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February 5th, 2010

Poop, Scarves, and the fuitility of man

Oh I see. Hours spent browsing YouTube for some awesome spoken word performances and poetry get me a few comments and a pat on the back. Two lines about farting in the wind get me three dozen mods and a lot of laughs. The masses have spoken, poop and fart jokes from now on!!

Also, for the record, it was not I who produced the visible fart. After all, if I had done the deed it would have been very difficult to actually see it in progress OR be happy to have something easy to avoid. Though I must admit the immature child in me absolutely wanted to open my coat and let loose a ripper just to see if I could follow suit. Because yes, I might complain that little atoms of poop in the air get me more attention that poetry, but even I have to admit it's funny.

And now for something completely different...the scarf update!



I am now at a respectable 54 inches, which is getting me close enough to wonder if I could start using it. Especially as the snow starts flying again. The good news is, as you can see, I'm getting better about keeping even and straight sides, and my scarf no longer has waves instead of lines. The bad news is it took about 20 inches to straighten myself out, so I now have a scarf that's shaped a bit like a bell.
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ohfer
ohfer
UNIVAC
Posted 15 hours ago
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So how much snow are you buried under up there in the Lake Effect belt?
InuYashaKing
InuYashaKing
Posted 1 day ago
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I just assumed Gus was the reason for coming to RvB. EVERYONE comes here for Gus.



...right?

Right on the money :P
ohfer
ohfer
UNIVAC
Posted 4 days ago
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I'd already discovered the post-game snuggling. I found the lap-sitting more disturbing than the bed-lying, just because of the way Shepard twitches around. Then I thought maybe she's supposed to be talking, but her lips aren't moving. I dunno.

I think I may replay the final battle again and see if I can get everyone through this time.

Oh, yeah, and Jacob was also disqualified because of his huge, freaky horseteeth. Garrus had me at "Don't make me laugh, my face is barely holding together."
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Fungster
MassEffected
Posted 4 days ago
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didn't you wish that they added more choices, cus I was sitting there and saying to myself I wouldn't say any of these things.

But the 1st play through was as real as I would of done things. Butt for my last mission I took Garrus and Miranda.

So on my next play, Im going to make much nicer choices to get my paragon up high, and then on the 3rd time just be a bad-ass and not think about the choices I made.

I don't know about you but on that last part when you see the human reaper, I thought OH SHIT Im going fight this thing, and then it fell down and then I was like, oh I guess you don't have to fight it and after either putting a virus throught or self-distructing BAM it comes back up and I was like holy shit I don't have a fucking chance!

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BigNiceJohn
BigNiceJohn
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Posted 6 days ago
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Well, when you take charries on missions, unless it's their personal mission, there is very little to say. The voice acting is probably the strongest part of the game, and with the cast they've got, it would be nice to showcase them a little bit more.

Sadly, you made me realize another thing I'm not fond of in the game... there's no big open space. Part of world-building is being able to immerse yourself in it, and sadly, it's not doing it for me.

This is a game I really wanted to love, and I guess I'm not over the disappointment of merely liking it, other than the beginning and end, which I tweeted as 'balls-clenchingly good' when I first played through it.
BigNiceJohn
BigNiceJohn
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Posted 6 days ago
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Actually, it was that conversation that made me realize that my people in Dragon Age talking to each other non-stop.

As for the inventory, it negated the idea of getting what the kids call 'phat lootz'.

To be a bit more clear with my argument, Mass Effect is still a great game, but to me, it's an 8, or 8.5 instead of the 9's and 10's that the game has been getting.
daruma
daruma
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Posted 1 week ago
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IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU??

*cries*
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Fungster
MassEffected
Posted 1 week ago
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No! I will never play WOW you can't make me
Laird
Laird
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Posted 1 week ago
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I skipped a lot of the exploration, a skipped a few of the non achievement side missions, I got all my squad, mined some planets for the much needed ship upgrades, shot some stuff, slept with all the female crew members, and survived the suicide mission.

I will play through again though on insanity this time.
DEATHROW
DEATHROW
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Posted 2 weeks ago
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I made one. Thanks.
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