Bikes, Food, & Farts

RT Animated Adventures: Bikes, Food, & Farts

A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead!


Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382


Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Johnathan Floyd, Jordan Battle, and Quinn Weston


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  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    3 days ago

    I'm with Burnie and Barb on this one. When I eat stuff with my hands, they're usually not freshly washed and then I lick my fingers afterwards (I know, I know). Food that I dropped on the floor or the ground is probably cleaner than my fingers that I lick...


    Also, first appearance of Funhaus on RTAA!

  • Kerisato

    2 weeks ago

    And here I thought I'd outgrown the age where simple fart jokes could make me laugh.

  • MartyGras2

    3 weeks ago

    Awesome RTAA XD

  • LeeQuadradupidlePeterCubbernaut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 weeks ago

    Shout-out to "background gags" written on the white board 

  • Glyphwright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hipster of Masochism

    3 weeks ago

    What was that delicious food that they wanted to eat off the piss-stained floor I wonder?

    • LoneSerenade FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      You dont have to wonder, there's a link right there to the podcast that it happened in. You can click that and see.

    • Glyphwright FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hipster of Masochism

      3 weeks ago

      I thought about adding "obviously I'm not going to watch a two hour podcast just for this one bit", but I didn't think anyone would be dumb enough... oh right, RT comment section.

    • Zendicar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 weeks ago

      Seeing as I hadn't seen this podcast yet, the food was a cookie and it's at the 24 min mark.

  • TomotheYoshi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    This may be total BS since I heard this on the radio, but apparently the 5 second rule is really the 30 minute rule if the food is dry since it takes 30 minutes for bacteria to actually affect the quality of the food, but that for like a potato chip or something uncooked. If it's cooked or not dry, then yeah your just asking for trouble.

    • swordking123 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      well the 5 second rule is bullshit because the second it touches the ground the bateria are already on it! You can't move your body fast enough for it to touch the ground and nothing get on it. Watch the VSauce video on it

    • Lunarex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      The transfer of bacteria is pretty much instant(less than a second) when you drop stuff on a contaminated surface, but yeah the longer you leave it the worse it gets.

    • Raresh

      3 weeks ago

      I remember a Mythbusters episode that tested this myth. Here's the 3 minute version:
      Five-Second Rule MiniMyth on Discovery.com

  • 6Mix

    4 weeks ago

    "Things we like"

    "The fans"

    Well, damn

    • edotvee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      "Background Gags"

  • masher14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Anime Reference

    4 weeks ago

    The "Food" segment's animation quality... through the roof, man. Well done.

  • eltoroguaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dope artist

    4 weeks ago

    You must always lock a bike to its frame. Either the frame to the back wheel or to the bike stand. Because all modern bikes have this lever to open the wheels. You can remove it without any tools. If you lock only the wheel, anyone can just detach it and run away with the rest of the bike. The rare wheel is harder to remove cause of the gears, but it's still possible. So always lock with the frame!

    Come back another day for Guaco's lessons in life :D

    • ShatteredShadow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 weeks ago

      But they can still steal the wheels though, can't they?

  • BluntObjekt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

     butt joy  Gavin's parents in Michael's imagination were hilarious.   lawrence just keeps rolling along.   

  • Whoisyou FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold "Aut Caesar, Aut Nihil"

    4 weeks ago

    Animated Lawrence's chin could probably cut granite

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    "God dare you."

    Burnie Burns, 2016

  • RavenSugara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 weeks ago

    I really enjoyed the background gags note. Well played.

  • Badpuns83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The video keeps stopping midway saying that it's unable to play.  Is anyone else having that problem?

  • Agreyon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sponsor

    1 month ago

    Jordan's animation skills are fine the process of aging fine wine, the longer he does it the better he becomes

    • Gumper30 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 weeks ago

      Jordan no longer animates these, he directs the animation crew what to animate.

  • Rogue_Zombie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Spawnsore

    1 month ago

    Burnie - "Don't look at me, she's the one who looks terrible." hahaha

  • Merkus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Amazing


  • JungleCorp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    They should hire the RT guys to animate the faces for Andromeda

    • Kerisato

      2 weeks ago

      I feel as though a Mic should be dropped here.

  • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Love the perspective on the food one!

  • extraonthesi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    That white board...

    • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I feel like it's been in RTAAs before and just gets more added every time. I'd love to see a compilation

  • Kgian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold K

    1 month ago

    The animation is looking good in this one! Even the four of them looking down talking looked great.

  • Sase3119 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I'm a little disappointed in some of the choices for what to animate recently. The farts part was fantastic, but the food off the floor/shoes really didn't add anything to the conversation by being animated. They just stood there and talked in animated form.

    • Caverness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Criticism will always be downvoted, but I have to agree. This is similar to the Gavin or Gaggle thing, I think the best animations are made of stories told to add the visuals. To each their own!

    • Sase3119 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Yep, and they've said before that they agree too. That's why they don't usually animate stuff from let's plays, because it already has visuals

  • kaikaips3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Animated Lawrence looks a little weird

  • shmanel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So when it says "Arguing with Beer" does that mean with a beer in hand?  Or should I just picture the various AH guys yelling at a glass of beer?

  • Gamer3427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold taC terceS

    1 month ago

    So let's be honest. 99% of us either paused the video or stopped paying attention to what they were saying so we could read the background, didn't we?

  • MrClarko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Can someone tell me why RTAA never fucking works, "The video playback was aborted due to a corruption problem or because the video used features your browser did not support."

    • nicus9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      Have you tried a different browser? Kind of need more information on your set up if you're expecting an actual solution

    • JeremyJasonA FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Content Creator Guy

      1 month ago

      It definitely is frustrating. I watch in Chrome on a Mac and for whatever reason it's ONLY RTAA that fucks up with that exact error message half way through every episode when I try to watch it. Every other show plays perfectly fine, but RTAA shits the bed every time I try to watch it. As a loyal fan, I open up another browser and mess with the settings until I get the full episode...but I really shouldn't have to do that...

    • Caverness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      This probably isn't the problem, but whenever I get this it's due to my audio driver or a change in speaker/device, which aborts the current one.

    • MikiMieko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      I'm on Chrome on a Mac and I've never had that issue before, so I don't think its either of those. That sucks :/

  • Milo_WN FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Secretly a Wizard

    1 month ago

    Finally the FH guys in an RTAA

  • alan377 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Alan377

    1 month ago

    This just became one of my favorite. Right behind headlight fluid. Haha

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    1 month ago

    Kinda sad they didnt continue with the off topic and get to greg banging corndogs. That dude flew all the way there just to refute the fact he bangs corndogs. 

  • AutumnOnFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold How may I be of service?

    1 month ago

    Animation quality was surprisingly good

  • DrippyWafflr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Things we like:


    Fans


    FIRST Memebers 


    haha

    • BigBadBob70 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      yeah, like we don't know that already

  • Mjfrodo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The bottles in the background have angry faces on them.

  • Mr_Charles_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Martial Guitarist

    1 month ago

    "Fucking podcasts"

    Agreed!

  • Bismarckee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    read the whitboard

  • Gaver69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    the fucking flower!!! lol

  • tahupierce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    "Things We Like: background gags"


    Ole Jordan getting meta on us. 

  • Guy... FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    The second segment with the cookie that was dropped is at 23:58 (in RTP #382) (Gavin drops the cookie after 14:04) :)

    • OskarrTheNinjaHobo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      3rd comment and already providing the source we need? You, my sir, are a hero!

  • atadsp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I agree with Gus on this one

  • Monokite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    They don't like the Fans, but Love the First members, hurrah!  gavin michael

    • Monokite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      How's that flamebait, it's called paying attention to the RTAA and the background

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      No, it's straight-up flamebait.

    • Hafgan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      He was just pointing out what was written on the board behind them on the last segment. it says "the fans   FIRST Members"