Murder Meeting

RT Shorts: Murder Meeting

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  • Hunter04 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hunt

    1 year ago

    This excellent RT Short is brought to you by Winchester Rifles, and Cocaine! Cocaine, it's one hell of a drug!

  • DaruSH FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Eater of Time and Basil

    1 year ago

    I started watching this thinking it was about big gus, turns out it wasn't. still funny though.

  • Jaworth

    1 year ago

    Well done with the clock joke.

  • tdi07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Loved the little throwback to Chris' line in an RT podcast of "it's a lot of food"

  • PZ_Wehttam

    1 year ago

    For some reason I thought this was social disorder because I saw Chris and Aaron I was wrong

  • vanweapon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PCMR

    1 year ago

    Oh my god so much respect for you guys with the clock joke 10/10

  • mironricardo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blarg

    1 year ago

    "Make it look like a chinese did it"

    • Jaworth

      1 year ago

      So here's a samurai sword, even though that more of a Japan thing.

  • forgottenlor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I appreciate that you want to promote RT-ES and throwing an ad in for your own stuff is fine, but Colton Dunn's intro and the RT-ES team laughing at the end did not add anything to the skit - in fact, I feel they detracted from it. In this format the intro is in the title that I clicked on and the laugh at the end felt like I'm being artificially forced to enjoy the short. Don't get me wrong, I loved the short and I was laughing, it's just the RT-ES wrapper felt artificial so completely detached from the rest of RT-ES.

    • ToastyToast77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      I sort of agree with you there. I think the opening was a little odd. It took away from the fact that it's a short and it seemed more like a clip for RT-ES. The laughing was just kind of carry-over.

      I hate to be THAT guy but, for Key & Peele, when they uploaded clips to youtube, the skit itself was snipped from the show as if they were just putting the skit up as its own video. (I only make the comparison because of Colton's previous work on K&P)

  • spaceflowerx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Head Astronaut at RTNJ

    1 year ago

    Oh my god that was amazing. It was already funny and then the clock/bomb joke pushed it over the edge. 10/10 would buy again.

  • Lolman_scott FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wasn't much context, it just jumped into a joke that would be repeated throughout and a few references thrown in on top, neat premise, quality execution but personally I'd like to see a larger picture something linking the shorts together.

  • dekajosh

    1 year ago

    Must be the Austin Police in this clip

  • aaappe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    SHOTS FUCKING FIRED AT AHMED

  • AlthiosGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Lol, timely!

  • AstridOmega FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    For whatever reason, it really bothered me that sunglasses said, "frame it on the Chinese" and then, after handing Chris the katana, part of the joke wasn't Chris wondering why anyone would think the Chinese did it when a Japanese sword was at the scene of the crime. I was sure that was gonna be the set up and the fact that it wasn't just perplexed me for the remainder of the video

    • Chris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Funny enough, here was some dialogue that was cut out that called that out explicitly actually.

    • Lolman_scott FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Can't wait for all the comments to call this out and then get shown up by the extended cut or in a "bloopers" cut

  • Cole2999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    FYI, for those who may not know, the "bomb alarm clock" joke in here is referencing a very recent event in which a Muslim high school student was arrested by police after he was reported as having a bomb, even though: 1) he explicitly said it was an alarm clock he made; 2) looked like an alarm clock; 3) made literally no insinuation or joke that it was a bomb.

    Apparently this whole situation has caused him to be invited to the White House, recognized by schools like MIT, and invited to talk with a group of engineering intellectuals.

    Just look up some key words from above if you want to read more.

    • IoSouLzZoI FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold :)

      1 year ago

      He didn't "make" it, it's got a standard PCB in it something you wouldn't "make" for an alarm clock you are going to shodderly put into a brifcase, just got a standard alarm clock, pulled the casing off then scrwed it into a brifecase and added a battery. *Disclaimer, this is from observation and could be wrong, but the PCB part I'm 100% certain on*

    • ComradeCleaner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      The kid did not make a clock. All the kid actually did was took apart a battery operated alarm clock and bolted it into a suitcase. Here's analysis of the device:

      http://blogs.artvoice.com/techvoice/2015/09/17/rev...

      The entire thing was likely just a publicity stunt orchestrated by his father and CAIR (Council for American Islamic Relations). The intent likely was to try and balance out the bad pr from attempted terror attacks in Garland in May, the Chattanooga shooting back a couple months ago, and the beheading at Vaughn Foods in Oklahoma late last year. His father has attempted to run for president of Sudan previously and no press is bad press if you want name recognition. CAIR on the other hand has previously had ties to Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood. Hamas of course are the turds who rocket Isreal every six months and the Muslim Brotherhood were the extremists who took over Egypt that got expelled by a military coup by Egypt's pro-west military. They're trying to craft the narrative that because of Ahmed Mohammed being a Muslim the police harassed him. I work in public safety and served six years in the Army Reserves (in route clearance as a combat engineer) and I don't care if you are white black jew or gentile. If you bring a ticking suitcase into a school and passive aggressively try and dodge questions about what the suitcase is you are gonna get cuffed while we wait for EOD to take apart your stupid science experiment.


    • ToastyToast77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Thank you for explaining (even though *I* got it already) for those that may not be up on current events. Sorry, people responded with conspiracy theories.

    • HarrisonFoun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      @iosoulzzol I think you mean "this is from deep seated racism"

  • cyd0nia FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Cosmic Floof

    1 year ago

    DAAAAANG

  • Craxuan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Huh. 720p and 1080p runs unusually slow for me.

    • Chris2594 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Infamous 535

      1 year ago

      Yeah they are having some issues with the player at the moment
      Have a look at Adam's journal if you want to know more but the tldr version is they are trying to get the player to use HTML5 instead of flash and are then having to re-encode almost the entire backlog of videos. Things should be good once its done though

  • Farragut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Scurvy has Him

    1 year ago

    Good Lord! Why on Earth would anyone want to put a clock in a horse?

  • wbragg87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Wasn't overly impressed by this one. Not bad, but I didn't audibly laugh, either.

  • Cryomancer42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold An Egotistical Scumbag

    1 year ago

    Anyone else know why after 2 days this still isn't available for the public?

    • cpleshek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Because you're not a sponsor. It will be available for you tomorrow at 11 AM CDT.

  • SamIAmRugby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Roosterteeth finally feels safe to make political jokes after the great Worms controversy of 2014.

    • Chris2594 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Infamous 535

      1 year ago

      Which worms was that?

    • RyanSmith5 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      When Jack named all of his worms after conservatives in the hope that the Achievement Hunter curse would kill them.

    • DrippyWafflr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Which episode? Link?

    • SamIAmRugby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

    • SamIAmRugby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      worms battleground 5, read the comments people lost their ... you know.

  • mwakin21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I didn't feel that this short was all that good through most of it, but that clock joke at the end worked perfectly.

  • fionawas

    1 year ago

    "Is that a clock?" Oh my God, that was perfect!

  • GamalEGYPT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I loved the short, except for the bomb/clock part. Political jokes are oxymoron's in nature, which is why I don't find them funny. However the rest of the short and RT-ES was phenomenally hilarious.

  • mikeypaige FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Rooster Teeth with a political joke, that's a rare occurrence.

  • HugoChenin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chug

    1 year ago

    "is that a clock?"

    awwww i see what you did there! xD


  • tomcat941 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    "Is that a clock?"

    Was this recorded as a sly dig towards the school that tried to get that kid in trouble?

  • piemanthe1st

    1 year ago

    "Is that a clock?"

  • SeanAM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Free Rick

    1 year ago

    Saw this during RT-ES, quite funny.

  • ItsMeBrad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    We're already excited to see new shorts/clips/episodes from RT and AH, so why the 5+ hour teaser posts about videos we can't watch?

    • SacredTube

      1 year ago

      Yeah I was disappointed to click on the video and find out I couldn't watch it. Still I'm sure there's a good reason as to why there's a teaser.

    • SeanAM FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Free Rick

      1 year ago

      It was shown on the newest RT-ES