Cock Block Cop

RT Animated Adventures: Cock Block Cop

A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt.


Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398


Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Tanya Fetzer

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  • Lethonai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Brown Canadian

    3 weeks ago

    That Titanic reference with the steamy windows killed me

  • CruxPhoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mike

    3 weeks ago

    I love the dick they snuck in on the steamy windows

    • Connor_J_Bailey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *Finger Pistol*

      3 weeks ago

      That is an arm not a dick.

    • CruxPhoenix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mike

      3 weeks ago

      Yeah, but the streak left behind looked like one. I went back and looked a bit more closely and I may have been too quick to judge

  • IbeanAdler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Hey, it's the same cops from Burnie's story when he rushed the field in the Burnie's Drunk Touchdown RTAA!

  • xJPx15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Try to say that title three times fast. :)


    • JiggyTurtle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      cockblockcop cockblockcop coplopcock 


      damn it

  • legofan1422 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Chris' and Mile' stories are the best

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    3 weeks ago

    Like I said, best podcast ever. Also I have no clue why Burnie was there, the podcast consisted of Blaine, Chris, Miles, and Barbara exclusively because Burnie and Gus couldn't make it that night.

    • LazarouDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Can't afford Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I was about to type the same thing - glad i'm not the only one to notice

  • MythicGears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mythic Gears

    3 weeks ago

    wait, parks close in the states? 

    • farson135 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      Some do. The reasons vary. Some close early for maintenance. Some do it to prevent kids from finding a dark place to have sex or use drugs. Some do it for liability reasons (if a jogger has a heart attack, and dies, people are going to ask where the patrolmen were). Some do it to push crime elsewhere. Some do it to prevent people from camping out. Some do it for a mixture of all the above, and more. 

    • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      I've never thought there was any other reason than homeless people. In the cities, anyway. I'd think they'd need to do that everywhere. 

  • Sparksly FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Uh, Jordan, Burnie wasn't in that podcast. It was Blaine.

  • mvt997 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    i love that alot of rtaas are coming from this podcast, its one of my favorite podcasts ever


  • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    The cops partner was the short mexican female cop that punched both her fists into Burnie's chest to knock him down in Burnie's Drunk Touchdown. The only reason I noticed that is because I literally watch that RTAA like ten minutes ago. Nice callback.

  • greeny074 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Thing is, Burnie wasn't in this podcast at all. It was Blaine, Chris, Miles and Barb.

  • Ryan_Marshall FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ryan Marshall

    3 weeks ago

    I feel like they missed a major pun by not calling the episode "Copblocked".

  • Guy... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Why is Burnie in this instead of Blaine? :o

  • maluscaleb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    oh first!