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        • Fan Art Friday #70: Crunch Time Teaser by Adipose_Von_Crompwell

          2 hours ago

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          It’s time for our weekly look at the best Rooster Teeth fan art from our community, curated by the fine folks at BIGBITE!

           

          This week’s featured artist is Charles, AKA @Adipose_Von_Crompwell, for this Crunch Time teaser trailer.

           

           

          Charles, a resident of Dallas, is now a three-time Fan Art Friday winner. Taking inspiration from the trailer for The Handmaid, Charles created this clip in about a day using Adobe Premiere and After Effects.

           

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          Want a chance to be featured in future Fan Art Fridays? Head over to the Fan Art Friday thread in the Art forum to find out how!

        • Outsiders #4: Trans

          2 days ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          By @charlesaustin

           

          Outsiders is a series that explores uncommon conditions, unseen subcultures, and unconventional interests. See past columns here or follow Charles on Twitter.

           

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          “The story how I came to know I'm trans is a long one, so I will summarise,” says Rachel. “I was always effeminate but equally I knew that acting effeminate was taboo for men from day one. [Being trans] always manifested itself in some slightly secretive ways. For example, as a child I always played the female characters in video games. When I peed I always sat. This was hardly a conscious decision. I just did it. Then puberty hit and that's where dysphoria kicks in hard. Then I really knew something was wrong. I tried to pluck all my beard hair out because it seemed more effective than shaving. I started stealing clothes.”

           

          Rachel is now in her late 20s and has begun transitioning. It was a decision that was a long time coming, and yet, an option she didn’t even know was available to her for a significant part of her life.

           

          “The internet in 2005–06 was not great at providing information on transition so I didn't even know the word transgender when I first saw a doctor,” she says. “I just knew something was wrong and some people did things like surgery to fix it. I'm pretty sure the only information I had to go on was some picture of women in Thailand who said they had some surgery.”

           

          “I described my dysphoria to [the doctor], an old man, who was equally as ignorant of the issue as I was. He looked at me with panic in his eyes. I think he just freaked out; it seemed like no one had ever come to him with this sort of discussion. He gruffly stated that I was weird and that no surgeon would ever take me seriously. So I left his office with my tail between my legs. When a man in a white coat tells you that you don't have a legitimate condition, then you believe him. So for 10 years I just repressed it and never questioned the diagnosis that he gave me.”

           

          But cultural awareness and acceptance of being trans have shifted since then. Equipped with a more thorough knowledge of what it means to be transgender, and a better knowledge of herself, Rachel began transitioning last year.

           

          The process hasn’t been easy.

           

          “It’s tiring. It begins with a fear of looking and sounding ridiculous and then each stage adds a new challenge. At first the voice is probably the most frightening,” she says. But eventually, “You adapt. You can only feel embarrassed for so long. I'm okay with my voice now. I am trying to make peace with photos of me. I actually love how I look. The world stops giving a damn and even the people you suspect are silently cringing clearly don't care.”

           

          “People have commented that I'm happier and more confident,” she says.

           

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          “It was a tiny blue pill. I stared at it for a good five minutes before I took it. I had a moment to ponder that this is a very strange and very lucky thing I can do to myself. What I'm doing has only been accepted and welcomed in a few places for a fraction of human history. The moment passed. Then I dug into a cake that I got on the way home.”

           

          But the fact that Rachel has found solace in being herself doesn’t sit well with her mother. Rachel is half English and half Japanese, and her Japanese mother has “extremely conservative” opinions on Rachel’s transition.

           

          “She isn't comfortable with my transition. She has not allowed me to tell my relatives I am transgender and has made me cut off all ties with them. I had to delete my uncle on Facebook without letting me explain to him why I was deleting him. That probably hurt him quite a bit. He has experience of relatives rejecting him.”

           

          “My mother assures me that if my Japanese relatives ever found out I'm trans then they would all laugh at me and call me an idiot. Some of my older relatives like my grandma will probably never know.”

           

          Unsurprisingly, this tension and unacceptance have driven a wedge between Rachel and her mother.

           

          “My mom and I haven't met or spoken in a good 10 months, I think. ... It's sad but in some ways this was the final straw in a lifetime of tension. My mom has a history of viciously sabotaging her own happiness. She's a racist and conservative bigot. She pretty much hates everyone she knows and is subsequently very, very lonely.”

           

          At times, Rachel’s mother has sent her “some cordial messages with hearts and kisses,” but these have been underscored with packages sent to her under her deadname—her name before transitioning.

           

          “Plenty of my friends and relatives will accidentally use my old name all the time. That's fine. I have no problem with that. I'm even very relaxed about being misgendered. People get it right eventually.”

           

          “However, my mother deadnames me because she doesn't acknowledge that I'm a woman. She thinks it’s strange and that I have a mental illness. So when she sends me things she will address it to the old name. The symbolic gesture that you do not fundamentally accept someone for who they are is powerful. It becomes more grating every time it happens because it harkens back to all the other times you've experienced it.”

           

          “My kind of family history is typical for a trans person and others will have experienced things like bullying at school. When you deadname someone intentionally and with spite then you will traumatise them.”

           

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          “I was at the royal courts of justice to change my name. (I'm now legal!) Incidentally the inside of this building is as complicated as my legal documents. Honestly, lawyers…”

           

          The confrontations come not just from family but strangers as well. She once commented on a public Facebook thread and was greeted with “look an ugly trans person” as the first reply. And this behavior extends beyond the internet. “I was also walking home one night when a guy shouted ‘no one’s gonna fuck you.’”

           

          These judgmental reactions are twofold: those that relate to being trans, and those that relate to being female. Rachel quickly learned an inescapable fact of womanhood, that many people feel comfortable judging your physical appearance in the bluntest terms.

           

          “I was on a date and someone said, ‘What are you doing about your skin?’”

           

          “Needless to say many of the norms of being a woman feel impractical, expensive, and time consuming (understatement of the century).”

           

          She’s also been taking vocal lessons from a well-to-do middle-aged woman, which comes with its own challenges and cultural quirks.

           

          “So when a middle-aged posh woman tries to teach me a female voice, I know that her ideas are shaped by her class, her age, and her values. It was interesting to me when she said that women tend to ask ‘leading questions.’ I know superficially she was just saying that I should raise my pitch at the end of sentences more often. Girls definitely do it and it’s not an age thing. However I couldn't help notice that she was also not a very assertive woman. Her ‘average woman’ was herself and maybe other people like her that she's known.”

           

          “Do I follow the advice? Maybe a little. That will be a controversial answer. I think when becoming a woman you constantly encounter norms that are frankly, extremely uncomfortable. I do my bit to question and break gender norms where I see them. However, I find myself conforming to some of them too. For example I will rarely leave the house now without some foundation and concealer. … These norms are powerful. They're tough to break because you ignore them at your peril.”

           

          “You'd imagine most of your personality is fixed at 28, but you realise it isn't. You can change your laugh, your accent, your walk, your sense of humour. Eventually you can even change how outgoing and extroverted you are. I would encourage anyone to be forced out of their comfort zone on this radical scale.”

           

          “Hypothetically, imagine being dressed a different gender and doing a voice a whole month. You would learn a lot about yourself.”

           

          In this sense, transitioning is a lesson in radical empathy. The truth is that all of us are shaped by nature and nurture alike, and often in ways that we’re not conscious of until we’re forced to confront them directly.

           

          “For me, my personality is some mid point between who I am and how I'm expected to behave,” Rachel says. “No one is completely themselves all the time. You're polite to strangers. You're nice to family. What transition brings into sharp focus is that gender is a performance and how you're expected to behave completely changes.”

           

          “People expect a woman to be bubblier, kinder, to smile more and generally be more open than a man. At least that's how I feel anyhow. Do I do it because I want to or because others want me to? Do I do it because I'm just imitating other women, or celebrities, movies or TV? I don't know, really. All I can see are the little things, like the look of someone in a conversation who seems to be asking for more friendliness from their body language. People talk louder to me. They touch my arm. People kiss me as a greeting. I reciprocate that. That becomes part of who I am.”

           

          But for all the social ambiguities and new challenges that transitioning entails, the decision to be true to herself has undoubtedly paid off.

           

          “I am more of an empathetic person. But all new experiences lead to growth, I think. The more noticeable change is that I'm more confident and happier.”

        • Answers to Questions Posed in RT Podcast #431

          4 days ago

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          It's time for our regular segment in which @Gafgarian (AKA Jeremiah Palmer) provides answers to the burning questions left unanswered in each episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast. Read on to get closure for Three Bs and a Gus – #431.


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          Which serial killer has the high score?

          A serial killer is defined as someone who has claimed three or more victims over at least two separate incidents and, while it is true that America tends to produce an inordinate amount of them, we, unfortunately (I guess), are not able to claim the "high score." We are barely able to claim a spot in the top ten despite contributing to almost 70% of the world's serial killers. Before we get to the actual numbers, it is important to point out that there are typically some pretty large discrepancies between the claimed and proven victim count so, despite being a boastful bunch, we seem to have little to show for it. Which, in this case, puts us on the winning side of a really shitty game. It is also important to note that this list is a modern list of serial killers as being able to obtain actual proof of killers, and their victims, prior to 1900 is insanely difficult. Additionally, a likely contributing factor to America's inordinate amount of serial killers has to do with our inordinate amount of murders in general. Remember that a serial killer is technically identified as someone who has claimed three or more victims in at least two separate incidents, however most lists comparing international serial killer numbers only require two victims and two separate incidents. For America, this list then ends up including gang violence, domestic disturbances that have more than one location, drug related violence, etc. While this is by no means a good excuse for contributing to such huge majority number of psychopaths, it maybe sheds a bit of light on the insane number discrepancies.

           
          All of that said, the award for the highest "scoring" serial killer goes to Luis Garavito of Colombia who, in 1999, admitted to the rape, torture, and eventual murder of 147 boys. He was charged with the murder of 172 and has been suspected at being guilty of well over 300, however, despite his admission to 147, he was only convicted of 138. Regardless of these heinous charges, a fluke in Colombian law will grant Garavito a chance at a second life in the year 2021. This is because the lack of capital punishment ensures that he can only be charged with the maximum sentence for the crimes, however another law limits consecutive imprisonment for a crime to 40 years. So despite the cumulative recommended prison sentence of 1,853 years, Garavito, also known as ”La Bestia” (“The Beast"), the world's most prolific serial killer will be a free man in only four more short years. 
           
          As one might expect, the eventual release of The Beast, has led to calls for serious legal reform in Colombia with some calling for the death penalty or life imprisonment, neither of which currently exist. As a direct result of Garavito's sentencing, and subsequent imprisonment, the consecutive prison time limit has been raised to 60 years. However, this will not apply to Garavito. 
           
          Perhaps it is these relatively lax punishments that have led to a native Colombian taking the top three positions on the serial killer high score chart. The second place sociopath, Pedro Lopez, was released in 1998 and has not been seen since. This, despite being suspected of killing and raping 110 young girls as well as confessing to over 300.
           
          By comparison, the United States's entry on the list is Gary Ridgway, also know as the Green River Killer. At #8 on the list, he was convicted in 2000 for killing 49 prostitutes, after confessing to 71 and being suspected of nearly 100. 
           
          It is interesting to note that if we were to include claimed victim counts as well as killers from several hundred years ago, the two most prolific suspected serial murderers in history were both women. Those being The Blood Countess, Elizabeth Báthory, claiming 650+ victims, and Catherine Monvoisin, also known as La Voisin, with counts as high as 2,500. Though, not all of those were at her hands, but rather the hands of a cult of poisoners, known as the affaire des poisons, which she headed in 17th-century France. 
           
          A side mission in Assassin's Creed Unity called "Hot Chocolate to Die For" has you play detective in solving a mysterious murder. During your investigation you learn that your key witness, Amelie Montvoisin, is actually your poisoner. While Ubisoft has never elaborated on the inspiration behind this particular murderess's name, it is probably too obscure to be a coincidence. Bathory, for her part, has played a role in several video games, though typically as an obvious inspiration to a villain, this occurred in Castlevania: Bloodlines, Diablo II, and BloodRayne.


          Do serial killers get to pick their names?

          Occasionally, though the media is typically pretty quick, and more than willing, to give a catchy name to them without their involvement. In most cases, as with the Boston Strangler or the Night Stalker, the name given corresponds to the area they hunt and/or their preferred method of murder. This inevitably leads to a few different murderers given the unoriginal moniker "Freeway Killer," but the alternative of getting creative with the name has historically not stuck as well. Since ultimately the news agencies reporting on these acts are in the business of making money, they tend to stick with what works. Occasionally the obscurity, or uniqueness, of a name will sell itself; such was the case with the Lipstick Killer who was so named because of a scrawled message on a wall at one of the crime scenes. The message, “For heavens sake catch me before I kill more, I cannot control myself,” was written in the lipstick of a victim. Other creative names for killers have not fared so well. 
           
          A small number of killers have been able to successfully name themselves, usually through direct contact with the police and/or news sources via letters or other messages. Notable killers to name themselves include the Zodiac, Son of Sam, BTK, and Jack the Ripper.


          Is type O-Negative blood rare?

          It is. We spoke a little about this in the answers post for episode #405 when we discussed the genetic transmission of blood type between parents and were introduced to the chart below. The summary is that O-Negative is so rare because its presence is determined by a double occurrence of the same recessive genes. It is this double recessive quality which causes it to be the perfect universal donor blood type; however, it is NOT the most rare blood type. At roughly 7% of the world's population, it is a far cry from the .6% occurrence of AB-Negative.


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          Guy who lost his hard drive with bitcoin?

          In 2013, James Howells of Wales mistakenly threw away a hard drive containing 7,500 bitcoin that he had mined over a four year period. At the current valuation of bitcoin, his hard drive is now worth nearly $18 million dollars. Despite a significant amount of literally digging through a landfill full of garbage, there is currently no report to date that Howells, or anyone else, has been able to recover the hard drive.

           

          First thing ever bought with Bitcoin?

          The first thing bought with Bitcoin were two pizzas for 10,000 BTC on May 22, 2010 in Jacksonville, Florida. At the time, the 10,000 BTC were worth roughly $30 but within two months, the value of BTC skyrocketed, and the 10K BTC were now worth almost $1,000. Less than a year later and Bitcoin had matched its value 1:1 with the US dollar and roughly six years later, it currently sits at its highest valuation, hovering around the $2700 mark. For those wondering, but not wanting to do the math, those pizzas are now worth $27,000,000!

           

          How does Bitcoin currency work?

          Bitcoin, and the tech behind it, is probably one of the most complicatedly simple things ever conceived. Let's see how easy I can make this, shall we?

           

          In late fall 2008, an anonymous opinion piece was posted to The Cryptography Mailing List, a subscription based mailer hosted on a domain owned by the law firm Metzger, Dowdeswell & Co. LLC. The post titled, Bitcoin P2P e-cash paper, was authored by someone calling themselves Satoshi Nakamoto and, after posting a brief abstract summary of the paper, they provided a link to the full nine-page paper, Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System.

           

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          The paper provided the full conceptual outline for a system of cryptocurrency which would provides a fully decentralized, open-source, and immensely secure universal currency. There have been numerous attempts at a viable digital-only currency over the years, however Bitcoin has been the only one with any real staying power. This is likely due to the successful combination of its predecessor's various functionalities governing privacy concerns and decentralization. The official history of Bitcoin begins shortly after Nakamoto's posted paper when, in January 2009, Nakamoto released the first open-source Bitcoin client. The first block of "mined" bitcoins, also known as the Genesis block, was mined by Nakamoto himself, it had a value of 50 bitcoins. For reference, today, at the current value of bitcoins, those 50 would be worth nearly $150,000. At the, those 50 were worth a truly impressive $0. Not $0.001 or even 150,000 times less than that, just zero.


          This is because Bitcoin, like every other currency in the history of humans, has a value that is fully dependent upon an arbitrary value given to it by other humans. At Nakamoto's grand unveiling of the first Bitcoin client, people were not willing to give Bitcoin value. This took some time to change and it is the reason for that change that has truly made bitcoin a special bit of something. 
           
          Not everyone can claim to fully grasp the intricacies of finance, currency value, or collateral... in other words, we are not all Joel. I think most of us, even at Iris Jones's young age, begin to find natural value in certain items. For baby Iris, these likely take the form of boobs but, for those past the infancy, our reference for an item's intrinsic value is largely, or rather entirely, determined by the society in which we live and our peers. At young Clementine Frasier King's age, this would likely be in the form of something her parents have created, purposefully or not, an artificial value for. Perhaps this is an extra piece of candy, an extra episode of whatever insane child's cartoon featuring a talking inanimate object is popular these days, or staying up for a Star Wars marathon. Either way, for both Clementine and Iris, these options have value to them, and if made to believe that a random colored piece of paper holds the same value as one of those cherished things, they would chase scraps of paper down with the same fervor. I'm sure Clem is old enough to realize that one monies, regardless of the numbers printed on it, is enough to get her something of note. 
           
          Welcome to the world of commodity backed currency. It makes sense right? See finance isn't so hard. You have something I want. Something that I know I could usually trade a bit of gold for. But gold is so heavy! Wouldn't it be infinitely easier to just carry a small amount of a special paper that can be traded back for that gold when I wanted it back? Totally! So, I give a bank my gold and they give me some slips of paper that are equal to a standardized valuation of those scraps of paper based on the current value of gold. This process is more commonly known as the "gold standard" and the basic concept has worked for millennia. We have always had a fascination with gold and, as such, it has made sense that we attribute a consistent valuation to it. We, like Clem, can chase down the random colored pieces of paper because we know that we can just easily replace that paper with an equivalent amount of lollipops or, in our case, gold.
           
          Now, for all of you with access to a US dollar, pick it up, inspect it closely, and then hang your head when you realize that your precious dollar is not part of that very reasonable, comprehensible, and, most of all, stable financial world. For those admiring your British Pound or Euro, I didn't forget about you, your precious money is also intrinsically worthless. This is because the very reasonable gold standard has not been officially used by any government since 1933 and not in any form since 1971. Instead our money is backed by its proposed valuation based on supply and demand. In other words its value is derived solely by the amount of faith its users have in it and the economy it creates. Historically this concept of currency, also known as Fiat money, is naturally unstable because it is extremely susceptible to hyperinflation. Since the value of a dollar is determined by the market's opinion of the dollar and not directly connected to a physical substance which is guaranteed to have a relatively stable value anywhere in the world, it is inherently unpredictable. If the majority of people decide, for various reasons, that the dollar is half as valuable as the government may view it, the government doesn't have a say. It IS half as valuable. When this happens over a very short amount of time in drastic jumps, the currency is naturally devalued until a government can no longer print enough to sustain the devaluation. In the end, they have only two options. Legitimately devalue their currency, essentially killing the entire country's economy for years or just starting over with a new currency and a brand new artificially created value. For obvious reasons, neither of these options are anywhere close to ideal. That should be enough background to help you get a sense for what makes Bitcoin a bit different.
           
          Bitcoin, for its part, is technically a flat currency, in that there is no physically universal item which its value is based on; however, the place where Bitcoin stands apart, that "special bit of something" I spoke of above, is that its valuation is truly market driven. As a cryptocurrency, it is mathematically driven to be fully decentralized, independent, and market controlled. Ready? Here we go!
           
          Imagine you just spent $200 on your flight to RTX. Where did that money come from? It was deposited into your account via direct deposit perhaps, it lived in your account, identified by arbitrary numbers, as arbitrary numbers. When you purchased your plane ticket, you gave another string of arbitrary numbers to a website which then matched up those numbers to a third-party which was able to match your bank's assigned numbers to their numbers. It is a whole lot of number matching and once the transaction is done, those numbers don't matter because the airline is just creating their own number with what is left of the $200 that you sent them. I say "what is left" because, along the way, there were fees, that you may not have even been aware of. These transaction fees are what keeps that third-party that matched your arbitrary numbers in business. These fees are also what drive up market prices AND what help to determine what your dollar is actually worth. Additionally, those fees aren't always the same and sometimes, if you decide to book your flight, your hotel, and drop $100 or so in the Rooster Teeth store all in the same day, once all the numbers are crunched and matched up, you may find a bank fee due to an overdraft charge because you screwed up your own math. 
           
          Now, let's zoom out quickly, and imagine that this is happening everyday all around the world and as the market continues to be driven up by additional fees, taxes, labor costs, etc. these numbers compound. In response, countries continue to print money. Some of that is to replenish circulation as there is a natural attrition which occurs through damage, loss, hoarding, etc. But a fair amount is in direct response to inflation. Note that this not hyperinflation as it is a gradual increase and this gradual increase is not necessarily a bad thing. The problem is that there is no guarantee to that natural increase and unforeseen circumstances such as, natural disasters, geopolitical climate, and internal economics could potentially cause a drastic increase, or decrease, the value of that market.
           
          Now back to your trip to RTX. This time you are going to use Bitcoin. Now that bitcoin is considered by the market to be an actual currency with an actual value, the easiest way to get it is to buy it like you would anything else. At the time of writing this, bitcoin is valued at approximately $2,395. One of the ways bitcoin is special, however, is that you don't need to buy it to get it. We'll get to that shortly. For our purposes, let's assume that you already have bitcoin and that you just spent a fraction of a single bitcoin on your flight to RTX. There were no banks involved in this transaction. No governments either. So, how did the money get from your wallet to the airline's. The easy answer is, that it was always there.
           
          Bitcoin relies on the concept of a network wide public ledger in which every single bitcoin transaction is fully visible to anyone who wants to view it. When you transferred bitcoin from your wallet to the airline, nothing actually moved. You did the work that your bank would've done in a normal transaction. You initiated a transfer of a certain amount of bitcoin and sent it to the network with a destination. That transfer notice was then distributed to every person on the network in the form of an update to their locally stored public ledger of all bitcoin transactions. This distributed chain of blocks of data is commonly referred to, fittingly, as a block chain.
           
          The natural next question is, what keeps others from just pretending to be you and swiping all of your hard earned bits? Ah, glad you asked. The key word in the above paragraph is "distributed." Imagine a network of millions of computers around the world that are all, relatively simultaneously, sent this update to the public ledger that says you booked your flight. Along with that bit of information, you also send an encrypted private key that is unique to your wallet and is automatically sent with every transaction initiated. As soon as your transaction details hit a computer on the network, that system sets about "mining" your key. Eventually all of the computers with the existing blockchain will have received your transaction request and have set about "mining" to verify that your transaction is valid.


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          This "mining" is really just performing a series of extremely intense mathematical calculations based on the provided key in order to verify its placement in the blockchain as a valid transaction. The approval of a transaction is dependent upon the outcome of calculation of not only the transaction you initiated but every transaction that has occurred as part of that blockchain up to that point. This process ensures that previous blocks and transactions cannot be modified down the road because it would instantly invalidate all following transactions. Once a few minutes have passed, typically around ten, the network would have a majority opinion of your transaction. This means that it is entirely possible for a bitcoin transaction to be made fraudulently, however, because it relies on a majority opinion of the calculations outcome in order to verify the validity of the requested transaction this would be near impossible to pull off. Once a transaction has been successfully mined, a very small amount of bitcoin is paid to all miners of the chain. Hence the term "mining."
           
          Not only does the use of blockchains for transaction validation ensure that a transaction is timed correctly since it requires the validation of all transactions on the chain to that point, but the complexity of the calculations is fully dependent on the amount of users mining the chain. These means that when Nakamoto first mined the genesis block, the calculations to do so were likely extremely simplistic, in order to build the initial investment of start-up capital. As more users began mining transactions on the chain, the calculations proportionally increase in complexity. This ensures two very important things which standard government-backed fiat currency will always have an issue with. 
           
          The first, is that the payment given the miners is also a proportional payment based on the amount of bitcoin in circulation. This bitcoin as a payment is essentially the same concept as a government printing money to combat inflation. The difference is that bitcoin's mathematical formulas driving the "printing" of more bitcoin are relying on very precise values of the exact amount of bitcoin currently available and it is fully independent of an established market. So, while it is not immune to something like hyperinflation, it is definitely more naturally protected from it than a standard form of currency. It is this precision that allows us to know that the total amount of bitcoin EVER created will be done by 2140. There is a whole other conversation we could have about that...
           
          Second, while it may not be backed by an actual commodity like gold, bitcoin is, in a way, backed by the resources required for mining. Due to the complexity of the calculations, the amount of "users" on the ledger, and the use of a majority distribution system to manage transaction validation, any attempts at defrauding the system would require an intense amount of computing power which would require an intense amount of electricity and bandwidth. These are the commodities which limit the economy and market of bitcoin. The likelihood of anyone being able to fight the combined computing power of millions of legitimate bitcoin miners completely on their own is so infinitesimally small that it is virtually completely ignored as a possibility. 
           
          To recap, Bitcoin is essentially immune to hyperinflation and counterfeiting. The transactions, and verifications of those transactions, occur, for free, across a globally distributed network of "mining" computers which are automatically paid by the distributed system they exist in for the work that they do. Despite having a public ledger it is completely anonymous due to the nature of the generated private keys attributed to your wallet. And, lastly, and perhaps most importantly, it is in no way controlled, nor can it legitimately be directly influenced by, any form of government on our planet. Oh! And aside from your costs for electricity or internet, it is essentially completely free for anyone to use and/or mine for bitcoins. At least until 2140. Just remember to not throw away your wallet!
           
          This one was an intense one and I'm looking forward to the lengthy discussions with anyone who took the time to actually read the whole damn thing. While I didn't touch on them directly, there are some concerns with bitcoin. It isn't all just long strings of numbers pointing to dollar signs. There is an extremely high market fluctuation and it does suffer the inherent risks of all fiat currency in that it only matters when it matters and if no one cares then it is as useless as all of the time people have wasted trying to find out the true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto. Yeah I forgot that fact. The person who started all of this is a complete mystery. Despite many people attempting to track Nakamoto down and multiple frauds appearing throughout the years trying to claim the crown, no one has a clue who the person who conceived and launched what is arguably the most mathematically sound answer to the flaws of modern currency actually is.
           
          By the way, happy Father's Day to both Michaels and thanks for allowing me to use your daughters for my admittedly terrible parallel.


          The original banana - RT Answers #389

          During the Podcast #389 Post Show, fittingly called RT Discusses Bananas, a very similar conversation arose between Burnie, Gavin, and Greg from Kinda Funny. Yes this was the Post Show for the infamous "hard nips" incident. For those who are not, or were not, FIRST members, here is the original banana post:
           
          This has to be up there as one of the most personally mind-blowing "Today I Learned" moments I’ve had while writing these answer posts. The Gros Michel banana was the first banana strain to be cultivated and exported on a large scale, and began finding its way to major North American and European cities in the late 1800s. It chugged along and quickly became one of the most important exports of Latin America and Southeast Asia. However, this generally agreed upon "better tasting" banana strain was not meant to be – like the Irish potatoes of famine lore, the monocrop cultivation practices caused the crop to be susceptible to a particularly devastating fungus known as Tropical Race 1, or Panama Disease.
           
          Despite the name, Panama Disease actually first appeared in Australia in the late 1800s, and spent a few decades on local plantations before it jumped continents and, by 1960, successfully disrupted all commercial exportation of Gros Michel bananas. Even as early as the 1920s, worldwide banana shortages were being felt due to the fight against Panama Disease, spawning the "Yes, We Have No Bananas" song, mentioned by Burnie, to appear as part of the 1922 Broadway revue Make It Snappy. While Southeast Asia maintains a sizeable local production and small areas of Florida, California, Africa, and Central America have been able to successfully produce an occasional Gros Michel banana crop, the vast majority of attempts are still blighted by the persistent Panama Disease, and large-scale exportation has ceased entirely.
           
          This brings us to, what most consider to be, the "tasteless and fairly bland" replacement of the Cavendish strain. Resistant to the Panama Disease blight, the less-sweet and less-creamy Cavendish quickly became the exported replacement for the Gros Michel. Interestingly, you will occasionally see a banana at an American grocery store labeled as a Gros Michel; however, it is almost certainly a Cavendish that was labeled incorrectly by the grower in order to increase import pricing. The truly upsetting news in recent years, however, is that a mutation of the original Panama Disease strain, known as Tropical Race 4, has recently been found at various Cavendish plantations in Southeast Asia. As seen in the picture below, Tropical Race 4 devastates the root of the banana crop, effectively killing the current yield as well as all future yields. Its persistence through the soil means that the plantation locations themselves are no longer viable either. Researchers keeping an eye on this strain have begun to equate its potential devastation with that of Panama Disease and feel that it is only a matter of time before Tropical Race 4 also makes the continental jump to the global leaders of banana production in Latin America.


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          Additionally, the monocrop production of the Cavendish, like the Gros Michel before it, means that the cultivation is dependent on "cloning" fully matured banana crops for future crops. This type of production eliminates the possibility of the crop building a natural tolerance to what should be easily surmountable diseases. Chiquita's scientists seem to be relatively unfazed by Tropical Race 4, claiming that their "risk-mitigation program" ensures that "[Tropical Race 4] is certainly not an immediate threat to banana production in Latin America" – or their $548 million largest-banana-market-share empire. Unfortunately for Chiquita, and us, experts believe that Tropical Race 4 puts the original Panama Disease to shame. Their research suggests that the mutated strain doesn't just stop at Cavendish bananas. Instead, this banana bubonic plague is capable of killing nearly 85%, or 160 million tons, of the bananas and plantains produced each year.
           
          While there is no clear timeline for this type of banana massacre (it could easily be 30 years away depending on cultivation patterns and techniques), the reality of there being a world where only the rich can have a damn banana is a pretty crazy thing to consider. So, get out there and get yourself some potassium poisoning while you still can!
           
          After re-reading that story, it is still one of the most mind-blowing facts that I've accidentally picked up because of the Podcast and my Answers posts... crazy.


          What's a heuristic?

          Heuristics, originates from a Greek word meaning "to discover." They are mental shortcuts which use a person's experiences to affect problem-solving strategies. In most cases, the use of heuristics as a problem-solving strategy is something which we all naturally do without ever thinking about it. An example of this can be as simple as you remembering that you are out of milk on your way to the kitchen in the morning and, accordingly, making the snap decision to have eggs instead of Cheerios. It is this subconscious reliance on heuristics which allows us all to function as human beings. If it wasn't for this ability to quickly make life decisions based on very little information about relatively trivial matters, we would all spend our lives in a stupor, stuck on how to handle whether to brush our teeth or take a shower first. 
           
          An interesting, though expected, accidental side effect of our reliance on heuristics for decision-making also leads to some intriguing case of accidental bias towards objects, experiences, or people. This representative heuristic is tightly coupled with the natural stereotypical, or seemingly prejudicial, viewpoints of some individuals who find it extremely difficult to NOT "judge a book by its cover."
           
          The use of heuristics and, more specifically, the expectations and predictions of human decisions based on heuristics is a popular point of discussion throughout the entertainment industry, in particular with regard to marketing strategies and consumer-facing design. For example, the scarcity heuristic is the idea that something is considered more desirable and valuable if it is less available. This concept is frequently used by companies to sell merchandise that you may not have thought to buy if it were available at any time. 


          Does Todoist do Amazon Echo?

          I think it is the other way around but, yes, Alexa is able to integrate with your Todoist account. For those interested, go here to begin the integration process.


          Do they have fire suppression in plane cargo holds?

          They do and have had for quite some time actually. The FAA has four categories used to classify cargo compartments on planes. The primary purpose of the plane determines this classification and, depending on this purpose, the amount of fire prevention options will change. However, ALL categories are required to have some sort of fire suppressant system.
           
          The lower cargo area of all passenger airplanes as well as the storage area for most commercial freighter aircraft are designated as Class C compartments. For these aircraft, the compartment must be covered by a fire resistant liner which is able to withstand a direct source of flame for up to five minutes. This panel, on the sidewalls, should be tested with a direct flame up to 1,700 degrees fahrenheit. As the purpose of these liners is to protect the passenger compartment from combustion until a time that automated suppression systems can control the flame, the ambient air temperature four inches above the exposed ceiling liner panel cannot exceed 400 degrees fahrenheit. In addition, along with no exposed control lines such as wires or piping, all other materials constructing the hold must pass the same open flame requirements.
           
          Regarding the actual suppression techniques, most planes are equipped with a Halon 1301 suppression system which the flight crew is instructed to activated after shutting off all main flow to the cargo area. THe amount of suppressant on board is sufficient enough to provide 1-2 hours of continued flight, depending on the aircraft and airline, in order to provide time to coordinate an emergency landing at the nearest airport. Due to the high toxicity of Halon gases in confined places, there have been many tests regarding other options for fire suppressant however there has been no comparably effective alternative found that is able to match the small space requirements of the Halon canisters.
           
          The one exception to the use of Halon suppressant throughout the industry, are aircraft that fall into the last FAA classification. Class E planes are designed to solely carry cargo and they are the only category which is approved to use depressurization as a fire-fighting technique. Most Class E aircraft will handle fire suppression by shutting down all airflow and depressurizing the plane, before descending to 25,000 feet until such time that an airport can be located for an emergency landing. During this time, the crew will use supplemental oxygen.
           
          But perhaps the most interesting fact that I stumbled upon during this research is learning that aircraft manufacturers spend almost as much time researching and simulating air flow within the aircraft as they do testing the flow outside. While part of this is passenger comfort, a much more imperative reason for this study and simulation is actually the movement of smoke throughout the aircraft in the event of fire. For example, in the case of the freight-only Class E aircraft, the flight deck's single air conditioner unit's primary purpose is to force a specific movement of air through the cabin so, in the event of a fire, the smoke does not overwhelm the crew. This same emphasis on air flow exists in Class C passenger planes as the movement of air throughout the plane originates from the flight deck, or exists on a separate flow pattern entirely. Additionally, cargo holds are kept at a slightly lower pressurization than the passenger compartments of planes. This minimal pressurization difference combined with the use of the liners discussed above and other sealed separation components, block the movement of smoke or other harmful gasses throughout the plane.


          How are animals transported on a plane?

          According to the Department of Transportation and the FAA, more than 2 million pets are flown every year. Given those high numbers, it is actually kind of reassuring that during the 30-month period between January 2014 and August 2016, 66 pets died in transit. As a pet owner, I would much prefer this number be nearer to zero but a 1:30,000 probability is actually a bit lower than I expected. If you are curious, other events in life with a similar probability include getting hit by lighting, being born color-blind, or the Vegas odds being given that Megadeth founder Dave Mustaine will be our president after the 2020 election.
           
          Moving on! Before we look at the flight conditions provided to these pets by the airlines, we should be fully aware that over 10% of these deaths were almost a direct result of, what I would presume to be, owner negligence. Particularly surrounding the transport of brachycephalic, or snub-nosed, dog and cat breeds. These breeds, due to selective breeding, think the darker side of the Crispr conversation above, have naturally restricted airflow patterns which, during times of intense stress can lead to hyperventilation, shortage of oxygen to vital systems, and eventually death. These breeds can literally die from stress. Additionally, their restricted air flow, often limits their ability to cool their bodies during these times of stress, which can, and does, lead to heat stroke. It is for this reason that most airlines will not even allow the transport of these breeds, as checked cargo or otherwise. It is also one of the reasons why ALL airlines very clearly suggest, when initially discussing the possibility of flying with your pet, that you should discuss your plans with your pet's veterinarian to get their approval for your pet's travel.
           
          For their part, all US airlines have made significant strides in the area of your pet's safety, with all of them having some restrictions based on the age of the pet as well as requiring approved travel kennels. Most also have breed restrictions, as discussed above, and all have flight temperature restrictions which do not allow the transport of animals in the baggage area when outside air temperatures are above 85 degrees or below 45 degrees fahrenheit. 
           
          Also, just for kicks, can anyone guess which airline is at the top of the animal death list? Yep! It is everyone's favorite airline of late, especially @gus (legitimately though...). Of the 66 animal deaths in the 30-month span above, 22 were on United flights; however, it is important to point out that United, along with transporting significantly more pets than any other airline, is also the only major airline that is okay flying the brachycephalic breeds. Of their 22, at least 7 were brachycephalic. The airline in second for this miserable contest? Delta with 20 deaths. This number is without the transport of brachycephalic breeds, as they don't allow them. With that in mind, I tend to judge them a bit harsher than United. Fortunately, it seems that Delta feels the same way about themselves. In March 2016, they revised their entire pet policy to now disallow pet owners from checking their pets. Instead, they require owners to purchase a stand alone ticket for their animals as a live-cargo shipment. The pets are then shipped as live freight, during which they are handled by specific customer service teams and kept in temperature-controlled holding areas when not on the plane. Conversely, Southwest has avoided making the list altogether by simply refusing to check pets under any circumstance. 
           
          What are your thoughts? Do you, or would you, trust an airline with your pet?

        • Fan Art Friday #69: RWBY Deck Box by Nguyen013

          1 week ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          It’s time for our weekly look at the best Rooster Teeth fan art from our community, curated by the fine folks at BIGBITE!

           

          This week’s featured artist is Anthony Nguyen, AKA @Nguyen013, for this RWBY-themed deck box.

           

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          Anthony lives in Diamond Bar, California, where he’s a graphic design student and freelance illustrator. To create this box, he first created a layout of the pieces using AutoCAD 2016. The illustrations and quotes were designed in Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator CC 2017. He then laser-etched .25” thick plywood and assembled the pieces with wood glue.

           

          Here’s how long it took for each step:

          AutoCAD Layout: 1 hour

          Adobe Photoshop: 2 hours

          Adobe Illustrator: 3 hours

          Laser Etching: 33 minutes

          Assembly: 1 hour and 30 minutes

           

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        • Fan Art Friday #67 and #68: mitchellios and Xuelder

          2 weeks ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          It’s time for our weekly look at the best Rooster Teeth fan art from our community, curated by the fine folks at BIGBITE!

           

          Last week’s featured artist is Mitch, AKA @mitchellios, for this Funhaus horror movie poster.

           

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          Mitch lives in Brisbane, Australia, where he’s a freelance animator and illustrator. He created this poster using Photoshop on a Wacon Cintiq, and it took him approximately 28 hours.


          This week’s featured artist is Christian, AKA @Xuelder, for this voxel model of a Battlesloth.

           

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          Christian lives in New Orleans, Louisiana, where he’s working on an indie game project. He was inspired by Rooster Teeth Games publishing its first indie game title, Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars, and to commemorate it he modeled this Battlesloth in MagicaVoxel, a 3D modeling program specifically designed to make Voxel Models. (A voxel is short for Volumetric Pixel, or just a 3D pixel, and is used to make "3D Pixel Art." It is made similarly to how one can make art in Minecraft.)

           

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        • Answers to Questions Posed in RT Podcast #430

          2 weeks ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          It's time for our regular segment in which @Gafgarian (AKA Jeremiah Palmer) provides answers to the burning questions left unanswered in each episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast. Read on to get closure for The Impossible Mission – #430.


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          Why did "To Catch a Predator" go away for a bit?

          Dateline's To Catch a Predator only ran for three years but, in that time, quickly cemented itself, and its host, as one of the most recognizable reality "sting" shows in history. In addition to this notoriety, there was also no shortage of criticism regarding the show's methods and ethics during this time. A critic of note, who was quick to point out the show's questionable ethics and "overpowering whiff of entrapment" would later go on to write and direct the darkly twisted, and socially eye-opening, Twilight-Zone-for-the-modern-age, known as Black Mirror. While he has never directly credited the Chris Hansen-helmed reality show as direct inspiration, it is clear that reality shows in general and, more importantly, society's view on, and of, them have played a prominent role of inspiration in the popular series.


          While Dateline and NBC have never pointed to a direct event or reason for the show's cancellation, most feel that despite several lawsuits concerning possible entrapment and defamation of character, as well as many of the aired charges never sticking due to gray ethical areas raised by the shows level of involvement with the local law enforcement agencies, the ultimate demise of the show stemmed from the November 5, 2006 suicide, and subsequent lawsuit, of assistant district attorney Louis "Bill" Conradt, Jr.


          The 56 year-old, respected member of Rockwall County's criminal justice system, had allegedly posed as a 19 year-old college student during a two week discussion with an undercover operative for the show, who was posing as a thirteen year-old. During the show's standard form interaction, they had "invited" over 20 would-be predators to a small home about an hour from Conradt's town. The ADA was one of those invited, however he notably did not show and, during an intense 24 hour period, during which Dateline producers had discovered that he was an ADA and Conradt ceased all communication with the decoy, the unusual decision was made to "take the show to him" as opposed to waiting for him to show at the decoy house. Dateline worked with the local authorities to fast track a search warrant and, after learning of Conradt's address, posted their cameras along his street in order to capture the high-profile take down of an assistant district attorney in, what the producers no doubt suspected, to be the highest rated episode of the show yet. Unfortunately, through a series of what would later be seen to be extremely questionable decisions on the part of both the showrunners, including Hansen, and the local authorities, a full tactical team moved into the house. Reports from the team tell us that the embattled ADA stepped from a backroom, gun in hand, and, after muttering something about "not hurting anyone," he shot himself in the head. He was pronounced dead en-route to the hospital.


          Independent investigations of Conradt, and the investigations of To Catch A Predator, after the fact showed a level of gross negligence on part of local authorities with many, including Conradt's sister in a later lawsuit, accusing them of allowing Dateline, NBC, and even Chris Hansen to directly influence and/or control the handling of the entire incident. While the lawsuit was later settled for an undisclosed amount out of court without any blame being admitted, the 20+ other suspects that were charged during the four-day sting operation which ultimately culminated in the events at Conradt's home, were all eventually thrown out by Collin County prosecutors. Both Rolling Stone and Esquire followed up with more in-depth independent investigations and, as a result, followup forensic and police reports filed by Collin County officers were directly contradicted by eye-witness interviews, obtained raw footage captured by To Catch a Predator cameramen, and secondary forensic reports.


          While no investigation was directly opened into Dateline's level of involvement, or influence, into the investigation of ADA Louis Conradt Jr. all related parties are quick to respond with "no comment" and the amount of fuel the controversy had added to the already smouldering fire of ethical criticism against the show, point to the most likely reason for the show's cancellation. However, more recent opinion pieces on the show's premise and Hansen's new show, Hansen vs. Predator, have shown that most viewers feel that, ethically questionable or not, the results of the show more than make up for any perceived injustice perpetrated by the show towards alleged pedophiles.


          What are your thoughts? Is this a slippery slope toward "thought crime" charges or is the vulgarity of these potential actions so extreme that a suspension of presumed innocence is acceptable. (ie. better safe than sorry)?


          Where was the first Alien film shot?

          Principal photography was at Shepperton Studios with miniature shots taking place at Bray Studios.


          Gavin's guess of Pinewood was close, in that Shepperton is now part of the Pinewood Studios Group, also consisting of Pinewood and Teddington, however this merger did not take place until 2001. Prior to this Shepperton was a stand alone studio, although it's ownership did pass through several different hands throughout its nearly 90 year life. Other notable films shot there include Superman, Star Wars, The Princess Bride, Shakespeare in Love, Gladiator, Gravity, the most recent Beauty and the Beast, and many others.


          Bray Studios, however, has a bit smaller credits list. Other than being the official home for most Hammer Film productions, including The Rocky Horror Picture Show, little of note has come from failing studio whose historic buildings are currently threatened by a nearby housing redevelopment plan.


          Cameron versus the crew of Aliens?

          According to various biographical sources as well as the special feature commentary on the Aliens DVD, there was almost immediate animosity between Cameron and the Pinewood studios crew. Cameron would later say, “the Pinewood crew were lazy, insolent and arrogant... we despised them and they despised us.” A particularly irritating annoyance for Cameron was the union-mandated daily teatime break which would lead to, "the giant stage doors [swinging] open, letting the special effects smoke spill out, so the crew could rush the tea lady, with her urn of hot water and plate of cheese rolls." In addition, the film's first assistant director, Derek Cracknell, better known for his work as AD for Kubrick on A Clockwork Orange, was, according to producer Gale Anne Hurd, guilty of stirring up an eventual mutiny against Cameroon which actually led to the entire crew protesting his direction in the middle of filming. Cameron wanted to approach Twentieth Century Fox about scrapping all current footage and moving the entire production out of England. Knowing this would have surely killed the film, Hurd convinced him otherwise and they instead held an all hands meeting which, after hours of discussion, created a passably workable relationship between the crew and the young director. However, that did not stop Cameron from holding a second all-hands meeting when the production had finally wrapped saying, with great joviality, “This has been a long and difficult shoot, fraught by many problems, but the one thing that kept me going, through it all, was the certain knowledge that one day I would drive out the gate of Pinewood and never come back, and that you sorry bastards would still be here.”


          Cameron has never filmed again at Pinewood.


          What was Michael Madsen's character in Kill Bill?

          Michael Madsen played "the only man [Bill] ever loved," Budd. He was Bill's younger brother and came the closest to actually defeating Uma Thurman's Beatrix Kiddo in the film, only to fall at the hands, or teeth, of a Black Mamba trap set by Daryl Hannah's Elle Driver.


          Is it illegal to pee on the road?

          Technically it is illegal to urinate in public in every state in the US, however the degree of the punishment varies. Very few states have a specific law on the books addressing the criminality and punishment of the specific act of public urination, opting instead to lump it in with nuisance, disorderly conduct, or, in some extreme cases, public nudity or lewdness. I'm sure we have all heard horror stories about a hunter who really had to go, inadvertently being forever labeled a sexual deviant because he was accidentally less discreet than he should have been.


          Interestingly, the idea of "breaking the law out of necessity," is a very real defense that is used, successfully, for public urination. Particularly with the growing homeless population in our country. A more well known variation of this law is the idea of assault, or even murder, in the act of self defense.


          The Math of Jizz...

          And now what you have all, no doubt, come here for, the culmination of me spending far too much time looking into the science and just the sheer volume of ejaculate our species can claim.


          First up, we need to establish a few ground rules.


          The first being that we need to realize and accept that there are various inconsistencies and disagreements between prominent sources on some of the numbers required for these calculations. While all of the sources are reputable, they don't always see eye-to-eye. I have attempted to get the latest data but that isn't always the easiest to do either. In other words, we've learned that "close enough" is actually fine for three things: horseshoes, hand grenades, and when large calculations are being used to answer questions about jizz. On that note, I always post the sources for my answers in my personal journal so feel free to check me. :)


          Second, for the purposes of making these calculations feasible, we are discussing Homo sapiens only. While I realize that one could argue that other early hominids were our ancestors and thus shared many of our habits and genetic traits, there is just too much unknown when bringing in the various forms we took leading up to who we are today.


          And, lastly, some of you guys out there need to breathe a bit. I drastically underestimated the amount of... let's say, "wasted ejaculate," that is produced on a daily basis.


          On to the questions!


          The podcast crew were on the correct path with the best way to calculate "how much jizz has been jizzed" but we are, naturally, going to dig a bit further. Our trusty friend "simple math" and some Googling shows us that there have been an estimated 110 billion people born throughout our history. If we assume, for a moment, that all of the jizz ever jizzed went on to successfully make children and, taking into account the possibility of twins or other multiple births, we would still get over 106 billion ejaculations right off the bat. Accounting for the roughly 53,000 year history of modern man, that averages to 5,480 squirts a day... and does not take into account any masturbation, protected sex, contraceptive use, failed pregnancies, unsuccessful inseminations, wet dreams, or any other possible cause that would lead to a wasted load.


          Let's dig a bit further and see if we can get any closer to the actual question's answer.


          We have our baseline numbers of 110 billion people and a starting ejaculation count of 106 billion minimum. Let's add some more numbers, shall we? First up, let's eliminate the women. While they are no slouch when it comes to "flicking the bean," they are definitely lacking in the jizz department so that knocks out just shy of 49% of our 110 billion would-be masturbaters. We are left with roughly 56 billion dudes throughout the history of man. While current figures place the average amount of masturbation by men and the average amount of sex had to be a little more than once a week, it is difficult to say, with any certainty, how long that has been the norm. Prior to the "sexual revolution" of the late 1950s and 1960s, the act of masturbation was viewed by many to be sinful and sex without the intention of procreation was also frowned upon in some societies. Humanity has, admittedly, gone through various sexual awakenings throughout our history and, truth be told, there is a very good argument that could be made for the idea that the numbers all average themselves out in the end; however, in the interest of "science" we'll try to break it down a bit further.


          Assuming an average ejaculation of once a week across every man that has ever lived, gives us, through a bit more complex math, approximately 154,336,000,000,000,000, or over 154 quadrillion ejaculations over the course of human history. Even after being thorough and subtracting the 106 billion from before, we are still left with over 154 quadrillion ejaculations.


          And we aren't done yet!


          Using this new baseline of 154 quadrillion ejaculations, we can multiply by the average volume of 3.5ml, to learn that we, as a collective species, at least the male side, have expelled 539 trillion liters, or 142 billion US gallons, of jizz over the last 53,000 years. As a quick comparison, Lake Meade has roughly half that capacity which means the collective expelled jizz of our species would easily overwhelm the Hoover Dam. Another way of "visualizing" this number is realizing that, at 660,000 gallons, we could easily fill over 215 million olympic sized swimming pools.


          Based on the average rough count of 350 million sperm per ejaaculation, we also know that we have expelled, regardless of the target, 53 septillion sperm cells.


          And, finally, based on related studies, a rough estimation of 15 gallons of total ejaculate produced, per male, per lifetime, and a total estimated count of 56 billion guys, we are left with a total of 840 billion gallons of "Earth sperm" made. Obviously this number is extremely rough given that the calculation would be drastically affected by average life spans throughout the last 53,000 years, dieting habits, frequency of ejaculation, etc.


          And now you know... and we are all just a bit more disgusted than when we began.


          Longest-running SNL castmate?

          As you can see from the below image, the cast member with the most seasons under their belt, as of September 2016, is actually Darrell Hammond; however, Kenan has officially tied him with the latest season and is in the lead for the most unique characters and impressions, so a more recent calculation, which would no doubt include the fact that the former Good Burger employee has signed on for at least one more season, means that he is definitely the longest-running castmate. Which, for me personally, is crazy since I can definitely still see him interrupting a Kel Mitchell monologue to rattle off some off-the-wall required materials for his next ridiculous plan.


          Bonus points if you can remember what Kel's response to Kenan's shopping list would've been.


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          Would a store stop you from buying a large quantity of something, if it was everything they had?

          As someone who worked retail for far too much of his life, I can assure you that, unless it is due to a special pricing limitation, such as a "one per household" sale or an incorrectly listed price, a store would not argue with you buying their entire stock. During my personal tenure working at a home improvement store, it was not unusual to have a contractor ask for all of a certain tile or window, even asking us to contact other stores to reserve their stock. As a whole, it is difficult to believe that any business would turn down a sale now in order to have stock for a possible sale tomorrow.


          What is a humane mouse trap?

          The only mouse trap currently listed and approved by PETA is the Smart Mouse Trap. It is listed as humane because it is a reusable trap that poses no risk to the rodent, assuming you actually check it occasionally. Once captured, the rodent can easily be released, unharmed, and the trap reset for the next mouse.


          Can you get high from eating heroin?

          It does, but to a much lesser extent. There is also a pretty consistent rumor around the net that orally ingested heroin will inevitably, due to the mixture with the hydrochloric acid in the stomach, turn into morphine. According to Volume 30 of the the National Druggist, an experiment replicating this mixture – at the correct temperature, outside of the body – did not produce this result at all, instead finding that the majority of heroin digestion doesn't occur until hitting the intestinal gastric tract.


          Slugs mating?



          What is the political leaning of the BBC?

          Founded in 1922, the British Broadcasting Corporation is the largest broadcaster in the world with an estimated weekly audience of nearly 80 million. Given these numbers it is impressive to learn that, for the most part, the BBC is thought of to be relatively centric with any perceived bias. While it is true that it has been criticized for leaning slightly left of center at times, there isn't enough evidence to really support that this "leaning" is anything more than various opinion pieces skewing the line, which is just as likely to happen with right-leaning stories as well.


          Is there 4K content through TV providers?

          Currently, the best option among the country's television service providers is DirectTV which offers channel 104. Channel 104 is the only 4K live channel among any service and boasts 4K content 24/7 however variety of content is somewhat limited. Dish network provides 4K access via On Demand content, however, both providers require their upgraded DVR package for this access. Comcast offers 4K content through their Ultra HD sampler app. This SmartTV application is available on select Samsung and LG model TVs only forcing you to not only pay extra for a 4K supporting service but also own a specific television model. Other competitors, such as Time Warner, do not currently offer any 4K content, through any means.


          Unable to convict as Robbery with a Deadly Weapon in Texas?

          This was in reference to a March ruling in a Travis County court which was unable to find 21-year-old Dustin Clark of Round Rock guilty of aggravated robbery due to his use of an airsoft gun during several convenience store robberies. Importantly, jurors, during a later interview, pointed out that there was no proof that the guns were loaded or had CO2 cartridges loaded; however, more importantly, aggravated robbery can't be considered if the weapon used is not actually "deadly." Defense attorney Daniel Wannamaker had submitted a motion earlier in the trial to include the lesser charge of robbery as opposed to the more serious charge of aggravated robbery but it was shot down by the district attorney. Afterwards Wannamaker made a show of proving that his client was unequivocally the man in the surveillance video and that he absolutely was there, but that aggravated robbery was the wrong charge and it would be a literal injustice to convict for a crime that his client truly did not commit. After the verdict was delivered, Wannamaker said that the it, “should give everyone faith in the jury system and that justice will be done.”


          Could you kill someone with an airsoft gun?

          I was not able to find any sources that claim that an airsoft gun is deadly however I feel I should point out that proper gun safety training will teach you that anything which fires a projectile, no matter how safe, should still be treated as a real gun, if for nothing other reason than practicing for the real thing. Additionally, while most agree that you are much more likely to die from being beaten by an airsoft gun than by a pellet wound, it is important to remember that anything can be deadly under certain circumstances.


          The NJ day care fight club...

          Brandon's story reminded me of a recent news story from my own area, in which two daycare workers have plead guilty encouraging a fight club among toddlers at a daycare. Going against the first & second rules, they, naturally, posted videos of their crimes on Snapchat and were quickly reported, leading to their termination and arrest. Despite firing the wannabe Project Mayhem members, the daycare has seen a drastic drop in attendance since the incident went public.


          Did Carrie Fisher punch up the scripts for the prequels?

          Sadly yes. Though, prior to her death, she never would reveal what level of involvement her role actually entailed, it is safe to say that at least some of the prequels dialogue was at the hands of Princess Leia. I, for one, am choosing to believe that her only involvement was helping R2 clean up his dialogue a bit.

        • Outsiders #3: Cotard’s Syndrome

          2 weeks ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          By @charlesaustin


          Outsiders is a series that explores uncommon conditions, unseen subcultures, and unusual interests. See past columns here or follow Charles on Twitter.


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          It’s a funny thing to look in the mirror and come to the conclusion that you don’t exist. But for people with Cotard’s syndrome, it can seem like the only reasonable conclusion.


          This syndrome, identified by French neurologist Jules Cotard in the 1880s, comes in a number of forms. Some patients believe their organs are rotting or missing entirely. Others believe they are paralyzed when in fact they are clearly moving. And of course, others experience the delusion of being dead. The symptoms present a paradox—how can you summon into existence the idea that you don’t exist?


          The syndrome is rare enough that classifications are murky and treatments are not entirely standardized, but it has appeared repeatedly even before it was identified and named. Accounts range from that of a British soldier injured in a motorcycle accident, to an Iranian man who believed not only that he was dead, but that he had been transformed into a dog.


          After treatment, the soldier came to believe that his delusions about death were linked to witnessing the horrors of war. And with the Iranian man, researchers believe that the delusion was linked to guilt about a sexual encounter with a sheep.


          But of course, these factors weren’t enough to bring about the syndrome. In the case of the soldier, it’s clear that the brain damage he suffered in his motorcycle accident plays a central role. And indeed, research shows that Cotard’s correlates with abnormalities in the parietal and frontal lobes. Sometimes Cotard’s patients have so little activity in these parts of the brain that brain scans would leave you to believe they’re nearly in a vegetative state.


          As the soldier points out in the Mirror article linked above, the syndrome’s symptoms create yet another paradox: “I couldn’t process the fact I had a brain injury, which I now know is actually a symptom of having a brain injury.”


          The psychological anguish of the syndrome can lead to real physical dangers. Patients who see themselves as already dead may deduce that they are immortal, putting themselves in the way of physical harm (or often, self-mutilation or suicide). Again, as the soldier put it, he nearly starved himself to death because there was no reason to eat if he wasn’t alive.


          There are no surefire treatments for the syndrome, but it’s notable that in some cases, antipsychotics, antidepressants, and mood-stabilizing drugs can eliminate the delusions entirely. Another less common (and more controversial) treatment is electroconvulsive therapy.


          Like other disorders that can be treated with antipsychotics, such as schizophrenia, Cotard’s syndrome is wrapped up with lessons about the ways we choose to perceive ourselves. Our rationality and our trust in our own instincts can be undermined by biological factors outside of our control. There are limits to relying on intelligence and reason.


          Cotard’s syndrome is an extreme case of something more universal. It highlights the fact that we’re at the mercy of biological and psychological processes we don’t control and only scarcely understand. The only thing standing between being the person you know as yourself today and becoming a person who has a psychotic delusion that she’s dead may be a quirk in your parietal lobe.


          The idea that we are in control of our lives and ourselves is, in some sense, a delusion of its own.

        • Fan Art Friday #66: Rooster Teeth Woodburnings by MrWartburg

          3 weeks ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          It’s time for our weekly look at the best Rooster Teeth fan art from our community, curated by the fine folks at BIGBITE!


          This week’s featured artist is Thomas, AKA @MrWartburg, for this four-cube tower of wood-burnt Rooster Teeth-themed logos and symbols.


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          Thomas, a resident of Garner, Iowa, created these cubes using a woodburning kit he’s had since last summer. He started the project at the end of January, but put it on hold for a few months and finally finished it a few weeks ago.


          The piece as photographed isn't 100% complete (more like 90%). Thomas plans to drill through the blocks and put a dowel through the cubes into a base before RTX, where the piece will be submitted to the Sidequest Charity Auction. That way the cubes can be turned or even interchanged with one another.


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        • Fan Art Friday #65: Funhaus Bumper Video by Adipose_Von_Crompwell

          1 month ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          It’s time for our weekly look at the best Rooster Teeth fan art from our community, curated by the fine folks at BIGBITE!


          This week’s featured artist is Charles, AKA @Adipose_Von_Crompwell, for this Archer-inspired Funhaus opening credits video.  



          Charles, a resident of Dallas, created this video using After Effects and Photoshop after being inspired by the collected works of Chogyam Trungpa.


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        • Inside Mario and Luigi’s Plumbers Union

          1 month ago

          Rooster Teeth Poppycock

          By @charlesaustin


          Before the 1980s, the conventional wisdom was that Italian plumbers were not good at shooting fireballs and hopping on turtles. But Mario and his lanky pal Luigi worked wonders to overturn these harmful stereotypes, bringing international exposure to their humble guild of Italian plumbers in the process. But what about the rest of Mario and Luigi’s pals in the Plumbers Union Local 130? Nintendo is finally going to add them to the Mario franchise, and it’s about time. Here is everything you need to know about Mario’s plumber pals.


          Salvatore

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          Salvatore is well known in Plumbers Local 130 for his jumping skills. All of the plumbers are very good at jumping, of course, but Salvatore is clearly the best, representing the Mushroom Kingdom at the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio. However, he is a pacifist. He has never once jumped on a Goomba or Koopa and he is not going to start now. This makes him incredibly frustrating as a playable character, but that’s your own fault if you choose him. You’d think he would be a very good character in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, but he refuses to appear in those games because he thinks they suck ass.


          Wawaluigi

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          This guy is the opposite of Waluigi. He did not appear in previous games because Nintendo thought he might be too popular. He is very well liked in Plumbers Local 130, and pretty much everywhere else in the world. While half of Waluigi’s Wikipedia page is dedicated to how much everybody hates him, Wawaluigi’s Wikipedia has a very long list of his charitable work and humanitarian projects. In 2013, Complex included him in a list of 10 video-game characters who definitely DO NOT look like sex offenders, unlike his friend Waluigi.


          The Godfather

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          The Godfather took Mario and Luigi under his wing when they were just apprentice plumbers. Both young plumbers used to wear green, until The Godfather told Mario to wear red in order to increase his branding and marketing potential. The plan worked. Mario inked a million-dollar contract with Nintendo and brought his union international attention with his successful game franchise.


          Despite his eye for branding and singlehandedly making Mario into a star, he has not appeared in any previous Mario titles himself. This is because his union has fallen on hard times since the Mushroom Kingdom passed Right to Work legislation, and nearly all of his effort goes into fighting for his members. He is currently in talks with Nintendo about a Mario spinoff that deals with labor-law reform, but no firm plans have been finalized.


          Maria

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          What if Mario were a woman? Guess what, he would probably be a lot like Maria, who is absolutely not Mario. This is a different character. She actually only met Mario recently, through Plumbers Local 130. Although traditionally the plumbers union’s membership has been mostly male, Maria is making a name for herself as a hardworking, no-nonsense woman asserting herself in a man’s world. Mario and Luigi upended a lot of old stereotypes about Italian plumbers’ ability to shoot fireballs, but Maria still deals with a lot of gender discrimination. If she wanted an extra life back when she first started, she had to collect 117 coins for every 100 coins Mario collected. But Plumbers Local 130 has supported her fight for pay equity, and the United Nations now considers the Mushroom Kingdom one of the top nations in the world for gender equality.

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