Failed Product Ideas – Extended Cut

RT Shorts: Failed Product Ideas – Extended Cut

Chris is back to pitch even more brilliant products in the extended cut that was too Kerry for YouTube.

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  • Guy... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    One of my favorite shorts

  • 6Mix

    4 months ago

    I'm curious as to if anyone would actually buy the noose...

  • DavidBatterb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    what the hell was on the toilet bowl at the end?

    • corbandioxide FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold From Northern Gavinland

      11 months ago

      And why does it FLUSH!?

  • at_ob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AHsocks>FHsocks

    1 year ago

    i really needed a suitcase to ¨store¨ my merch :/ but i think they soldout

  • Wadey2911 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    That guy at the end really needs to drink more water

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    1 year ago

    lol the noose. "should have led with that one." wow, that should have remained in the youtube version too haha

  • SupernewtX

    1 year ago

    I really want the homo guys

  • Kjata1013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Goofy Bafook

    1 year ago

    I get the feeling this is how pitches normally go with Burnie. He would absolutely give those kind of responses :)

  • DKaho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    How about we add to the store brass knuckles to knock in women's teeth in to celeberate Screw Attack being added to the Rooster Teeth family. yeehay Texas!!!!!

    • deadlygerbil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      you have a real chip on your shoulder with this one dont ya. so one person makes a comment you dont like and effectively you want to get rid of the whole thing. Jesus grow up. also your stereotyping Texas but thats cool with your moral compass.

    • DKaho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Stop stalking my posts and grow up. There is no point in trying to explain anything to you

    • deadlygerbil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      oh no i watched a video on a website i subscribe too. dude ur stupidity stands out ( a lot and i mean a lot of dislikes) i like to read comments. if u feel its ok to write the comments u make expect people to challenge them.

    • DKaho FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 months ago

      Feel better? I hope so. If not please let it all out honey. You'll feel better afterwards

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      11 months ago

      In what universe is this an acceptable comment?


      Spoiler alert: the site's Terms of Use forbid encouraging violence against any person or group of people, so in this universe, it's not acceptable at all.


      Hi, I'm a Site Admin.

    • Roderykz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Really nice guy

      11 months ago

      man, i tought spnsors were smart

    • lbradleys FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 months ago

      We spend money online. Of course we aren't smart.

  • plopez

    1 year ago

    The hardest I have laughed in a long while was when the wig came off that potato sack. bravo on the build up

  • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Moist Nugget

    1 year ago

    THAT FUCKING ON THE SPOT JOKE


    My sides are in orbit. The funny thing is how that's one of the most popular shows. In no small part due to the fact that we all enjoy Jon's misery.


    (But you're a real cool guy Jon, and you have a cool dog

  • cammysado

    1 year ago

    so when can we expect a strangerhood the video game let's play?

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 year ago

    When can we buy the cloned Gavins'

    • CarverFelcut

      9 months ago

      When they figure out how to sell a 3/5th person

  • DAVE0o0

    1 year ago

    I cant stop watching this XD

  • DerekT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dark God of things

    1 year ago

    the on the spot joke was great.

  • jeaniems FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I love people. The comments in the store are absolutely beautiful.

  • kiraraneko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ms. obsessed

    1 year ago

    A little concerned at the amount of stuff I would actually be interested in purchasing

  • Jimminy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I wonder...would RT umbrellas be a good idea?

  • masterdude94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Lol an On the Spot Noose, just for Jon Risinger. Yep. I'd like a Kerry as well please! :P

  • NotSoSpeedRuns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I am Monster Truck

    1 year ago

    I'd buy a Kerry.

  • conundrum32068 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Don't know why they cut out the on the spot noose. Hilarious.

    • NotSoSpeedRuns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I am Monster Truck

      1 year ago

      Probably just because Burnie says later that all the ideas were terrible, so it wouldn't fit since he liked the idea. Definitely still funny though.

    • SketchyLuke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      they didnt want to crash the site with everyone rushing to buy such a great product

  • deadaccount

    1 year ago

    Why is it not called a Cock Cozy?

  • CiferTorchwick

    1 year ago

    I'll take a Kerry to go

  • TJP37 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Cool

    1 year ago

    As much as I love RoosterTeeth and sponsor content, these extended cuts are a little worthless. If I've already watched the original, I'm gaining like 15 seconds of content. If you just realeased these at the same time as the other ones, but only for sponsors, it would be much better.

    • ZBK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Designer

      1 year ago

      This one actually had a good fair amount of gags added to it, so I am not really sure why you're exaggerating and saying this only added 15 seconds for us sponsors. This one was pretty good.

  • alexmunro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    poor Jon

  • Cirnochaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I am a Robot

    1 year ago

    RWBY sex doll? Where can I buy that?

    • Akizato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dinosaur Wrangler

      1 year ago

      +1 Ew

    • NotSoSpeedRuns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I am Monster Truck

      1 year ago

      Your local produce/wig store

  • lumanson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    who else immediately went to the store to try and buy the million dollars

  • bmalmquist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    What other shorts does burnie act like this. I kinda remember him being this way in random mandatory, and the sandwich ones, but not much more

  • J-Casey95 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    why no rwby sexdolls???!!!! :( X

    • Jimminy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      because rwby is a show for a younger audience and most of the characters are underage. Like Ruby who is only 15

    • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @Jimminy You didn't think that comment was serious - did you?

    • Jimminy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @LazarouDave oh...my bad sorry, I have trouble with that stuff sometimes

    • Oblivion9873 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ayy Lmao

      1 year ago

      @Jimminy ngl, highly unlikely it's meant for a younger audience considering that disclaimer in s3

  • MarineS0n2

    1 year ago

    Love how the only thing Burnie was on board for was the noose haha

    • ItsMeBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      And the Homo Guys...

  • Sase3119 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I would absolutely buy a Rooster Teeth fan

  • The_Humble_Elephant FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Never Forget

    1 year ago

    "All our favourite what? Episodes of RTES? Yeah, that'll be a huge seller." Love that.


    It's funny because that show wasn't great... Ha.

  • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I hope that On The Spot Noose makes it's way onto the set of the next episode.

    • NotSoSpeedRuns FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I am Monster Truck

      1 year ago

      That explains why there's no episode today

  • GrimmShadow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Grimm

    1 year ago

    Chris should've led with the Kerry.

  • zach2beat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    So someone at RTX is totally gonna make and put those urinal cakes in all the bathrooms right?

    • Sase3119 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      No, only half the bathrooms

  • Max_Nibler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This is one of my favorite rt shorts by far and I'd buy way more of those products than Burnie thought. I also love the idea that Arron is the customer support guy

  • iEatDONUT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'd buy a RWBY sex- I mean, I'd buy potatoes

  • MKMatty

    1 year ago

    Having watched the regular short 3-4 times since it's come out, the noose was a nice touch

  • KenReels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Video Producer

    1 year ago

    Burnie is too good of a straight man. Everytime he's in a short it absolutely kills me with laughter.

  • MJB328 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blue Team RULES!!!!!!!!!

    1 year ago

    I have to say burnie's acting was really good in this one. hes the one that really made this short funny as hell imo

  • SirDubbington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Of The Red Mountains

    1 year ago

    awww poor Jon...

  • LeDoudle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Iowa!!
    \o/





  • Goodguy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Man wish they wrote Lazer Team this way which is funny instead of just making a B movie for the masses and not just making a good movie for the fans

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    1 year ago

    Should have left the noose thing in haha

    • RiordanOwensAus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I really hope someone comes on set and gives it to Jon in the next episode lol

  • koroxus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    this is fucking amazing as per usual

  • dkcholo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hi?

    1 year ago

    so much better

  • trixielestrange FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The Noose, dear god

  • Nathanradu

    1 year ago

    why don't they make a red vs blue marker that's red on one end and blue on the other?

    • Lyokoisgreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      that is a really good idea

  • LPMEarth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I'll take about 20 On The Spot nooses, the police won't suspect a thing.

  • SchuylerS Giraffe

    1 year ago

    RT Shorts: fuck Jon Risinger edition