People Poison Cats - #416

Rooster Teeth Podcast: People Poison Cats - #416

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Brandon Farmahini, and Chris Demarais as they discuss shipped grass, dog professions, Gavin's cat poop story, and more on this week's RT Podcast!
This episode originally aired February 20, 2017, sponsored by Audible (http://adbl.co/2lT394Y) and Casper (http://bit.ly/2lTcklN)

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  • fcb110 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    This should have been titled: "A dissection of Brandon's Farmahini's thought process." 


    Always love a hilarious Brandon episode.

  • kauboy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Any American who wants to be knighted by the English monarchy is an idiot who spits on the entire history of the United States post-revolution. We fought a war, where thousands died, to separate ourselves from that country. That victory secured Americans as having ZERO allegiance to the British crown. We could then gladly thumb out noses at the idea that anyone ruled over us. We set ourselves as equals with the crown, not as subjects to it.

  • tierney1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I normally try to find some aspect of Brandon I can relate to, but the way he's describing his business interactions ("they're HAPPY to have my business") sounds like those people at grocery stores who leave things they decided they don't want out of place/leave grocery carts in the middle of the parking lot and use the excuse "I'm creating jobs."

  • RedUnit10

    2 months ago

    Brandon is the most stupid person I have had the displeasure of listening to.

  • TakeTwoStarsAndShaddup

    2 months ago

    Brandon's always entertaining when he rages and that's every time he's on the podcast

  • will_y2112 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Brandon getting grass form California is like Gavin getting grass for his house in the UK from Greece!!!!


    That is just Mad!!  

  • LordRed67 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yes, I am a Lord. Hi.

    2 months ago

    I never enjoy seeing Brandon. He makes anything I'm watching harder to watch. I just want to enjoy the podcast. Can we not have Brandon? I know this sounds harsh, but as someone who has seen every single podcast episode, I contemplated several times just skipping this one, solely because of Brandon. He's great at his job, but he's not great on screen. 

  • Shillier

    2 months ago

    Gus Sorola for President in 2020!

  • Deaniebikini

    2 months ago

    Brandon has a looser relationship with facts than the Trump administration. In all seriousness it gets really annoying to hear a guy just keep making stuff up then just switching positions before anyone can call him on bullshitting.

  • kinshoma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Okay wtf.  I zoned out between the talk about Presidents Day then came back to hear them talking about BUYING "GRASS". That was interesting.

  • 117forEagle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    My last apartment was about 5 min away from the Flag store they mentioned hahahah i shoulda stayed at that POS! 


  • SassySoucyxo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Alright I'm only 30 minutes in so i could be proven wrong, but Chris is always known as the dumb one when he's on, but he always seems like a fucking genius whenever Brandon and him are on the Podcast together. Sorry Brandon.

  • TheAsianKid7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Haven't heard the name monty in a while... damn its been 2 years

  • Stay70573 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Jesus Christ Brandon... My head hurts now....

  • Vicks007

    3 months ago

    I actually enjoyed Brandon this podcast, he wasn't as bad as usual


    Edit: Nevermind, spoke too soon

  • MillionsBane FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Kim Jong Nam died a horrible death in an ambulance after being poisoned with VX, one of the most deadly nerve agents ever devised. His secretary reported it was splashed in his face/one of the assassins pressed a liquid soaked cloth to his face. Like other nerve agents such as sarin, the symptoms of VX gas poisoning, which is generally lethal at a dose of ten milligrams of skin contact, include: muscle constriction including that of the respiratory tract, Coughing, Excessive sweating, pain, vomiting, blurred vision, and in the case of large exposure, convulsions, loss of conciousness, paralysis, and respiratory failure leading to death.

    • Teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      +1 agree

      none of the mods made sense to my feelings about this post

  • DirkMcNealy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Brandon must bring some serious value off screen to have not been fired ten years ago. It wouldn't be the end of the world to leave the seat empty would it? And if that can't be, surely there's another warm body around somewhere. Maybe Brandon has dirt on someone and blackmails them to let him on the podcast.

  • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I feel like i'm the only RT fan who enjoys Brandon. Yeah he can be facepalmingly stupid but he's still really fun to have every now and then.

  • Zola282828 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Brandon's rant about ordering grass is by far the stupidest thing I have ever ever heard.

    Properly house train your dog!!!

    My brain hurts just trying to understand the twisted logic behind shipping grass hundreds of miles instead of teaching the dog to shit outside instead of on a balcony.

    Brandon please how can you think this is a good idea?!?!?

  • spartansheep FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    every time brandon talks i consider ending my first membership

  • Teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    what the hell is wrong with these hypocrites

    down with conservative America

    a minute later

    down with socialist north korea

    • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      ...i'm sorry but i'm reeling from the stupidity of that statement so hard that I can't come up with an adequate response

    • Teagaaaaaaan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      I'm feeling your stupidity as well

      "this person has a different opinion than me HA FUCKIN IIIIDIOT lets downvote him"

      yup I'm the fascist that refuses communication

    • DoshJavis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      People telling you you're an idiot/ loudly disagreeing with you isn't really a fascist thing

      If anything it's the most American thing ever really

    • Great_B_Rad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      uhhh I didn't down vote you. And no I don't think you're an idiot cause I disagree with you, hell you didn't even say anything that has any semblance to agreeing or disagreeing opinions. I think you're an idiot cause you made a stupid statement. What the hell does Conservative America and North Korea have at all in common? How the hell does disliking both of them make someone a hypocrite? Also they didn't say down anything, they joked about conservatives than they talked about Kim Jong Nam being assassinated. I still feel like I'm at a loss for words when I read that statement cause there is absolutely no rational thought behind it.

  • DoshJavis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Hey rest of the world, California will trade you grass for water. Deal?

    • Wastedhipmunk

      3 months ago

      large portions of Cali are flooding, we don't need any more water trust me

  • SomeKindofCaveDemon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Okay, I think that's about enough Brandon for the rest of the year :P  At the very least, I wish he wouldn't constantly take up more time speaking than the other 3 people combined.

  • _NowakP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IT Tech-Musician dude

    3 months ago

    Add some table banging and this episode will be exactly like one of the classics before they got the podcast set.


    Jesus Brandon.

  • srvvlhm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold David Kane

    3 months ago

    I love how Gavin keeps looking at his watch, hoping that it is over yet.  I like Chris and Gus. Love Gavin. Just don't let Brandon on the show anymore.

  • Faroze FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I just cant watch this. I just cant man. Brandon if you wanna get some good grass just go downtown in some alleyway like normal people gosh

  • NukularGear FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Stuff like this grass thing really make me conflicted on my opinion of Brandon

  • frontbutt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I want to write to that grass company and get them to sponsor the podcast. It would be hilarious to see Gus have to endorse a product he shit on for 30 minutes. 

  • dmrahn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Oh Chris, how do you always come off across as naive whenever you are on the podcast, but then turn around and make a valid argument for the silliest thing, like flipflops in the airport.

  • Ahskor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago


  • Shmittles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    dangit Brandon, stop it. staaaaaahp

  • murph048 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I want to see Chris's version of Narnia that's only full of hedgehogs and badgers. 

  • chaos2367 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    omfg dude stfu about the damn grass! change the subject!

  • Zanthras14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    If it's weird to get sent something that makes it convenient to take care of your dog, when you can get it locally, shouldn't it also be weird to get Nature Box if you can get that same kind of things at the local health foods place?

  • Dita98 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    i love Brandon

  • Phoenix512 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    When my cat was alive, she would be by the door when I got home and wanted to lay on me. I don't know why Gus thinks cats aren't affectionate but my cat was.


    Hearing Brandon's grass story makes me think that he shouldn't have dogs. I don't like dogs but if I did, I know that I couldn't take care of them properly. If your life or living conditions such as living several floors up apartment has you unable to let your dog go outside to do their business, maybe you shouldn't have a dog.

  • Ryokugan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 俺はのんびりやるために生まれてきた。

    3 months ago

    Everytime Brandon is on the podcast, it's like watching a horrible accident in human form. It's beautiful. Never change Brandon, you unintentionally hillarious bastard.

    • alatyr13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I always end up feeling like a calm, rational person after he's on

  • capash0023 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Can you imagine how much goddamn yelling Burnie would have been doing if he were there for brandon talking about his grass box?!

  • __nderscore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    is brandons ability to laugh at himself fully controlled by a random number generator?

    the most inconsistent humility and decision-making with regards to when to defend his character

  • dazza241 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    1:11:40 Brandon get cut off like 5 times 


    lol can't stop laughing

  • Radicalizer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Brandon always gets so animated and excited when he talks and its hilarious.

  • Neo_Baggins FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Brandon, you weren't annoying. Totally made me laugh. Can relate to the dog in a top floor apartment though. Also, just noticed that you look like Lebanese discount James Franco...

  • IanAyala FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I love that when you bring Brandon on the podcast, Chris suddenly becomes the rational one! XD 

  • jerrybronham FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    goddammit brandon

  • JeffO10 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Working at a plant Nursery, all this talk about sod hits way too close to home.

  • aredee77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Anyone else notice Brandon licking his lips alot and shaking during the podcast? Sometimes when he's not too anxious he is funny, but honestly I'd take anyone else at the company over him on the podcast. Someone who is consistently innocent and hilarious = Chris Demarais. 

  • cantab1611 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Alot of people who turn down knighthoods are republicans (in the anti-monarch sense not the America sense), which is fair enough. Alot of people have pretty good cause to be not so happy with the Royal Family, quite a bit of not so good history there. 

  • znorton29 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This episode of the podcast is the perfect example of why Gus should not hand over the reins to Brandon.

  • ACDCrocksall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    No point in talking politics now. We finally got rid of the racist, Christophobic, global socialist a month ago.

    • ADG12311990 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Meatbag

      3 months ago

      You mean "We elected the racist, Christophobic, global socialist...

  • Richclark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Been a fan since 2011 and never commented on a video before.. But man please don't have Brandon back anytime soon. Comes across like a very angry, defensive and childish man. Good on the rest of the crew for trying to keep him sane.