Dog Killer!

RT Shorts: Dog Killer!

After being assigned to a new position, Jon must unravel a deadly mystery.

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  • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TEN THOUSAND YEARS

    11 months ago

    This was a lot better than I was expecting.

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    1 year ago

    ... cock out lets go... well thats a new one

  • TheLemonEater

    1 year ago

    i just dont think they kept the notes from the old shorts, you know the neck-breaking twists at the end, with the cast cutout(s) for the story, i just dont think matt is (paper)cut out for this anymore. (hope someone gets the PIGstyle of horrible puns/references from the old work they did xD)

  • Zonnonn

    1 year ago

    Loved Matt's performance in this! Thats some quality tongue work... ladies

  • JackAnders FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    What did I just watch? I love it.

  • Lyokoisgreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    shame that there was no reference to the RT Short Picture Perfect

  • babypanthers

    1 year ago

    what the fuck is this??? I think RT is flying too close to the sun, with a fullscreen dick up the cock, and this is it burning off it's wings.

  • BrandonK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Did I just watch a short that built up to a URL based pun? I'm so happy

  • ForrnnrGhost FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold JC Denton

    1 year ago

    You're the man now, dog! YTMND represent! OG

  • Steelerfan65

    1 year ago

    The shit they came up with for Jon to say as a reaction when being questioned was gold.

  • JuggaloKlown FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Love it, good job guys

  • ProfEyebrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This was awesome. Love the shorts that take place around the office/with the guys (and gals) as themselves

  • UrbanMoe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Haha sorry but this short was weak as hell, and not the good kind of weak either

  • DaMobeck1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I was kinda expecting a call back to the talking dog in Million Dollars But... oh well

  • SRob "The Magnanimous"

    1 year ago

    Throughout this was strangely eerie. Not sure how I feel, but I'm laughing my ass off

  • the_squidd

    1 year ago

    This... just wasn't that funny.

  • KumaPichu Bonafide Wise guy

    1 year ago

    Never thought I'd get sad by seeing a disappointed Matt acting like a dog.

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    1 year ago

    kinda funny. really dark.

  • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

    1 year ago

    Great to see Matt in RT Shorts again

  • RKezizz The Worst Sponsor

    1 year ago

    Cock out, let's go!

  • AsylumManiac

    1 year ago

    So, did anyone else find this Short's script in that trashcan?

  • MilesTheGreat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zinc Saucier

    1 year ago

  • mbotten FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I can't help but feel that wasn't the first time Jon has heard the phrase 'Come on, cock out, let's go!'

  • SpencerCL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Nope, cannot be past the title. Not funny to me.


    Yes I have a stick up my ass about this.

    • thefunion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gold Stars

      1 year ago

      How about you not judge a book by it's cover and watch the video

  • avgmastermind FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Probably a very unpopular opinion, but I felt this was a weak short.


    While the concept itself is pretty funny, the execution is somewhat lacking. The whole "mutated deer" bit came from out of nowhere and didn't fit with Jon's character up until that point.


    Also, it feels like Aaron was dropped completely way too early. If he had stuck with Jon, investigating and eventually accusing him of killing dogs while wearing more and more obviously dog-based outfits, it might have made for a better payoff.


    The actual resolution felt rushed and somewhat pointless. The ending could've had a better reasoning, such as "piss everywhere dressed like a dog, blame the actual dogs, dogs get booted out of the office." And honestly it seems like they came up with the "You're the Urine man now, dog" punchline first, then built around it.


    There were some good parts of the short, Matt acting like a dog was gold, but ultimately I don't think this is one of their best shorts.

    • FakDendor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      This short had me from the start. Jon being the only person who realized the horrible truth about the office scheme, with the usual cast introduced as more and more bizarre cogs in Matt's twisted machine. Jon frantically tries to convince anyone of the truth while trying to conceal that he is not killing the many dogs in the office. Finally, Jon confronts Matt, we see the (hilarious) Matt dog scene, and then Matt butchers him in the office (or outsources the job to a clueless employee) before having Jon skinned and eaten and worn, just like the dogs Jon refused to kill.


      I honestly thought this was where the short was going. The plot seems to imply this, as Jon suspects the recipe and the fur coat, and clearly doesn't want to kill the puppy. But then, out of left field, Jon switches from the "straight man" to just another zany character when he comes up with the "mutated tiny deer" theory in coordination with Josh. We drop the "zany characters and morbid dog-related things" subplot abruptly, then have a classic scene with Matt, and then end on a weird, weak resolution.


      It's a shame because for the first third of this short I was fired up to cry "a return of the classic RTShorts!"

  • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    The first one is the hardest.

  • Bscribes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Forced Obsession

    1 year ago

    Anyone ever sit back and think hmmmmm how the hell do they come up with this stuff?!?

    • Li77lewolf FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Diglett Dig

      1 year ago

      Have you heard the conversations they have? haha

  • MoMisteries

    1 year ago

    What the Hell did I just watch?

  • Panduh

    1 year ago

    "Alright, cock out let's go" Best line from Matt ever.

  • BLJY

    1 year ago

    Well, at least we know why the shirts are late

  • Realchaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I've gotta say, I'm really disappointed with the character arc of Aaron the model. The Aaron I know would've been a bitch to get rid of. He would have hounded Jon to uncover the truth. He would have doggedly pursued answers until he got what he wanted...It turns out his bark was worse than his bite.

  • Bainbow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nuclear Fusion

    1 year ago

    What the actual fuck...?

    I approve.

  • sonny88p

    1 year ago

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    Kill them before they kill you

  • sonny88p

    1 year ago

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    Again with the dog killing?

  • thecowboi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    the thumb nail changed.

    • JoshOxley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Joxley

      1 year ago

      The thumbnails always change. Nothing is sacred.

  • R4veZer0

    1 year ago

    Matt as a dog is the most beautiful thing ever

  • Echo1034 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    What the hell did I just watch? O_o?


    Whatever it was, it was hilarious. xD

  • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Ok, I hurt now.


    Matt RT Shorts really are the best RT Shorts.

  • HarrisonFoun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Why isn't there a WTF but +1 option?

  • Draginator FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This sketch was such a roller coaster.

  • SpaceHammer30xx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I hope they never get audited by the IRS. Having to explain a 'Urine Man" on the payroll might prove difficult.

  • Kingstick07

    1 year ago

    I thought Jon's plan would be to just ban dogs from the building.

  • FirenautPhx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Phoenician

    1 year ago

    But Jon can't smell. How can he smell where other dogs have been? Unless from the sound of it, he has free reign to pee on everything. You could say Jon is now on the "Spot".


    Only at Rooster Teeth can you rub the Big Dog Matt's tummy and feed him treats. I envy Matt.

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold should always think ahea

    1 year ago

    Jon needs to star in more shorts.

  • clairesmac FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This reminded me more of the early shorts, though it may just have been Matt's presence. Brilliant!

  • ElijahMacDon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    This one was a little weird.

  • Mr_Hairball FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Jon's Wilfred costume, though

  • MarcusEmery FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    It's interesting that Matt actually listened to Jon's suggestion. I thought Matt hated notes!

  • almi1701 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Aaron with a mustache looks like Edddie Redmayne

    • LethalTomato FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Or a young John Waters haha

  • REDbent FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold redbent

    1 year ago

    so... better than "on the spot Host" ?