Shitpost all you want here, the main purpose of this thread is to post some dank memes, pics, or RWBY related shitposts.
This thread is dedicated for that, and was made so that people would not shitpost on other RWBY threads.
#33233476 - 10 months ago
Okay, so you know how almost everybody in Remnant seems to be super OP in one way or another, but only in that one way? Well, I have a character that is so OP that he wouldn't need a semblance or aura or any of that stuff to defeat some of the most powerful enemies in RWBY!
K-Nyne, the anthropomorphic super-werewolf, custom made by the Umbrella Corporation to be a countermeasure against any out-of-hand monsters and experiments gone wrong. He's custom-made to be OP, like Dante from DMC OP.
Giant Super-mechs from the Vol. 3 finale? They shoot him with one of those beam cannons, he'll just soak it up with his carbon nanotube fur (which he uses both as armor and as a capacitor bank -> he can store and release mega farads of electricity at a moment's notice), toss 'em in the air, and flying drop-kick them out of existence! Deathstalker? Give him less than 1 second, and that thing will be impaled with its own claws. Army of androids and automated sentries? He can dodge bullets; combine that with all the stuff listed above, and they're toast!
Hell, K-Nyne defeats the laser grid from the first Resident Evil movie by using electromagnetic fields to literally tear apart the laser grid, as in he bent the lasers back into the side corridors and blew them up! No aura, no semblance. I'm pretty sure they're not gonna make him a RWBY character any time soon.
A_Dusty_Old_Qrow That one super badass
#33235793 - 10 months ago
RWBY Theory Time!
Pyrrha isn't dead, she was actually an AI and her body was actually a person named Pvt. Jenny. She's going to come back and thinks she's a ghost but after a long series of events leading to her being at a secret military organization's headquarters in Atlas, a former agent of that organization is going to reveal that she was an AI and set off an EMP killing her and the other AIs in the process. Team RWBY and Nora drive off with the remaining AI and that AI later hosts Pyrrha's memories and thus becomes Pyrrha, but Pyrrha finally sacrifices herself to run Ren's new power armor so they can combat an evil corporation looking to kill everyone in Vale for money.
#33235955 - 10 months ago
You know, that doesn't sound too different from a resurrection fanfiction I've been working on (haven't written it yet, but when I do, I'll try and animate it) where someone harvests Pyrrha's soul from the ashes of her demise (literally), hooks her up to an experimental quantum computer, and either 3D prints her a new body (which may actually be feasible) or just puts her into a robotic body.
#33236033 - 10 months ago
Yeah, I just came up with that scenario to put an OC for another world into context. I know he's OP, but that was kind of the point- a monster countermeasure meant to ensure the rise of a superhuman master race created by the most power-hungry mad scientists in the world. He's OP in this scenario because the very capabilities that I gave him using some scientific logic coincidentally worked well against RWBY enemies. That scenario is one I posted on another thread to try and give people an example of a character who's too OP so they know what kinds of limits to put on their characters. They also told me to tone it down lol.
There's also a continuation of the story where he gets split by a nuclear blast into two new werewolves which each inherit some of his abilities, the werewolf I have as my profile picture being one of them; one gains the speed and energy powers, whereas the other gains the immense strength and durability. In the end, they get reunified into an older, wiser incarnation of K-nyne who goes out to seek revenge on those who left him to die while now devoting his life to cleaning up the zombie- and monster-infested mess the world has become. Sure, the characters are somewhat overpowered, but it's balanced out by a deep story of self discovery. Sorry for the long-ass response.
A_Dusty_Old_Qrow That one super badass
#33238294 - 10 months ago
That is literal bafoonery! Combat skirts allow for extra agility due to your legs not being held back by cloth and they look awesome too! Take your bafoonery elsewhere! Oh wait, this is the RWBY Shitposting thread, carry on.