Burnie The Paranoid - #418

Rooster Teeth Podcast: Burnie The Paranoid - #418

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Miles Luna, and Burnie Burns as they discuss the Nintendo Switch, Apple AirPods, Burnie’s prank paranoia, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on March 6, 2017, sponsored by Casper (http://bit.ly/2bgC0nt), Dollar Shave Club (http://bit.ly/2mNgPlK), Squarespace (http://bit.ly/290ucbK)

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  • DecoyDamsel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 days ago

    Burnie should get Joe one of those pet fountain drinking bowls, cats actually prefer running water to stale stagnant water just like anyone else. 

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 days ago

    No I agree with Gavin, I do not like wattaburger. In fact, I'm from california, In N Out all the way

  • Craft4D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold LifeIsSweet

    1 week ago

    Do you have to do that "only for people watching live" segment? I am a first member, but I am at work during the live hours.

  • JacobWillams FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Gavin, I was 5 when x-men first came out. fuck I feel old as dicks, and i'm only 22

  • betacyth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I have a first membership I just cant be bothered to make time to watch anything RT live when I can watch later whenever I want and pause it if I need to

  • kaikaips3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Well Miles, the Game Grumps Wendy's thing goes farther than that...

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    2 weeks ago

    rise up lights = razor blades


    This is hilarious. How am I going to remember this when I go to work? My memory for jokes is shit.

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    2 weeks ago

    The twin thing sounds like something one of the Nazi doctors would have thought up.

  • Happysentencdog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Idk how ratings translate I guess in different countries. But in Australia Logan and Deadpool are rated MA(+15) so as a 15 year-old you can go see that by yourself in the cinema.

  • DaebakJack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    With identical twins if they are female you could with Gavins logic give birth to yourself

  • Decrozi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime fan

    2 weeks ago

    The birthday stuff from companies is just a scam. My birthday is in March and the coupons I've been sent are the same ones that are in the newspaper. I'm now trying to unsubscribe from them as soon as possible.

    And a note on the intro: how could it have taken me this long to notice the liquor names?

  • itsmeppl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    My grandparents have one of those cell signal things in the house because their house is a dead zone and it's next to a window xD

  • Ayabara1013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Old man logan isnt specifically cannon to the rest of xmen, Logan doesnt have to be. also, split timelines. they even did that with days of future past

  • Only12spaces FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    What hidden camera scorpion thing is Burnie referring to?

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Here you go

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      And youtube because the other one probably won't work great.


  • KingR2088 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Just like Barbra, Miles isn't funny or entertaining. I really don't see it, he ruined Red vs Blue and gives Millennials a bad name. I just don't see what people like in him.

  • StevenBelang FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I agree with gavin whataburger is average and not worth the "hype" and I agree with miles big juicy burgers are the best.

  • Ayabara1013 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Burnie, Gavin's camera is GREAT for what you want to do, even the lower model panasonic lumix G85 is AMAZING oh and it has 4k and a flip out screen MIC DROP

  • username1252 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Burnies current predicament is how all prank wars in tv shows end up, he shouldve seen this coming

  • Mattyice50 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    So could you guys reboot X-Ray & Vav and make the next super villain the Power Bottom? Miles, you can totally do it! 

  • Zher0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I love how the podcast starts immediately off the rails, so good :D

  • Utukku232 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Utukku232

    2 weeks ago

    I think the person Burnie was thinking was going to play Wolverine before Hugh Jackman was Glenn Danzig (of the band Danzig).  His was actually closer to the right height, something like 5'4".

  • Jicori FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Props to Gus for mentioning the Thrawn trilogy. <3

  • G0ldPig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Awesome podcast, as always!

  • Treanomaly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Doing things with stuff

    2 weeks ago

    When is that jacket going on sale? I want one.

    Also, Horizon Zero Dawn is great. I'm glad my roommate has a PS4 that he doesn't use just so I can play it. :D

  • MartyGras2

    2 weeks ago

    Love the Nerd burn Gus :)

    What is broadcast giggling about?

    I know I watch Enjoy the Show.  Love your content Jon.   

  • AussieTooth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    pretty sure at the bottom of those emails there is always a link that says *unsubscribe*

  • bluedmon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    "Miles your a writer you can't put out a video and then say it isn't canon. Can you?"


    Me: RWBY chibi

  • axmiller FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Why is Burnie dressed like a Fed Ex guy?

    • Alluring

      2 weeks ago

      lmao freal tho.

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    2 weeks ago

    go fuck yourselves, five guys is the BEST.  church1

  • DaisySo

    2 weeks ago

    omfg I was thinking about going to Burgomaster  and hen they talk about the kirkland burgomaster and I fucking live in Kirkland. Had a little moment

  • DaisySo

    2 weeks ago

    The way that Gus freaks out when the computer makes a noise that we can't even hear is hilarious joy

  • Ryokugan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 俺はのんびりやるために生まれてきた。

    2 weeks ago

    Now that Miles brought it up with Logan, I never really got parents who are all about the ratings. I knew kids growing up who weren't allowed to watch PG13 movies until they were 13, and stuff like that. There was even a kid who stopped being allowed to hang out with me because we watched The Simpsons when he came over for dinner once. I think I was about 10 at the time.


    My parents never payed much attention to stuff like that at all; I remember seeing movies like Alien and Terminator and such while still in elementary school. It wasn't as if there weren't limits, South Park was off the table for a long time, until my mom watched a bit of it and decided that it wasn't as bad as she'd been led to believe. Video games were always fine, too. The only one that my parents ever thought was "too much" was Grand Theft Auto, and again in that case, they went out of their way to see what it actually was rather than listening to some talking head calling it a murder simulator. Over all, it seemed like their attitude was "you'll be exposed to all of this eventually, so it might as well happen while we're around to explain anything that needs explaining".


    I like to think I'm a fairly well adjusted adult.

  • ColonelSTFU FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Paranoid Burnie is Best Burnie. I haven't laughed that hard or that loud at an RT Podcast in a while. Awesome job guys!

  • contentpants FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Miles sucks, I've never liked what he brings to a podcast. The man just isn't funny.

  • Dr_Wondertainment FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Adam'sBigDick

    2 weeks ago

    Welcome to the "people who got rich off of youtube complaining about how awful their lives are" cast.

  • jclark2747 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Miles was on point this podcast. So funny.

  • Cholifut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Miles' purity and pleasantness makes the rest of the cast look like horrible pieces of shit.

  • itsmeSianyT FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I know the prank wasn't a robbery, but as someone who has experienced an armed robbery at a young age. Experiencing something like that, fake or not, it's terrifying because you go into shock. Having a gun pointed at you/held against you is the worst feeling. So I understand why so many people aren't happy with the prank, on a personal level. 


    HOWEVER, and no this isn't an excuse but, the actual prank didn't seem that long and Chris wasn't put in any harm - he wasn't even touched. If they had done the same to Chris as they'd done to Burnie it would've been a bigger problem. At the end of the day, i felt bad for Chris but i did find it a little funny as a revenge prank. 

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      As far as I'm concerned, offensive humor is okay if it's between friends and/or isn't discriminatory. I've been in a comparable situation but a prank is a prank and if no one's been harmed, there shouldn't be a problem. 

  • Pancake.Buffalo.the.Mighty

    2 weeks ago

    FUCK YEAH MILES THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO EAT BARBECUE!!!!!

  • syddthesloth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I totally feel you on the whole swearing thing. I swear like you wouldn't believe, and I work with children for my job so it can be quite difficult at times to reign it in. I've found that mixing some non-swear swears in with the regular ones really helps. For example, I use "fuck" and "good golly" as pretty much the same level of swear so that when I'm at work I can just say "good golly" and it feels similar to swearing.

  • EliBurry1000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Gus, I appreciated your Thrawn reference. 

  • Lyxane FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Miles is on fire this podcast

  • 242proMorgan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Oliver Morgan

    2 weeks ago

    When Burnie's surface was getting notifications (the noise Gus was pissed about) I thought it was my PC :)

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Hey, anyone know the last time Gavin was on a podcast and didn't spill a beer?


    I was just watching Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within a few weeks ago (-1 Lame, I know) and comparing it to a PS Pro game like Gus did isn't even fair. The graphics of that movie aren't even on par with modern RTS games anymore. Kind of sad, though. The animation is all it ever really had going for it.

  • blancpage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ModerateOccasionallyPoor

    2 weeks ago

    You're doing delayed twin birth totally wrong. Bring up the 2nd twin with no knowledge of the original. Then, send in the original twin covered in soot, in torn clothes, toting a shotgun and throw in some some sci-fi prosthetics. Twin Sr. pretends they've arrived from a decade or so in the future and reverse Manchurian candidates the more recently born twin in doing some world-saving heroics.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Okay but you're still altering their entire lives and making someone bring up one kid when they gave birth to two just for a single prank. 

  • 117forEagle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Whataburger..... excellent..... Mighty Fine.... mediocre....... Five Guys = #1 best burger ever. 'nuff said

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Never been to any of them, but due to the job of a certain person in my life, I'm obligated to agree that Five Guys is absolutely the best but is also the worst and makes a certain employee work ridiculous hours.

  • ams0510 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    My cat does the same sink thing as Joe the cat! My dad got him started on it back in may of last year when I was away for a month and now he sits in front of the bathroom and whines until I turn on the sink. It's cute but the worsttt whenever I'm actually trying to do something in the bathroom

  • HankMcCool FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    Burnie asked Miles if he would ever put something out thats just not canon and like... thats RWBY Chibi? im pre sure RT has said RWBY chibi isn't canon 

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      I'm pretty sure they don't need to confirm it's non-canon.

  • AlphaHex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    'If you want to see what we're talking about buy a first membership and watch it live'.....ignoring they changed the time recently so now I can't watch it live xD

    • DreaYoungken98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      they didn't ignore the fact that they changed the time... like, Gus literally says "live Mondays at 5pm."

      I'm sorry you can't watch it live, though. I keep forgetting that it's earlier lol

  • jakethesnak FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 weeks ago

    I love that Burnie is the one that fucks his life up the most...