you should actively avoid the dub for this series. However, seeing as most of you are here because of a love for Red vs. Blue and/or Achievement Hunter, you're not only fine with rampant vulgarity BUT the English dub of PSG may appeal more to you BECAUSE it's so comedically offensive!


      I'm serious about this. If you ONLY plan on watching the series once, go for the English dub this time; You WILL NOT regret it!


      Now let's move on to the show itself.


      As a quick note here, because it didn't fit in anywhere else, the show is a unique anime in that most of the 13 episodes are ACTUALLY two episodes. PSG does what the likes of some newer Western cartoons have been doing, with a 24 or 26-minute episode being comprised of two 12 or 13-minute sections! This makes it a BIT hard to follow, as  few particularly anal sources yuo may use to view the series have EACH OF THESE SECTIONS labeled as an individual episode! As such you end up with episode numbers EXCEEDING 13 and leading to a good deal of confusion when talking to other people who've seen the show. I mean seriously, if you're going to break up the FULL episode into two individual files, is it REALLY that hard to label them as 'Episode 1-A' and 'Episode 1-B' instead of giving the B-side it's OWN number that then causes the full SECOND epsiode to be listed as episode 3 and 4?!


      If it weren't obvious, this series has a HEAVY lean towards sexual humor and out-right vulgarity... AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL. In my outlining journal of what you could expect out of me for each anime I picked for these AOTM's, PSG was one of the primary examples of why I mentioned 'low-brow subject matter' being a non-issue to me. ANYONE who has ever passed up this series because they heard it was "vulgar and/or childish with toilet/sexual/off-color 'humor' and a disregard for anything else," YOU ARE SEVERELY MISSING OUT AND I PITY YOU FOR HAVING SUCH STUPID STANDARDS THAT YOU CAN'T GODDAMN ENJOY SOMETHING FOR WHAT IT IS. I mean PSG isn't going to change your life or anything, but if you watch this series and don't walk away slightly happier OR don't laugh at least once through almost every episode, then you might need to re-think your life because I don't see ANY happiness in an existence where PSG is not enjoyable.


      The characters and even a few objects are ALL named after aspects of lingerie or underwear; Panty, Backlace, Stocking, Stripe, Garterbelt, Brief, Scanty, Lacytanga, Kneesocks, Spandex, Fastener, Corset... Even Chuck, whose name in Japanese (Chakku) means zipper! For fuck's sake, the Hummer/Jeep the Anarchy sisters drive is named See-Through!


      It's almost hard to believe that this show is LITERALLY WRITTEN AND PRODUCED by the exact same team behind Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Fun fact actually, Scanty and Kneesocks are respectively meant to resemble Nia and Yoko FROM Gurren Lagann! I WOULD show off those two to prove it, but again it's better to keep them out of this journal for anyone who has yet to see PSG for themselves! Trust me though, you MIGHT love Scanty and Kneesocks more than the Anarchy sisters by the end of the show!


      Avoiding potential spoilers via explaining exactly what I mean, this show IS NOT devoid of serious moments and drama! This is GAINAX we're talking about after all, and as such more than once the cartoonish veil is dropped and the viewer is subjected to an almost too-real or too-serious moment that feels weirdly out of place without ACTUALLY being out of place at all... Saying nothing of the ending to the show, which hits every emotional note imaginable within the full runtime and THEN leaves off with an ending that is so unexpected and unexplained that you nearly feel like your brain is going to melt as it is thrust upon you.
      An ending which, by the way, HAS NEVER BEEN TRULY ADDRESSED. There is a manga that allegedly comes after the series that explains things but it's JUST a single volume, and also allegedly GAINAX has teased a new Panty & Stocking project that was supposed to be unveiled in December of 2016. However as I am typing this up with NO internet access at present, I cannot confirm nor deny what this unveiled project is/was.


      Speaking of that cartoonish look though, let's talk animation and visuals!


      This is the next big issue I see most people citing as their reason for passing the series up, and admittedly the base art style of PSG isn't even REMOTELY close to anything that might be regarded as traditional anime. PSG looks almost fully like a Western series in appearance and themes, not at all unlike how Avatar The Last Airbender and The Legend Of Korra both look like an Eastern series in the same departments! To be perfectly honest it CAN be hard to remember at times that PSG is in fact Japanese AT ALL while you're watching it, because it is THAT radically different... However this is EXACTLY what makes it so goddamn good! The cartoony, Western look fits PERFECTLY with the crude humor and compliments the character personalities to a degree that is often taken for granted in most cases. Think of it as an early example of what One Punch Man has done with Saitama; The strongest person to ever exist, and yet at times it looks like a child is the one drawing him because his personality is so weird and goofy that it just doesn't fit his more serious appearance at OTHER points in the animation.


      Again though, don't be fooled into thinking that's ALL you're getting out of Panty & Stocking! The transformation sequences, various action shots, even moments when Panty or Stocking are just plain being sexy as fuck; The animation has a tendency to suddenly and seamlessly shift from the goofy, thick-lined Saturday Morning Cartoon look to a wonderfully anime-esque art style that is immediately reminiscent of GAINAX's usual look and overall skill! Sometimes they even throw a VERY wild curve ball at the audience, like in one half-episode tale where it legitimately feels like a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SERIES as we follow the rather depressing life of a businessman and the animation style is weirdly realistic... Until, of course, the sisters show up in their USUAL style and are animated as such directly beside the more realistic characters... Which looks fucking weird, but at the same time is quite an interesting idea AND very comedic despite the episode's slightly depressing theme.


      Even better though is the fact that EVERY major ghost Panty and Stocking eradicate is given the PERFECT send-off! Those of you who used to watch Power Rangers or have seen the older Godzilla films will appreciate it just as much too! Remember how the sets or the bad guys themselves would just explode into pieces when subjected to enough damage, and how cheesy that looked each and every time? That is EXACTLY what PSG does... An I mean LITERALLY that's what happens. As the ghost is defeated, the animation hard cuts to REAL footage of a model that depicts the ghost, and that model is then blown to hell with cheap pyrotechnics in shoddy editing-induced slow motion, and for added measure this typically happens as the ghost spouts some doofy one-liner about themselves or their death (Like a train-ghost saying 'Is this my stop?').


      As ever though, the series is not without flaws... Though for PSG it is HIGHLY opinion based. It's the usual complaints for such a short series; Too little time to really enjoy the characters properly, characters that show up almost halfway in and as such don't get nearly enough attention, plot points glossed over as though we're expected to just accept them right away... But then again, in a show that was meant to only have minuscule amounts of plot and instead focus on being stupid and funny, it comes off a bit nit-picky to say that it moves too quickly and doesn't bother explaining itself as much as I'd like. Similarly, it feels almost unfair if I talk about how there's no real consistency between the events of each episode beyond the introduction of certain characters, and how those characters don't feel like they get the in-depth treatment they deserve.


      Another thing of quick note, however, is the sound and music for the series. It's nothing short of amazing, to be frank. The sound effect work is visceral and crisp, making every little click of a pistol hammer and every goofy slapstick noise into a tiny burst of satisfaction. The music is ridiculously good as well, from the short-but-fun, crazy and distorted intro song to the smooth, melodic and almost haunting ending song. The transformation music is probably some of the most memorable background soundtrack in anime history, to the point that for some it's a bit of an inside meme (If you've ever heard or seen anyone saying/singing 'Fly away now~ Fly away now~ Fly awaaaay~' in response to a transformation or scene change, this is probably why), and IN the series it's almost a moment of genius when you hear that Scanty and Kneesocks' transformation song is very nearly the same beat just in reverse! At the end of episode 10 there's even an interlude music video for an original song (Sung as though from the perspective of the Anarchy sisters) by the name of "D City Rock" made by the same person behind the overall soundtrack, and it is painfully catchy and fun while not losing an ounce of the anime's off-color humor.


      I mean really though, It's hard to NOT love a series where both the main characters' catchphrase is "REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!"


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      After the overtly serious and dramatic legend that is Code Geass from last month, Panty & Stocking is a perfect palette cleanser that will bring your spirits back up where they belong! I honestly cannot give this series the praise it deserves for daring to be dirty with ZERO embarrassment or regard for political correctness, while at the same time being quietly smart and well written behind all of it. If for whatever reason you have NOT seen this series, PLEASE go and watch it! Ignore the weird animation and get over the overt sexual humor and JUST have some fun for once!! This series is absolutely deserving of the praise it's been given over time, and if you're not a prude you WILL enjoy it for what it sets out to accomplish.


      Until next time, my fellow Nippon nakama!

      MATA NE~!


      Hint for next month: When you're THE strongest person in the entire world, but you look completely unremarkable in every way and your immense power is almost more of a burden than a blessing, what are you to do? Don't worry about the people who give you funny looks or make fun of you because of your appearance, and use that power to take down evil! Just... Try not to break everything in the process?


    • Blood's Anime Of The Month: January 2017 - Code Geass

      5 months ago

      Blood_XIII

      IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS SERIES THEN BE COURTEOUS TO THOSE WHO MAY HAVE NOT SEEN IT. USE THE SPOILER TAGS IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS.


      I actually WOULD have had this done on the first of the month, but I was making a parody Twitter account that will tweet once a day for a year because I apparently hate myself.


      The Anime Of The Month for January, 2017 is...


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      A few of you probably guessed it, others likely guessed Death Note in which case fuck you Death Note is LAME!


      Series Name: Code Geass: Lelouch Of The Rebellion
      Creator Name: Directed by Goro Taniguchi, written by Ichiro Okouchi, character designs by CLAMP
      Genre: Mecha, Drama
      Air Dates: Season 1 - October, 2006 through July, 2007 / Season 2 - April, 2008 through September, 2008
      Number Of Episodes: 25 in the first season, 25 in the second season AND a third season to come out this year!


      DO NOT LOOK UP ANYTHING ABOUT THE UPCOMING NEW SEASON IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE SERIES OR ELSE YOU WILL SPOIL IT FOR YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY. I'M NOT KIDDING, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST BEFORE LOOKING IT UP.


      Two notes here. One, I'll ONLY post the first opening and ending because the others are flooded with spoilers. Two, the opening's instrumental track is beautiful and reminds me so much of older anime intros that I adore it completely.



      How I Found This Series: This is actually a bit tricky to recall. If you're not aware due to me saying it in other journals or what-have-you, I have a TERRIBLE memory. I have trouble remembering certain things that others don't, BUT on the flip side I remember things that others never would (For instance the 16 name long moniker that Vash gives himself in an episode of Trigun, which I memorized for all of time).


      But I digress.
      I THINK I first heard of Code Geass from my IRL friend mentioned in other AOTM posts, Josh/Choas621/ChaoSamui (I REALLY need to just ask him which name he prefers I use). This was back when the series had just come out, mind you. Toonami hadn't picked it up yet, or if they HAD then I was never aware of such at the time. Like everything else I had him download it for me when he had planned on coming over, which again I remind you this was back in 2008 or so... Or, to put it another way, the episodes of Code Geass' first season that I have are old enough that they're in 4:3 resolution, 640x448. I'm sure HD existed at the time, but the series is old enough that SD airing and production was still a thing.


      Regardless, I remember this was before I took the concept of binge watching, so after finishing the first season I had to wait several months until the second season (Which is adorned with the notation "R2") was completed so that I could download it as a batch torrent. With my lack of home internet and not yet going to get online once a week, keeping up on a week to week basis wasn't an option and so I saw both seasons in two binge events that were months apart...


      I THINK.


      Again, my memory is VERY fuzzy, so I COULD have seen an episode on Toonami and loved it, then had my friend get both seasons for me and I binged them both over the course of a month. I HONESTLY can't tell you which is true at this point.



      Summary: Set in an alternate reality of our own world, coincidentally enough in the year 2017 (I see what you did with that third season announcement, Sunrise). The world is divided into three superpowers; The Chinese Federation, the E.U. (Europia Union) and the Holy Empire of Britannia. In this world, Britannia's motherland is comprised of what we know as the ENTIRETY of North and South America, and in reality only allows the Chinese Federation and E.U. to exist so as not to incite a war... Though everyone knows that ultimately Britannia WILL invade them.


      Case in point, Japan. In 2010, Britannia invades Japan and mercilessly sieges the country until Japan agrees to become part of Britannia. As if the unprovoked war wasn't enough, Britannia then did to Japan what it does to EVERY country they assimilate. Japan is stripped of its name and culture and government, being renamed Area 11 and the Japanese people now referred to as Elevens. Anyone claiming themselves otherwise is subject to arrest or worse, and even IF they're not claiming otherwise they are still Elevens, with their best hope being to become an honorary Britannian (Similar to changing citizenship in the world we live in).


      However, things aren't even THAT nice. Britannians, as one may expect from people who've never had to fight for their homeland's right to independence, are... Well, quite frankly, racist. The Elevens and indeed anyone from an assimilated country not part of the Motherland, or "Numbers" as they're called (Due to each assimilated country being named Area __, with the blank being a number related to the order in which they were taken), are looked down upon and treated as lesser humans by many Britannians. This isn't the case for ALL Britannians, of course, but the amount that do such are a menace that skews the innocent and/or decent ones.


      To make matters worse, the Elevens are particularly perturbed over the loss of their country. So much so that of all the regions Britannia has conquered, Japan STILL has the largest ad most active rebel force even seven years after losing its independence. Due to this, the Britannian civilians harbor more resentment and even fear in some cases towards the former Japanese citizens, because the Eleven rebels actively fight the Britannian government and even perform acts of terror in a hopeless struggle to regain their independence.


      All this and I haven't even gotten past the first five minutes of the first episode yet.


      In this world, technology has advanced to the point that humanity uses humanoid mechs to fight their wars. These mechs are known as Knightmare Frames, or more typically just as Knightmares. A Knightmare typically stands about anywhere from 15-20 feet tall (Based on their size compared to humans in the series) and have a unique design compared to other mecha series. On both legs, near the ankles or heels, a Knightmare typically has a swing arm with a wheel attached, which allows them to effectively glide/skate along the ground as opposed to needing to take actual steps. What's more, a Knightmare's upper body is actually rather bulky due to the cockpit being extroverted as opposed to concealed fully within the mech. Specifically this is upon the Knightmare's back, which means the pilot is in effect more hanging off the back of their mech even though they are "inside" it. Finally, the cockpit itself is actually a pod that is mounted into the machine's torso, and barring a sudden catastrophic explosion and/or a damaged system, the pod can be ejected from the Knightmare entirely to allow the pilot to escape without harm. While mass production Knightmares are the typical sight, there ARE rare models of Knightmare that are only piloted by elites among the elite, and those rare models are typically one-of-a-kind.

      Pictured here is one of the many figures that were made of a Knightmare from the series, along with its pilot.

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      There also exists, in this world, a mysterious power known as Geass. While it is never FULLY explained exactly what a Geass is or where they originated, what IS explained is that a Geass resides in the eye(s) of a person who possesses the power. Furthermore, each Geass is different per the individual who possesses it, and thus the rules and potential of each Geass differs from person to person. A Geass can only be bestowed to a person via making a "contract" with certain immortal individuals, the details of which are held to an honor system AND never have to be explicitly stated to the person receiving the Geass should the bestow-er choose to withhold the information. Finally, one who is able to bestow a Geass ma do such upon as many people as they choose, so long as the contract is agreed upon by the other person.

      Pictured here is an example of what a Geass looks like when the user is casting it upon someone.

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      NOW we enter the main character, who is conveniently pictured above, named Lelouch; A student only a few years from graduation who finds himself, as many others in history have, in the wrong place at the wrong time thanks to his personality... Or, perhaps, he was in the right place at the right time?



      Characters: You guessed it, tons of characters AGAIN. Though THIS time there's a good reason for the series to have more named characters than you can shake a stick at, and it's because they're ALL actually a good addition to the story and they serve a purpose other than just filling out the screen. That said, I'm only going to cover a small amount of them here, because only a few can be talked about at length without spoiling everything... And even THEN I'm going to have to actively exclude information about some of them.

      That said, I WILL be spoiling a few things that ARE explained to the viewer within the first few episodes. Don't worry though, this series has MORE enough twists and turns to keep you invested.


      Lelouch Lamperouge
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      The main, and in fact TITLE character. Lelouch is deceptively intelligent, and I mean that "deceptively" in every possible meaning of the word. While he acts one way among most everyone, his true nature belies every bit of it in private... Though he has good reason for all of it. That said however, Lelouch seems to have a strong sense of right and wrong, or at least he has his own version of such. Like a sort of Robin Hood, Lelouch enjoys putting people in their place without direct confrontation and typically without being hostile. His introduction opens with him doing this via a game of chess with a noble, in which a significant amount of money is on the line, and based on the comments of others throughout the series this is something he does VERY often. On the way back to school from such, however, he is witness to an act of terrorism gone wrong, which he mistakes as a genuine traffic accident. Disgusted by the people who choose to stand around filming it on their phones, he instead rushes in to help the driver.
      From there, however, his fate is rewritten. Through a series of events Lelouch winds up in the middle of a corrupt military operation against the terrorists, ultimately facing him with the choice of dying or making a contract with a mysterious green-haired woman whom he just watched die. He takes the more favorable option, the contract bestowing upon him the power of Geass. For Lelouch, this power is the power of complete and total obedience; By looking into the eyes of any living person, Lelouch may impose upon them a single command that they MUST carry out regardless of their own will or desire. A perfect power, he finds, for what he has hoped to accomplish ever since his youth... Destroying Britannia completely.


      Nunnally Lamperouge
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      Lelouch's younger sister, whom Lelouch holds more dear than anyone else in existence. Nunnally is, as the picture implies, blind and unable to walk. This is entirely due to a traumatic event in her childhood where terrorists gunned down her mother in front of her, Nunnally's legs being injured beyond repair by the gunfire and the trauma leaving her unable to ever open her eyes as long as she lives. Contrary to this, however, Nunnally is the near opposite of her brother's silent hatred of the responsible parties, being overwhelmingly open and positive minded even with all she's been through. It is for her sake that Lelouch vows to accomplish his goals; For a world in which she may live peacefully without ever having to experience another tragedy again.


      Kururugi Suzaku
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      Childhood friend to Lelouch and Nunnally, Suzaku's family took the two siblings in following the murder of their mother. Sharing Lelouch's hatred of Britannia upon the invasion and subsequent conquering of Japan, Suzaku also made a vow of his own... However, unlike Lelouch who seeks to end Britannia through rebellion, Suzaku has chosen to join the Britannian military and eventually work his way up to a position of power within the government, thus being able to change Britannia from the inside and make the superpower into one that rules through equality and peace as opposed to subjugation and fear. However, Suzaku hides a demon from the world; A demon that is the truth of his past, and has led him to a position of thought where he constantly places himself in positions where his life is on the line. Despite this, Suzaku's sense of justice is very strong, and while he may be confused or conflicted on several things his heart is truly in the right place nearly every single time... Unfortunately, the life of a soldier and a life of kindness aren't ones that typically intersect, and Suzaku will have to learn this the hard way.


      C.C.
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      Beautiful. Mysterious. Immortal... Also she LOVES pizza. Being one of the characters you've probably seen even IF you've never watched Geass, C.C. (Pronounced as C-Two) is introduced without much explanation, and you won't GET an explanation until late in the series so don't expect much here either. Her real name is never revealed to the audience, and the earliest indications you get towards ANY of her character is simply that she is immortal and does not seem to care all that much about ANYTHING... Except pizza. This girl LOVES pizza. I'm not fucking joking. In fact I think she's got a brand deal with Pizza Hut that puts most marketed Tweets in the modern age to shame...
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      This is an ACTUAL screencap from the anime, not altered in any way.

      But I digress. C.C., as you will find in the first episode, is virtually unkillable. This IS explained later in the series, and while it is a rather quick explanation it does answer the questions you probably have about her, so I'm just going to leave it at that. What I CAN say is that C.C. was voted, in Japan, as the best female character of the year in 2007, and I think it was a very appropriate decision.


      Kallen Stadtfeld
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      Kallen is probably the OTHER character from Code Geass you've seen even if you've never laid eyes on the series itself. Due to translation issues with R's in Japan, it is still in contention among fans as to whether her name is Karen or Kallen, but I'm sticking with Kallen because for once the L usage seems more appropriate (Because personally I don't see "Karen" being a name that fits her). Kallen, like quite a few Elevens, is enraged at the loss of her country to Britannia. Following in the footsteps of her older brother, who presumably died during a battle long before the series' starting point, Kallen is a member of rebel forces fighting against Britannian soldiers in an effort to have Japan realized as an independent country once more. She has a fierce spirit, well-trained senses both for physical combat AND Knightmare piloting, the ability to put on an act to blend in when necessary and, let's face it, a fucking killer body. Saying too much more would be spoiling things, so I'll leave it at that.


      Shirley Fenette

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      Another character you MAY have seen outside the show itself, Shirley is bubbly and cute and only ever-so-slightly airheaded in personality. Yes, in fact, Code Geass has ZERO female characters that are simply JUST eye candy, but quite happily they're STILL very nice to look at all the same. Shirley is one of Lelouch's classmates at Ashford Academy, a Britannian girl who becomes a pivotal character on several occasions both due to her not-so-secret crush on Lelouch as well as several events in the plot which involve her directly. Even aside from those moments though, Shirley's character provides an important balance to showing Lelouch's life outside of his rebellion causes, in a way making her the catalyst to show the audience how Lelouch would be were he not actively seeking to change the world for his sister. More than just a character development tool though, Shirley ultimately features in some of the most memorable dramatic moments in the entire series; Moments SO powerful that they stayed in mind almost fully intact for the eight years since I last saw this series.


      Viletta Nu
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      A Britannian soldier who is featured throughout the series, and probably yet another character you may have seen. Viletta's role in the series, while small on the surface, is actually rather profound as you witness the things she goes through and how she changes... Though many people will probably say that they feel her character was sidelined and "gender role-ed" in the second season because they fail to see the allegories her character conveys as events progress. I WILL agree though that she didn't get nearly enough attention in the second season. Honestly I can't say much about her due to spoilers, the only reason I added her here was because it's become a tradition of sorts for me to include my favorite character in this section, which she is (Once again I state that I have a weird thing for darker skinned girls with light colored hair; Don't question it).



      Personal Opinions/Views: There is SO much to say about this series... And I'm going to say all of it that I can without spoiling anything.


      This series is, very nearly, anime perfection.

      No, fuck that, it's very nearly storytelling perfection.


      Death Note.
      Gundam.
      Game Of Thrones.


      If ANY of those three are something you enjoy, you will enjoy Code Geass.
      If you hate any of those three, you will enjoy Code Geass.
      If you hate all three, you will STILL enjoy Code Geass.
      The only exception is if you have no patience and/or no heart and/or no tolerance for drama, in which case I BEG YOU to watch Code Geass anyways.


      It has the same mentality as Death Note, only without all the edgy demonic overtones and sociopathic god complex "hero" bullshit.
      It has the same exciting mecha battles as Gundam, only without all the whiny main characters and slow-paced character moments.
      It has the same political drama and overall tension of Game Of Thrones, only without all the more complicated politics talk and overwhelming amount of main character death.


      And yes, characters main or otherwise in Code Geass can and will die, and each time it happens it will be a MAJOR moment you will remember for a long time... And many of them will hurt.
      Because unlike Game Of Thrones, Code Geass doesn't do it so much that you start writing people off ahead of time. It makes the deaths of the main characters MEAN something... And oftentimes, it makes it mean something at a very emotional expense.
      Anime like Madoka give an implied emotional feeling because of things like innocence lost and a death being brutal or shocking in spite of the adorable characters, Code Geass uses death as a powerful storytelling device meant to force the viewer into emotional chills at the implication and emotion behind the character's passing, NOT the shock value alone of them being dead.


      Even though I've said before I DON'T like darker stories, Code Geass is indeed QUITE dark. Like, we're talking "Innocent civilians gunned down in their homes for literally no good reason by a corrupt military" dark. "Children getting crushed by a mech's fist" dark. "TWO nuclear bomb equivalent events on uninvolved civilians" dark. While these moments ARE censored by the deaths being off-screen or otherwise not shown, there are MANY moments where you DO see an innocent person get riddled with bullets.

      There's also at least two moments where you see uncensored boobies, so that's pretty great. Just Sayin'.


      That said, actually, Code Geass is surprisingly lax in terms of fanservice. The second season has a decent amount, but the first season has virtually none and even IN the second season it's not overbearing and to be perfectly honest it's ONLY noticeable if you're already looking out for it. It's one of the few examples where it it GENUINELY fanservice, because the fans of it are the ones who make the biggest note of it. It's not in your face, it's not taking up an entire episode, and in the face of people who once again say it's unfair to women there's a hefty bit of male-character fanservice as well what with all the anime prettyboys who wear tight clothing and mech suits just as often as the girls do.


      But enough comparisons and small talk, let's get on with the rest of this segment because there's A LOT I want to cover.


      As I said in the early segments, I watched this series back when it was still new in 2007. To be perfectly honest I had an entirely different series in mind for this month, but as I was looking up a place to mine Malachite Ore in Skyrim I saw one of those all-to-familiar clickbait ads on the wiki page I was looking at; Something like "Code Geass fans rejoice for a third Season coming in 2017!" I remember laughing to myself. Code Geass had a definitive end, and not just definitive but a GOOD ending. Why would they be making a third season like eight years after the fact? Against better judgement, I clicked on it to see what the hell it was talking about, expecting it to be some nonsense about a recap OVA or two with updated animation and maybe a few expanded scenes.
      I was taken to the actual article on CrunchyRoll that talked about an actual third season.

      Holy shit, this is a real thing.
      As I read the article, which was lined wall to wall with MAJOR spoilers for the original two seasons of the series, I was reminded of how terrible my memory was. The article mentions that the series director talked about the role Suzaku will play in the new series, and I LITERALLY took two full minutes just to recall who the hell Suzaku was and what he looked like.


      I decided, both because I had forgotten so much of the series AND because a third season was apparently coming out, that I would cover it as my January anime and re-watch the entire series.

      I started watching on Friday, December 30, 2016 at about 5pm.
      I finished the last episode on January 1st, 2017 at 10pm.
      In a single weekend I plowed through the whole series, start to finish...
      Because I was THAT invested in it.


      Whatever I took away from that series almost eight years ago, it was NOT the intended thing. I remember ENJOYING Code Geass, thinking it was GOOD. After this recent viewing, I feel like I've seen something that deserves to be immortalized in a hall of fame somewhere and forever revered as a symbol.
      The characters, the voice work, the sound design, the art, the direction, the story... It's as if the planets aligned ever so slightly eight years ago, and in the short time they could send a tiny bit of mythical cosmic energy to earth it all focused right in the epicenter of the team behind Code Geass.


      I'm not going to go so far as to say the series is flawless, because it DOES have several faults. The first season moves a little too fast at times and doesn't explain much, and either by comparison OR just by design the second season feels like it drags on at times and explains things in an offhanded manner. Furthermore, there are certain characters that feel like they don't get nearly enough attention even though they deserve it and yet other characters that get too much screentime and feel mildly annoying on occasion. Sometimes a character's face looks a little goofy because of their pose/position, and in at least two instances there's a moment where a character is in such emotional pain that their facial expression contorts greatly to show such, but the contortion is TOO extreme and it makes them look more like their face is melting off in a way that is almost comedic.
      These are minor complaints though, as are the smaller ones that aren't even worth noting like the occasional bad line reading or animation shortcut, and if I'm honest we're talking about the entire culmination of negatives accumulating to bring the series down to MAYBE an 9 out of 10, 8.9 out of 10 at the ABSOLUTE WORST.


      I'm going to take a moment to talk about something that I cherish VERY greatly in Code Geass, and it is something that fortunately Sunrise as a production company seems to agree with me on; Mecha look infinitely better when animated traditionally OR are 3D animated in such a way that they appear to be traditionally animated. If you don't know, Sunrise is the production company for nearly if not EVERY Gundam series, and aside from very rare exceptions Sunrise has kept Gundam's mecha scenes in traditional animation style even to the current day with the Iron Blooded Orphans series. There MAY be CGI elements but the art still LOOKS traditional, or that is to say it looks like it was drawn in 2D and animated by hand as opposed to being rendered in 3D and programmed to move on the screen in a certain way. 3D animation HAS come a long way, but anime has a bad tendency of trying to fuse 3D animation with 2D animation, and no matter HOW it's done it almost always looks weird, at least to me.
      There are exceptions to this, of course. Initial D, for example, where the cars and scenes during a race are almost always CG while the characters and backgrounds are drawn normally, and this became a signature look OF the series itself that now feels perfectly at home. With mecha anime however, such as IGPX which I covered in the summer of last year, the CG mechs and 2D humans seem to clash when they're on-screen together, and for whatever reason the use of 3D animation seems to slightly hamper the ability to convey speed or intense action during combat. Perhaps this is because 3D models are inherently rigid and follow a skeletal system that, when purposefully ignored, makes the model look broken or wrong. As an example, a common trick in animation is to show an arm in motion as being slightly bent or curved in an arch during each frame of the animation until it slows or comes to rest. This gives the illusion of speed and motion, because to the human eye things moving at a certain speed WOULD warp almost imperceptively even though in reality they have not. With 3D animation though, the rigidity is not compromised or changed because the need for that illusion isn't there; If you need an arm to swing in five frames you can tell the model to do exactly that and the rendering process will smooth out the animation for you, unlike with traditional art where making an arm move that quickly will look unnatural and so you have to manually blur or otherwise add the implication of motion to the arm in each frame.
      It's a small aesthetic difference, but for me personally it's a world of difference in terms of the feeling it gives.


      Next up are the characters which I'll try to be brief with.
      Simply put, they are astounding. To once again compare to Game of Thrones, the amount of characters whom you are introduced to and expected to at least passively remember in Code Geass is absurdly high... But unlike Game Of Thrones, it's actually a challenge to forget a character in Code Geass because each and every one has a unique appearance and their names are said multiple times over when they're first introduced. The repetition of their names is likely ONLY due to the heavy military-based plot ("As you command, ______" or "Right away, ______" or "Take the left side, ______!" or "______, order all troops to retreat!" etc.), but if that's the case then it is a most serendipitous unintentional audience tool for making sure you don't miss a character's name. Couple that with the aforementioned unique look of each person and it becomes an almost perfect storm to ensure that each character's name and face become unforgettable for exactly as long as you need to remember them. Not ONCE does someone return to the screen after being absent for a while and leave the viewer snapping their fingers while going

      "Ohhhhh! That guy! I know him! He was the, eh.... And he was with, um... And he was trying to, ah..."

      It's an instant recollection of the character as a whole, thus making it an always immediate successful reveal when someone shows up unexpectedly... And, conversely, providing an exquisitely perfect platform to introduce a character the audience HASN'T seen in a just as sudden a format, because the shock of seeing someone new is so jarring that you're COMPELLED to commit them to memory right away so that you can learn as much about them as everyone else.


      Another cool thing about Code Geass is the design of the characters, which was handled almost entirely by CLAMP. If you're not in the know, CLAMP is a an all-female group in Japan who collectively are the creators of well-known series such as Chobits, Cardcaptor Sakura, Angelic Layer and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. The director and writer for Code Geass worked closely with CLAMP in the developmental stages of the series, and CLAMP provided much of the ideas towards the development of both the characters AND the setting. Effectively, while they were not responsible for the story itself, CLAMP helped shape what Code Geass would ultimately become. Once the characters were in place, Sunrise's lead character designer converted their original versions into the final animation versions we see in the anime today, AFTER extensively studying CLAMP's artistic styling and finding a middle ground that the animation team could work with while still maintaining CLAMP's unique art style. THAT is an unfiltered example of the Japanese work ethic and also how much they respect the arts.


      Now let's talk storytelling, or at least as much as we CAN without spoiling everything.

      Ho. Ly. Fuck. WHERE do I even start?


      Code Geass could write an entire encyclopedia on how to successfully pull off cliffhanger endings. 50 episodes and AT LEAST 40-42 of them end with a scene that leaves your eyes wide for a few seconds and/or your jaw upon the floor before making you say "Maybe just ONE more episode wouldn't hurt..." I know some people don't care for cliffhanger endings, and personally I DO NOT understand that mentality in the least, but Code Geass I think does it as perfectly as it can be done. It's almost never a moment that the episode has been leading up to, but rather a moment that either comes up BECAUSE of the events in the episode, or is otherwise a moment that is sudden and unexpected. Even WHEN the episode has been leading to the cliffhanger moment, it's typically done in a way that the moment itself HAPPENS and the "cliffhanger" is when the audience is left to hold on to the moment for a short time in order to further convey the gravity or implication. Compare it again to Game of Thrones, when a character meets their untimely demise within the last minute of an episode and before anyone has time to really react the episode suddenly cuts to the credits and leaves you there, stunned in a disbelieving silence and/or thinking to yourself "Ohhhhhh shit... What's gonna happen NOW?!"


      Cliffhangers aside though, Code Geass is exceptional in its storytelling as a whole. The Britannian empire is full of corrupt officials and military leaders, racism is rampant among the citizens and the soldiers are just as skewed because the Emperor and nobles feed them such lies. On the other side of the coin though, the rebels among the Elevens are too extreme in their actions and have no problems killing Britannian soldiers and occasionally even Britannian civilians in order to prove their determination and loyalty to their cause, their sense of pride pushing them to make decisions or actions that aren't in ANYONE'S best interests simply because they want even the smallest of victories against those who oppress them. This character has too little regard for human life, that character cares entirely too much about others. This character's sense of justice is self-serving, that character's sense of justice is too lax an forgiving. This character is too cold and quick to move on, that character is too friendly and never lets anything go. It just goes on and on and on, a never-ending circle of perfect contradictions that spin and swirl around each other, creating a perfect storm where the viewer's perception of right and wrong will fluctuate in such a way that until the very end you won't quite know what to think.


      And speaking of that I come now to Lelouch's personality and character, at the expense of minor spoilers AND the expense of Death Note. Once again I'll say that Death Note is utter trash compared to Code Geass. Perhaps this is JUST because I have personal reasons to hate Death Note, but I daresay that EVERYTHING Death Note tried to do, Code Geass does INFINITELY better.

      Light, the main character of Death Note, is a pure sociopath with a god complex and and ego that is never-ending EVEN WHEN he's been defeated and knows it, and what's more he proves that in the end he's nothing but a heartless coward whose delusions of grandeur expanded even to his own mind, showing that he was incapable of handling even his own actions. Lelouch, on the other hand, makes Light look like the failed pre-alpha build of a game that never made it off Kickstarter while Lelouch is the game that used a similar concept and asked for no help and went on to become a sensation in the gaming world.

      Lelouch's powers aren't THAT different from the Death Note's powers (In fact Lelouch's power is MORE limited since he HAS to be face-to-face), and yet Lelouch is able to do more with it IN A WORLD WHERE HIS GREATEST ENEMIES ALREADY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE POWER IS.

      When he's defeated Lelouch gets angry BUT takes it as a sign that he needs to become better or be more careful, Light gets angry and then just acts like a petulant child and becomes obsessed with making the person into an example.

      Lelouch's insane level of resolve only gets broken when his sister is in danger which makes him likable because he shows compassion, Light cares for no one but himself and makes you hate his character within the first third of the series even though the viewer has to suffer through his bullshit for another 2/3 of a series afterwards.

      Lelouch's love interest is a girl who becomes deeply involved in the plot THREE DIFFERENT TIMES and actually feels like she matters to the story, Light's love interest is a stalker-level ditz who fucks up more plans than Kate from Lost and is only involved because she literally blackmailed her way into the story.

      Lelouch's "sidekick" is an attractive girl full of mystery who loves pizza and despite her nature ACTUALLY helps when needed, Light's "sidekick" is a badass demon who doesn't bother to explain anything and has addict-like withdrawals over apples and pretty much doesn't give a single fuck about helping out...

      Actually, now that I think of it Ryuku probably WAS the best part of Death Note... But he still doesn't hold a candle to C.C.


      Finally, Code Geass has a cohesive string of thought from beginning to end. The story is solid throughout the entire course of the series, it knows where it's going and it knows what it wants to do and say, even when it makes you think it DOESN'T know because suddenly NOTHING makes any goddamn sense when all you wanted was an answer (I'll just say that Season 2 is REALLY weird in the beginning, but stick with it because it'll make sense). It's a story of great victory at the expense of terrible tragedy that culminates in an ending which I have yet to find fault with, and HONESTLY wonder how in the hell they plan on making a third season that won't ruin the near-perfect ending the series already has. I'm not exaggerating in the least when I say that for all the emotional moments Code Geass has, the entirety of the final episode had me sobbing because I remembered where it was going and it made it THAT much more powerful as events played out. Even IF it's your first time watching it, you're likely to feel the tears welling up within the episode's last seven minutes. If you're not crying by the time the credits start then you either have a heart of steel OR you have no heart at all.


      I'm VERY glad I decided to re-watch this series before covering it, because had I not I wouldn't be able to have said even a quarter of all this, and as it stands now even THIS isn't everything I want to say. The rest I just can't put into words OR saying anything more would be going into spoilers so deep that it would ruin the series entirely.


      I stand by what I said at the start of this, and I'll continue to say it;
      Code Geass may very well be perfection in anime form.
      Please, go watch it.
      I'm begging you.
      Don't miss this experience.


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      I don't care what your reasoning is, if you say Code Geass isn't good then YOU. ARE. WRONG.


      Seriously, if you've NEVER seen this series then go watch it right away. There's a good reason it was the biggest thing to happen to anime between 2006 and 2008, and it WASN'T because fandoms like we have today were overhyping something that was mediocre at best and never shutting up about it (In fact those people were too busy at the time fawning over Death Note, which as I already said is effectively the edgelord tryhard version of Code Geass).


      This series will EASILY stay in my personal top 10 anime of all time probably as long as I live, because it's THAT good and THAT smart and THAT timeless. I re-watched all 50 episodes in THREE DAYS because it was so compelling, even though I remembered most of the major story beats. As I already stated, Code Geass is very nearly perfection.


      No excuses permitted, go watch Code Geass if you haven't already. You may not feel great afterwards, but you WON'T be disappointed by the experience.


      Until next time, my fellow Nippon nakama!
      MATA NE~!


      Hint for next month: Explain my life? What am I supposed to say? Angels and demons, demons and angels... Guns, swords, jeeps, school, boys, more boys, scratch that I want MEN, probably a few more men than that, okay maybe ALL the men and why not some girls too just for fun? Oh yeah there's also this guy with an afro who is a total buzzkill and stuff, but seriously where are the all the dudes at?


      IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS SERIES THEN BE COURTEOUS TO THOSE WHO MAY HAVE NOT SEEN IT. USE THE SPOILER TAGS IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS.

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      EDIT: Sorry for all the initial typos and fuck-ups that were in this post; I had been awake for over 20 hours and was in a hurry, so I messed up about a zillion things


      As I'm always I'm a bit late in posting this, but this time you can blame it on the fact that I started my first playthrough of Skyrim and so all my free time magically vanished into thin air.


      The Anime Of The Month for December, 2016 is...

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      The hint last month wasn't PERFECTLY accurate, but I was tired when I came up with it so deal with it.


      Series Name: Shokugeki No Soma (Or Food Wars, if you're a baka fuckin' gaijin)
      Creator Name: Written by Yuto Tsukuda; Art by Shun Saeki
      Genre: Cooking/Food, Shounen, Comedy
      Air Dates: Season 1 - April, 2015 through September 2015 / Season 2 - July, 2016 through September, 2016
      Number Of Episodes: 24 in the first season, 13 in the second season




      How I Found This Series: Breaking away from the recent trends of things I found via Toonami or from asking Reddit, this series was another one that my friend Josh/Chaos621/ChaoSamui pointed me towards. I forget what I had watched just before Shokugeki, but after finishing whatever series it was I texted him and asked for another anime that was the typical Shounen style where the hero always manages to come out on top no matter the odds. He responded with this series, and so knowing absolutely nothing about it I went with his suggestion and began watching... And you'll see later just how happy I was that I listened to his suggestion.



      Summary: Set in present-day Japan (Though taking place in fictional locations within such), the series is focused around Yukihira Soma, a boy of 15 who has an intense passion for the culinary arts. Initially his only plan for the future was to continue working with his father in their family-owned restaurant, as he always had... But his father, seeing his son's skill and passion, instead enrolls the boy into Japan's (And indeed the world's) most renowned culinary school, Totsuki Academy, where on a GOOD year only 10% of the newly accepted class will make it to graduation!


      Thus, as one may expect, it is a very cut-throat environment where friends are often far and few between, because nearly everyone is only looking out for themselves and will stop at nothing to ensure THEY are part of that 10% who will graduate. The school actually embraces this competitive nature though, and in fact has established an official way of settling such disputes that may arise; The Shokugeki (Or Food War, again, if you're lame). A Shokugeki is basically the school's equivalent of what we've come to know as a cooking competition reality show, only in a Shokugeki the contest itself AND the terms of loss are decided by the individuals participating. Two people (Though it CAN occasionally be two teams of multiple people) facing off head-to-head to see who is the better chef, their competing dishes centering around a shared theme, an odd number (To prevent ties) of impartial but educated and/or qualified judges deciding together which was superior... And the battle MUST be performed in front of the entire student body. A Shokugeki may be held between students for any number of reasons, such as one of the participants wants more funding for their research on a given culinary style, while the other wants that person's research to be halted completely. It can even get as extreme as the loser having to drop out or otherwise accept expulsion from the school!


      So with the odds stacked so high against an individual, the last thing you'd want to do is piss off every single person on your very first day, right? Too bad no one told that to Soma...



      Characters: Yup, I did it again... Shokugeki No Soma has at least eight characters JUST in the protagonist dorm who all play a significant role in one way or another, and beyond THAT there's at least six other characters I can think of off the top of my head who play major roles as well! As always though, I'll cut out the ones who show up later and/or would be spoilers and then trim out the ones that aren't SUPER prevalent.


      Yukihira Soma
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      The main character of the series, as you may have guessed since HIS NAME IS IN THE TITLE. Friendly, energetic, creative, ever the optimist AND self-motivating, Soma is passionate about one thing and one thing only; Cooking. He's been cooking with the instruction of his father since he was about three years old, and it shows in that his skill as a chef is second ONLY to his father, whom he's had nearly 500 duels with and has lost every single one. The series starts with Soma deciding that he's not going to enroll in any sort of high school and instead work with his father in their restaurant to further his knowledge of cooking (In Japan you don't HAVE to go to high school and can instead go straight from graduating middle school into working a job), but his father instead forcibly enrolls him into Totsuki academy where he'll surely learn even more, although at first Soma isn't keen on the idea... Until he's told by Nakiri Erina that he COULDN'T survive Totsuki in the first place, promptly proving her wrong (Even if she didn't want to admit it).


      Nakiri Erina
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      There's a lot to be said about Erina, but most of it is spoiler-ey and so I won't say TOO much. Daughter to the Director of Totsuki Academy, possessing an incredible palate for the finest subtleties in taste (Colloquially named "The God's Tongue") AND being a skilled chef, this rich-born girl seems to have the entire world at her back... Too bad that, in terms of personality, she's EXACTLY as pompous, spoiled and self-serving as you would expect with a background like that.


      Megumi Tadokoro
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      Tadokoro is THE LAST person you would expect to be in Totsuki academy, and indeed she ONLY enrolled because she happened to be a good chef in her little hometown and her mother suggested she try. Tadokoro, however, is timid, clumsy, soft-spoken AND kind-hearted to an incredible fault, which is the exact opposite of most everyone else at Totsuki... But as you'll see if you watch the series, those things lend directly to WHY she's able to come into her own as a chef. Being so mundane compared to the rest of her friends and classmates, Tadokoro is often the audience's relative link in that she's the first one to take note of how crazy something is and/or otherwise say what the audience is most likely thinking.


      Takumi Aldini
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      Hailing from Italy, Takumi is a skilled chef who right away makes himself self-proclaimed rivals with Soma simply because of Soma's confidence... Though it's VERY one-sided, because Soma doesn't seem to care or take notice of such, instead treating Takumi as more of a friend (Much to Takumi's annoyance). Competitive as hell and just as much hot-blooded, Takumi is effectively the same as Soma right down to having worked in his family's restaurant from a young age, EXCEPT he has a problem keeping his cool both in defeat AND when he makes a mistake (And also when someone ignores him, which Soma does often). He has a younger twin brother named Isami (Pictured behind him), whom he is very caring towards and can be protective of, even though Isami is just as skilled and driven as Takumi.


      Ikumi Mito
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      I can't say much about her due to spoilers, but what I CAN say is that her specialty is beef, she's a mild tsundere and also that she's my favorite character solely on looks alone (I have a weird thing for tanned girls with light-colored hair, don't question it), so I threw her in because otherwise this section would only have a few characters.



      Personal Opinions/Views: Let me address two things right off the bat that you're probably wondering.


      1. Yes, this IS that series where the food tastes so good that people have a foodgasm and clothing explodes off of their bodies.
      2. Yes, every single dish in the series CAN be made in real life assuming you have the skill and ingredients to pull it off.


      Now onto the actual point of this section.


      Unless you have a mental condition that either makes you hate food AND/OR hate feeling good on the inside, GO WATCH THIS SERIES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR PUT IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LIST TO WATCH NEXT. 

      I cannot recommend this series nearly enough, ESPECIALLY if you enjoy food and/or cooking. Shokugeki is EASILY one of my favorite anime I've ever seen, and while my favorites list isn't small that doesn't mean it's any less amazing. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to try new things and you'll be dying to watch each episode as soon as you finish the previous one.


      First off, Shokugeki is a Shounen series for people who normally don't care for the protagonist armor of typical Shounen series. By that I mean that this series doesn't JUST focus on the title character, and it's written in a way that there is an actual good sense of tension and misdirection within the story that actually gives the viewer a sense of excitement EVEN IF they know things will work out for the better in the end... And take notice of how I didn't say what I said earlier, about the hero coming out on top, because I'd be lying if I said it were the case ;3


      Before delving into the usual things, I have to say again that this series IS centered around food so trust me when I say that animated food has NEVER looked so goddamn delicious. It's practically the hentai of food porn, and as I said earlier EVERY SINGLE THING they make in the show CAN be made in the real world (If you read the manga volumes they ACTUALLY give the recipes at the end of each chapter where a created dish is featured), but be forewarned that nearly all the dishes are advised by an ACTUAL chef named Yuki Morisaki, so it takes a considerable amount of skill AND the occasional rare ingredient to make the delicacies you'll be seeing in the anime. I myself tried my hand at what I THOUGHT would be the most simple, which was the dish that Soma makes in the very first episode... Needless to say, it was an utter disaster and I haven't tried making anything else in the series since then.


      So NOW we go to to the usual stuff, starting with the visuals of the series. Honestly there's not much more to say than it's sexy, and I mean that in more ways than one. Absurdly hot girls and guys are plastered all over this series, and before ANYONE starts whining about fanservice being skewed to a male audience allow me to inform you that there is an attractive male character who literally walks around wearing either JUST an apron or JUST that traditional Japanese thong-loincloth-thing.
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      So you can shut the fuck up now.
      More importantly though, the characters are wildly diverse in appearance, so much so that even though there's quite a number of characters IN the series you'll almost NEVER forget the name of a single one after you've seen them the first time. They all stand out in their own ways and they all have an actual decently portrayed personality, even if the common theme among most of the rival/enemy characters is that they're extremely full of themselves and seem inherently malicious. As already stated though, the OTHER big visual appeal is the food, which if you're like me WILL leave you feeling very hungry and potentially ultimately ashamed of your own lack of culinary skill.


      There's not much to say about sound design on the series, except that the sizzling of frying foods or the boiling of liquids in a pot are just as appetizing as SEEING the finished product, and the voicework is as top-notch as one might expect from Japan (As always I watched it subbed and can't speak for the dub), so instead I'll focus on the other big draw of the series, which is the emotional feel of it.


      This is the other place that Shokugeki shines, and if you have ANY appreciation for moments that are heartwarming you'll see what I mean specifically in episode 12, which had me legitimately in tears at one point. Soma alone covers most of the moments like this all by himself though, because as stated he's not at all like most of the students at Totsuki in that he's willing to put HIS neck on the line to help others simply because he cares more about food and people's passion for it than he does about his own success... But on the same side of the coin, as seen in the same episode mentioned before, Soma also shows that his personality isn't without fault because ANY kind of failure seems to affect him greatly. While this isn't TOO rare in Shounen series, it's still uncommon to have a hero character with a personality flaw as significant as a fragile ego, and honestly it makes you realize how real the stakes are AND at the same time shows you that Soma's not as carefree as others think of him.


      To be perfectly honest, I really can't think of any cons or negatives to this series that are worth mentioning. MAYBE it moves a bit fast at times? MAYBE there are too many episodes that end in cliffhanger moments (Which doesn't matter if you're binge watching like I do)? MAYBE there are too many characters floating around that aren't hyper detrimental to the plot? I honestly don't even know that those things are ACTUAL problems in this anime, because the way the story flows and how well each personality fits when contrasted with all the others just makes up for those little shortcomings in my opinion.
      If anything my BIGGEST gripe with the series is the English name; Food Wars. It's JUST stupid, especially considering A. It takes Soma's name OUT of the title and thus kills the theory that ultimately Soma will revolutionize the Shokugeki itself, and B. The Kanji for Shokugeki (食戟) literally translates to "An exciting meal" BUT the word itself is more-or-less re-purposed to be it's own thing in the series (Not unlike how "Shounen" translates to "boy" BUT is now a name for an entire genre of manga/anime) and so "Food Wars" is just a grasp at trying to make it easy for Western audiences to say the name without stumbling over simple vowels.


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      The views/opinions section on this one will just HAVE to be short, because there's really not much more I can say about the series without either spoiling major plot points and/or ruining a lot of the magic. All I can say is that this is EASILY one of the best anime that came out in 2015 and you ABSOLUTELY need to watch it for yourself, because it's hard to talk about at great length AND my words aren't doing it justice.


      Seriously, and I KNOW I've said it multiple times, but I CANNOT recommend this series nearly enough!


      Until next time, my fellow Nippon nakama!
      MATA NE~!


      Hint for next month: If you stumbled upon a power which allowed you to control the fate of others, how would you use it? Would you use it to cast judgement on them? Would you use it to make them obey? Would you use it to get anything and everything you wanted? Just remember three things; With great power comes great responsibility, keep your fiends close and your enemies closer, and if it sounds too good to be true then it probably is.

  • About Me

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    - A Co-admin of the RWBY Group!
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      4 months ago

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      6 months ago

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        6 months ago

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        2 years ago

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      :D

      • QuinMcLivan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Avatar

        3 years ago

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        3 years ago

        I dunno. The suspected reasoning behind this is so it makes it harder for asshat people to mod their gamerscore, and M$ really wants to crackdown on such now that achievements will be tied to in-game rewards and such, not just avatar items.

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        3 years ago

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        3 years ago

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        Only other possibility I can think of is that achievements are now for Gold members only, lol.

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      3 years ago

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        3 years ago

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        Post edited 11/26/13 3:08PM

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      3 years ago

      What kind of plan can you get with the HTC Droid?

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        3 years ago

        To be honest, I've no idea :P Like the description on it says, I got it from the high school's lost & found because they apparently just throw out the broken/damaged phones after they've been sitting in there for a year, and I have no use for it so I figured I'd try selling it on eBay :P

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      3 years ago

      Apparently the images you posted in the Level 20 Roll Call thread were too awesome for my computer to handle, because they now crashed it three times in a row.

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        3 years ago

        My computer is on it's last leg. The browser practically exploded the second time. Everything turned into multicolored squares.

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        3 years ago

        The others were just the emblems for the other three girls :P I actually thought since they were just solid black on transparent BGs that it wouldn't be an issue for them to load on most people's connections. Hell, the biggest in terms of filesize is Weiss' emblem and it's only about 480kb :P

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        3 years ago

        It's fine, the one I actually got to see (Ruby's logo thing) looked awesome.

        Post edited 11/19/13 1:02AM

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Oh... Whoops :P I keep forgetting that the site doesn't get along with my huge resolution images :P
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        Mah bad, lol

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      3 years ago

      A little birdie told me someone here's a lesbian and its definitely not me. Well...it could be. I was also told that flirting with this certain lesbian will get me nowhere. CHALLENGE EXCEPTED!!! So babe......come here often?

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      3 years ago

      I did just wonder earlier this afternoon, while working and able to think about whatever at the same time..is the reason you don't have a home wifi network because of money, or because you're living in a deadzone?

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Fair enough, lol

      • Tock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WDSY

        3 years ago

        I'll keep the photos up, and the website shouldn't be going anywhere.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        I can't access Social Club from the library for some reason :/

      • Tock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WDSY

        3 years ago

        Good thing there's Snapmatic on Rockstar's Social Club website. I'll tag you in a photo shortly.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        I haven't seen an RS yet :P

      • Tock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WDSY

        3 years ago

        In other news. GTA V online: I delivered a stolen car to the docks, then just jacked the first car I saw to avoid walking. It turned out to be a Karin Sultan RS, which I kept.

      • Tock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WDSY

        3 years ago

        Oh. I think I read between the lines and saw that they want. more. money.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        That's what we have. And we've tried talking to them about it and they're shocked to have to tell us they can't quite get the appropriate signal strength for us to have reliable connection for the price they charge :P

      • Tock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WDSY

        3 years ago

        Hmm. Perhaps a Satellite tv and internet bundle would work? Like one television ad that says you'd only need a clear view of the sky facing south.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Deadzone. We're 12 miles from town and they just don't run the cables out that far and for SOME reason satellite providers can get us TV but not internet :P

    • NinjaTogepi

      3 years ago

      Hi.

    • fakeahcrew

      3 years ago

      I finally just finished what will be an awesome let's play vs, team lads and gents. You have to give me just a few minutes to show you this beast. I put some comedy in there i know the guys will love :). Thanks a million. Gamertag ( Ichwill69 ) message me if you would like to see it... It really is amazing took me 2 weeks almost straight.

    • Tock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WDSY

      3 years ago

      I'd mail you my copy of GTA V at my expense, but I'm not sure I'd want to put you through all this online character deletion bullshit, and to a lesser extent the other problems with the online game.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Well I don't have internet at home anyways because I live 12 miles away from the nearest town, so the only thing that really matters to me in games is the campaign :P

        And of course once I finished that I'd gladly send it back your way :3

    • CitrusKnight

      3 years ago

      Heyyyy!! Thanks for the friend request. I'm also a lesbian so high five

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Because, once again, people are idiots :P

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        it's called "Friendship is Magic" for a reason!! Why can't everyone just love each other??

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        I see it a lot in YouTube comments as well. The whole internet is like that really, and so are a few people in IRL.

        Fortunately this site is pretty accepting of most things.... Depending on which threads you go into/people you talk to.
        Ironically and sadly, the MLP thread here is one of the more unfriendly places on the whole site :P

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        It's basically what places like tumblr and twitter are full of, uuunfortunately

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        It's how things SHOULD be, but unfortunately there are too many idiots out there who have closed-minded views and opinions because of what society has decided is appropriate and/or normal :/

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Exactly how things SHOULD go, but the world is full of morons who can't accept others because of what society has decided is the appropriate way to think :/

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        That's awesome since it's exactly how things should go :L It's probably why I get along with almost everyone ~

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Exactly my own feelings on the subject, quite honestly :3

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        That's kind of how I am. The way I see it--as long as it's not hurting anyone, you can do whatever you want and I'm not gonna judge ~

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        True, but furries/cloppers are generally a bunch that are hated with extreme prejudice and much much caps lock activated anger and disgust.

        Being part of the LGBT crowd my whole life though, I don't really agree with hating people for their sexual preferences and/or fetishes, so they're all cool with me :3

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        This is the internet. No matter how weird something is, there's always going to be something even weirder out there. So I don't even worry about it.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Half the time I wonder if it goes further than that, but I don't want people thinking I'm weird or anything, lol :P

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        friendship crushes oh my goooood those are probably going to be the death of me. i know how you feel.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        I'm just the weird person who likes all the characters :3

        Though I think I'm weirder for having platonic friendship crushes on Chrysalis and Photo Finish, lulz :P

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        I can tell by your profile pic~
        I think I probably like AJ the most since I used to ride horses all the time and her attitude reminded me of a lot of people I rode with :L

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Because they regard her as the dumb hick :P
        Being from the redneck capital of the universe though I can confidently say she's more Old West than she is Southern, which is why I started to like her myself :P
        But I'm obviously a Fluttershy girl, lol

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        whAAAT ;W; How could people not like Applejack?? This is blasphemy.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Yay~! At least you accept it unlike a fair number of people :3
        As for AJ, you're sadly in the bottom two for overall rankings. She and Rarity get way too much hate :P

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        Well there's nothing wrong with throwing ponies everywhere ;D I just happen to be a fan of Applejack, even if I don't watch that much of the show.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        I use it as my place to just throw up random comments and also any good pony images I come across.

        Oh yeah, there's lots of pony-ness thrown around in there as well, so be ready for that :P

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        That sounds like every day of my life! Especially the attention span part :D Maybe I should start posting there a little more ;D

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        You'll fit in perfectly then. We're known for our extreme laziness and complete lack of attention span in that thread :P

      • CitrusKnight

        3 years ago

        That's awesome :D I should post in there more but I'm so laaaazy

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        w00t w00t~! Saw you in the Level 20 thread, so automatic FR :3

    • WMDman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      brohoof! /)

    • SpartanJ95

      3 years ago

      Quick Question: Who is your favorite pony in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

      • SpartanJ95

        3 years ago

        Have you seen this video yet? Here's the link to it:
        ah.roosterteeth.com/archive/?sid=ragequit&v=m...

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        She's pretty popular, but she's also pretty cool :3

      • SpartanJ95

        3 years ago

        Hate to admit, but my favorite is Rainbow Dash.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        From the Mane 6 it's Fluttershy all the way :3
        Outside them though I have a major thing for both Chrysalis and Photo Finish :3

    • RAGEgirl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold r00kie

      3 years ago

      Hello, new friend! Took a quick look through some of your more recent journals and I'm liking all the graphic design stuff. =)

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        Thanks :3

    • haloguy77

      3 years ago

      you figure out how to get a golden shovel in AC:WW yet?

      • haloguy77

        3 years ago

        yea it is, it's the only one I bothered getting as well

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        I found that out ages ago, lulz. It's by far the easiest Golden Tool to get :P

    • haloguy77

      3 years ago

      I got a notification that said you mentioned in a forum RT went retarded when I clicked on it, what was the mention?

      • haloguy77

        3 years ago

        ok thanks, I'm checking it now

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        It was in the Level 20 thread

    • JJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Helllooo Rebecca! thanks for the add! I promise i wasnt flirting or trying any "smooth moves"

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        lol, you wouldn't be the first anyways.

        As a genuine compliment though, I love the visual inserts on the videos you edit; fucking hilarious!

    • Xixius FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Hey! Nice to meet you. What's going on? And can I ask where you found me?

      • Xixius FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        3 years ago

        Achso! That's not a bad idea. ;]

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        3 years ago

        I believe I friended you when you joined the site, lol. I always friend randoms out of the new people who've just joined the site on any given day :P

    • senorstupid

      3 years ago

      I hope you don't mind the random friend request. I sent it because I like the stuff you say and post in the MLP thread (btw those were some awesome pony cars!).

    • dracokitsune

      4 years ago

      i do not know if i have thanked you yet but. thank you for being my friend here when i have spare time i will draw you a picture as a true thank you :3 hopefully i will have some time on friday :D

      • dracokitsune

        4 years ago

        i find it as a nice gift to those who friend me on here ^w^ since i dont have meny on here :3 its a nice thank you i am drawing it tomorrow :3

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        4 years ago

        Awesome! But really, you don't have to go to all that trouble if you don't want, lol. I always friend randoms and anyone who loves MLP on this site :3

    • chris9801 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Achievement Hunter

      4 years ago

      MLP Comics

    • Brittastrophe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Epic lvl rogue

      4 years ago

      *Waves* Hi! Thanks for the request.

      • Blood_XIII Badass Bitch

        4 years ago

        No probs :3

    • WADR

      4 years ago

      1s1Vq


      Says you. I can be very suave. Also, it seems that Forza has moved all their IT over to Horizon and future projects. My Forza 4 gallery still has that first picture in it and hasn't been updating for new ones. smiley5.gif

    • goldguy81

      4 years ago

      I love your avatar, but especially love your GIF on you profile.

  • Questions answered by Blood_XIII

    This question actually comes up often, and fortunately there IS a decent story to it.


    When I was younger my friends and I would always find video games we could play against each other, and since this was back in the days before online gaming was a thing outside of PC, we had limited options.

    One day I happened across a Playstation game that was multiplayer capable, in which you could build your own mech

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    There was something like MAYBE 200 parts total in the game, and there were like 10 categories for parts, so it wasn't anything TOO impressive by today's standards, but back then it was mindblowing.


    My friends and I took to this game in a MAJOR way. We all played through the game's campaign to learn how it played and upgrading our mechs, and once we all finished we started fighting against each other in the Arena mode. We all played it endlessly, making different mechs to change how the fights went, trying out weird mechs for fun.... Then we started to get competitive.

    It was as simple as it gets; 1v1, the person with the better set-up and skill wins. We even resorted to using Game Shark to give ourselves access to all the parts and money we could want so that we could remove the issue of any one simply having better graded parts than anyone else. The competitiveness was what drove us to be better, and more importantly to make mechs that played to our PERSONAL strengths as opposed to just using only the best parts in the game.


    Our mechs started becoming a matter of personal pride, and we even started coloring our mechs in ways that set them apart from each other so we'd all KNOW which mech belonged to whom even at a quick glance. Being a teen, I was prone to trying to be edgy for the sake of coolness, so when the colors were being decided I quickly chose red as a primary color with a darker red as the secondary. Not exactly my favorite color, but it made sense with the name I was going to give to my mech: Blood.

    We would fight in the game and take mental notes of what worked and didn't work for us, and moreover what did and didn't work against each other. Most among my friends would always rename their mech when they saved the new blueprint, a few simply numbered the new versions... I decided to keep Blood named as she was (Being a girl AND following the rules of ships I decided my mech was a girl. I'm weird like that) and just add numbers at the end... But I would do it in a way that took advantage of the text select screen's options.


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    Armored Core MoA had a unique set of characters in the bottom third of the text screen, and I immediately took note of the Roman numerals.The first time I gave Blood a decent upgrade, I added the Roman numeral "II" after the name. The next time I added "III," and so on. Each upgrade was focused on what weapons and armor I seemed to work best with, as well as the things my friends had the most difficulty with. By this point I think you know where I'm going.

    Specifically I recall the decision to sacrifice aesthetics for power by using the Moonlight beam sword instead of the LS-100W, because the latter's beam was red where Moonlight was blue... But after a while the blue beam sword became a staple of it's own because my friends eventually learned to associate the bright blue flash with extreme levels of danger; In alliance with my middle name, they actually ended up referring to the Moonlight as BloodMoon instead. While prolific enough, BloodMoon isn't exactly a rare term that no one would use as a name, and moreover it was just a nickname for a weapon that already HAD a name. So I kept using Blood and Roman numerals...

    And after 12 iterations, Blood reached her pinnacle at the unluckiest number; XIII.


    Blood XIII was built with a single purpose; Get in close and do as much damage as possible, then get as far away as possible to avoid counterattacks and simply repeat the process again. The fastest legs in the game with the strongest boosters, a lightweight energy-based rifle and the Moonlight, two back-mounted missile pods and everything needed to make them lock onto a target almost instantly and a generator with plenty of juice to allow excessive boosting.
    I won't say that Blood XIII was invincible, but I WILL say that my friends had unique setups they would use specifically to handle her and CAPITALIZE on those weaknesses... Specifically the fact that if they could keep me at a distance then I had little hope of winning, or barring that just do an obscene amount of damage quickly since Blood XIII's armor stat was quite low.


    Many times I tried upgrading to Blood XIV, but nothing EVER worked as well as the XIII model. It was always either too slow or ended up feeling like it had too much going on, and I wasn't one for complexity when I favored simple hit-and-run tactics. My friends all kept upgrading and changing their mechs, but Blood stayed in her XIII model for the rest of time and I merely learned to cover my weaknesses where I could... Which wasn't often, because I'm not THAT good at gaming.

    Still though, I was able to give my friends a good run for their money each time we played. I won more often than I lost, but it had to be AT BEST a 60/40 split in my favor. Nothing that would get me any awards, but it made me happy to know I had found something that worked for me.


    Ever since then I always found surprisingly good luck in the number 13. Perhaps that's JUST because superstitions are nonsense imaginary things and so the "curse" on the number caused me to notice when good things revolved around it instead, but who knows? Either way,I kept using the number to be all edgy and cool, and it became associated with me after a long while because of my favoring the number AND because of my fabled mech. Blood XIII as a username was something I started in like 9th grade, when we had to make email accounts for my computer class. Of course though, spaces didn't really work for an email address, so instead of cramming them together I just went with an underscore, making it Blood_XIII.

    The teacher didn't seem too pleased with it, but she didn't make me change it and so it stayed. My old friends from elementary school IMMEDIATELY recognized it and we had a few good days talking about the game again until we repeated the process from years ago, pulling out our old copies and memory cards to battle it out once more.


    Everyone else changed their mechs and battlestyles to suit their age and their now attuned gaming skills... But being a weirdo, I kept Blood XIII as she was and simply learned to use her even better. Much to the chagrin of my friends, I was STILL just as good with my close-range speedster, and once again they had to create specialized setups to keep me at a distance to have the best chance at beating me.

    The mech stood the test of time, and in every future Armored Core game I tried I would use a similar setup and find success when I played a 1v1 match (Because the campaign of Aromored Core games requires VERY different tactics, so I have another mech setup I use for that [And yes it's got a different name and color scheme ;3]), so due to Blood XIII's awesomeness not fading over time I felt like it was only right to keep the name alive by using it in other games and every time I needed to make an online account. It actually reached a point where I had to make a backup username to use on occasion, so some of my friends whom I no longer speak with and/or the people who picked on me in school wouldn't know who I was online... But after a while I stopped caring about such petty people, and went back to letting my polygonal mech have her continued moment in the limelight.


    So there you have it; the entire story of where my username came from and why I continue to use it in some form or other in every username I create :3

    How do you America?

    | Asked by: KMH1995 1 year ago

    First you find the restaurant with the biggest amount of food you can order for the lowest price, then you eat as much of that as you can and throw away what you don't.

    Next, go buy a very large pickup truck and/or SUV, more 'Murica points if you can afford both AND put oversized tires on the truck.

    After that you'll want to go and buy a few guns, about 10 should do if you really want to convince people of your Americanism.

    At some point you need to spend a lot of time watching football and listening to pop music (Rap is also acceptable), and also watch TONS of reality TV shows and get very angry when the person you like has a bad day or gets kicked off (Double points if your favorite is the most annoying or confrontational one)

    You must also spend all day complaining about how much you hate your job but ALSO complain about how foreigners are going to take your job away from you.

    Finally, you must be very lazy 24/7 and do as little as possible, even when you go on vacation to other countries.


    There's more to it, but I'm too America to bother.

    First of all that's two questions.

    Secondly, here's your answers:


    It's rainy as fuck like every other day, and unfortunately not because if there were I'd have more excuses to eat KFC.

    Nothing, actually. I'm just an average user who is a co-admin of the RWBY group, and we've ONLY ever been a fan-group no matter how big our collective and/or the show has grown. Back during Season 10 of Red Vs. Blue, RWBY was first really talked about when Monty and the others handed out these tiny flyers that were simply the word "RWBY" and the now iconic silhouette of Ruby, and I was already interested in knowing about it and being involved however I could because of Monty's awesomeness. Later, the Red Trailer was tacked on after the credits of the RvB10 season's last episode, and I was immediately invested. The day after that RvB episode I went on the site with plans to MAKE a RWBY group (Because on the old RT site EVERY group was made by users, as opposed to now where show-centric groups are usually created and even run by the staff themselves) but one already exited under the creation of Sarge811 (Another everyday user of the site). The group had already started gathering members, and TM4TheWin was already on-board as a co-admin as well. I simply asked Sarge811 if I could be an admin myself, since I had been following the steady build-up before the first trailer had been seen, and I was lucky enough that both of them approved my request. We added Monty to the admin list as the group gained enough momentum for the staff to actually notice it, and as certain people like Barbara were shown to be major parts of the show, we added them to the admin list both out of respect AND so they could post to the News sections IF they ever wanted to. Ray was the oddball and we just added him BECAUSE he's Ray.



    So TLDR; I have NOTHING to do with RWBY officially, nor do the other active co-admins. The RWBY group was simply started by normal members of the RT community to show that we were already invested in the late Monty Oum's new project. Anything we've ever done, talked about, or posted has been 100% separate from the official production and we have little to no involvement with RWBY and indeed Rooster Teeth in such ways.

    something

    | Asked by: FallenWind 1 year ago

    Nothing

    Favorite anime?

    | Asked by: sympt0m 1 year ago

    Probably One Piece, though there are countless others that could just as easily be my answer as well.


    Editing this two months later to include that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a very close second now.