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Geoff's Burger Discount

RT Animated Adventures: Geoff's Burger Discount

Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why.


Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2


Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Tanya Fetzer & Andrew Lhotsky

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  • Queenagentnewtexy

    4 months ago

    that guy seems scary, and well him changing the price like that makes ya wonder if he is just doing it to mess with them.


    I'm so glad that I don't go there, better to get food that isn't given by a guy like that.


    this was still funny.

  • Flavio815 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Sometimes its better to just keep your mouth shut and go with it, or not!

  • Lucifer_Morningstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "why do you keep opening your mouth at that point"

  • Tropes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Am What I Am

    5 months ago

    Casino el Camino is awesome. And for people who don't know, it's only like two or three blocks from the convention center at RTX!

  • YoBoySarge FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold You just got sarged

    5 months ago

    Little did that guy know, he did get the professional hookup. His place got its own RTAA and now he will get more business because of it

  • korbitr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Roller of Ones

    5 months ago

    Oh, Geoff...

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    5 months ago

    And in that moment we were all Ryan.

    Except Geoff...

    • ExplosiveNinja FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      YOUUUUU!!!!

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      5 months ago

      @ExplosiveNinja

      me?

  • LittleBeny FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    My lungs hurt from laughing...

  • c550456 17th Sharder

    5 months ago

    I feel like this would have been a funnier video if I understood what the hell Geoff was talking about when he mentions this Emo's place. What the hell is a "professional hookup" place?

    • LoafyChaos

      5 months ago

      By "professional hookup" I'm pretty sure he's referring to the two businesses (or their employees) doing favors for each other. For example, he might give the employees there a discount because they give him a discount. Sometimes local businesses will even form groups where everyone in the group gets special treatment. It's not as common as it used to be since it's harder to manage and generally less efficient, but the sense of community it provides can be worth it.

    • c550456 17th Sharder

      5 months ago

      @LoafyChaos thanks. Not sure what about my comment made people feel the need to downvote it, but I appreciate the information.

    • Tropes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Am What I Am

      5 months ago

      Businesses on and near downtown Austin's 6th street will sometimes give discounts to other employees of businesses in the area. For example, a liquor store on 5th gave me about 20% off because I worked at a gym near there, and I got pizza on the cheap at Ropollos, which has been in other RTAAs

    • TheRussell15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 months ago

      In my Junior year of high school I was a cashier at the McDonald's near my house, and they do the same thing for anyone who works at the stores/restaurants in the same shopping center. I had no idea that was a thing until I started working there

  • PaladinTristan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    That guy is a fucking genius. He can just keep doing that to people and keep getting massive tips from suckers.

    • JacobSB FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      i mean if was for 3 months hes discounting them and he only stops when they say something...60 bucks isnt really gonna make up for it.  Say he was saving only 10 bucks(he makes it seem like more) twice a week after 3 months hes saved 240...60 bucks doesnt fix it in the owners favor.

    • gurblefield FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I wouldn't say it's only 10 bucks he is saving... If he is paying 10-15 bucks but gets 4 burgers, that's basically 3 free burgers, saving 30-40 bucks on that meal. That's a pretty big discount.

  • picford FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I went there RTX 2015, that was a great burger. Of course it was broad daylight when I was there.

    • W1ndsor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      wheres it at? may stop by during RTX this year

  • AbusiveSnaga FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Best episode by far

  • RandomChineseGuy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    one time I went with my friends to some county carnival. I played one of those dart-balloon games three times for $5 a try. I handed the booth guy $20; he thought I gave him a $50. I got a little stuffed dog and $25.

    • HalcyonHusky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      You are a thief XD. Like, I'll score free food and shit, but I never take improper change, that can get a guy fired, they never notice and extra shot or a slice of pizza missing XD

  • irishChris FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IrishChris

    5 months ago

    So Geoff can still Geoff it outside of work..amazing.

  • CaseyE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    0:39 text writer why you gotta come for me like that 

  • ShmileyPunx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Drunk Punkard

    5 months ago

    Haha! I had like three people try to sell me drugs at El Camino

  • itoa5t FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    He's not lying about the tough individuals there. My roommates and I go to Casino el Camino every so often, great burger, just try not to look at anyone the wrong way 

  • Tudpool FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    He just cost himself a beautiful thing.

    • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

      5 months ago

      Better off telling the truth than the guy finding out on his own. He would have been way more pissed if he would have tried to get a discount at the club he thought Geoff worked at. 

  • DocNameless FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Another example of how all white people look the same. :D

  • RemyLeBro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Classic Geoff! +1Ditto if you agree!

    • Tudpool FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Classic RemyLeBro +1 EndMyExistence if you agree!

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Lol, this has -98 Lame. Looks like this comment backfired for ya. :P

  • WffleTramplr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Shoulder Ryan is the best

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    5 months ago

    id have said "oh, ya, thats me, i totally work there, that makes sense. well, thanks!" 

    • D4K44R1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      And then never go back ever again.

  • The-RQTech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Rage

    5 months ago

    They're just animating this now??? goeff said this years ago 

    • mr-kab-uki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      To be fair, they now have The RT Podcast, Off Topic, Always Open, Fanservice, and other podcasts and productions to get material from now. They're literally on top of a never ending gold mine.

    • The-RQTech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Rage

      5 months ago

      This came from early off topic which was out before always open and a few of the other ones so the gold mine only opened last year and they would usually make rt aa's of content from the past week or so unless they did it from drunk tank podcasts 


      off topic started in 2015...

    • WffleTramplr FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Off Topic #2 is from a little more than a year ago, this isnt surprising. Jordan probably has a huge backlog of potential animations going back quite a ways anyway

    • The-RQTech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Rage

      5 months ago

      jordan doesn't make em anymore tho...


      also it's only for rt/ah specific stuff the other "brands" have their own animations 

    • The-RQTech FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Rage

      5 months ago

      Love how this got downvoted just because I was surprised they just animated it now and the other comments where I pointed out facts that this came out in before most of the other podcasts even started and then stating the obvious when saying jordan doesn't animate these anymore 

  • OnlyAverage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I remember this one

  • Galvatron64 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Galvatron64

    5 months ago

    This looks interesting