Josh vs. the German Stripper

RT Animated Adventures: Josh vs. the German Stripper

Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate.


Audio from RT Podcast #353

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  • Kerisato

    1 year ago

    Why not make yourself scarce in those 10 minutes?

  • Legit-Purpose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    1 year ago

    It's always the Arnold Schwarzenegger accent

  • CaptainKCCO42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    IT TIME SNU-SNU!

  • ECHORANCHER

    1 year ago

    Wow Josh and I have more in common than i expected, we're both 5'7 and we are great at making excuses not to train!

  • KurtMarkuson

    1 year ago

    I really want the German Stripper to become a recurring background character in this series.

  • CSLMuramasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Demon Blade

    1 year ago

    Idea for RTX. Set up a confession booth where everyone can tell their best strip club stories. Take the best ones and edit them into one giant RTAA.

  • Djpon0812

    1 year ago

    You guys go to the most weirdest strip clubs if stuff like this happens.

  • EMHazard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    There could be a series just of all their stripper stories.

  • Xeranar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Tall women need love too....I mean, American Women average is 5'5", one standard deviation is barely over 5'7", basically if you see a woman over 6' in America she is practically an unicorn. Which makes me so sad....I'm over 6'3" and I prefer somebody far closer to my own height than a stubby person.

    • CSLMuramasa FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Demon Blade

      1 year ago

      I don't think her being tall was the problem. I think it was that she was too pushy. I don't have a problem with tall girls, but if I say no thanks and her response is to grab me and try to drag me away, we're going to have a problem. The problem being I'm too short to fight back.

    • Captain_d00m FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Duder

      1 year ago

      I would love to date a tall woman. I'm a dude who's 6'6, but the tallest girl I've ever dated was 5'9. On average, the girls I date are like 5'3. For some reason, I always end up with short girls.

  • HarrisonFoun FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    For as handsome as he is, I think Blaine's RTAA character is the ugliest.

    • Xeranar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      For some reason he looks like an ape with the full wrap beard....It's a weird look given the art style.

  • ChristianKu2

    1 year ago

    She's German, we Germans have a inner working clock which is accurate as fuck. So the ten minutes were exactly on the millisecond! Poor Josh btw...

  • ctrasco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Was she hot? Who gives a shit if she's tall.

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Having a nyaeked baudy against yoo is still better than being smothered in tittayz.

  • SerenityWind

    1 year ago

    That cybernetic organism part reminded me of The Secret World Alex Mack.

  • RogueDelta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Honestly, not getting the lap dance may have been for the best. Who knows if his pelvis would have survived.

    • NobleKos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      doesn't matter, had snu-snu.

  • zen_money FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Darque Chocolate LOL. I thought the spelling was "Dark Chocolate" for a long time

  • qtilley44 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I would of went for it, although im 6.5

  • Handsy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Ametuer

    1 year ago

    I'm just glad that Josh and I are the same height. I don't know why that makes me feel better about my height but... it does.

  • godzylla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    jesus H. this story is even funnier when its animated.

  • Alexshow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Time to change a thing..

    1 year ago

    Compared to Dark Chocolate, Josh had the better end of it compared to Miles.

    • Aeyvern All Hail the King in the

      1 year ago

      I don't know, Miles at least got boobs in his fac

  • ButlerKuro FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I legitimately hoped that Josh ended the story with "and then I got the lap dance and she wrecked my pelvis." in a defeated voice.

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    1 year ago

    While the German Stripper was very intense, she has good taste in men.

  • Scuzz83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I hope German Stripper gets an appearance in the next scripted RTAA

    • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

      1 year ago

      her and dark chocolate just having a pow wow with robo gus

  • ColdestTooth259 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Like a Puma

    1 year ago

    this was hilarious

  • HemboHero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wot

    1 year ago

    The liquid terminator reappearance animation was great. (1:18)

  • christophersass12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I honestly thought there was going to be a reference to the last strip club story xD

  • danthemuffinman Youtube/user/Thedan7933

    1 year ago

    IT HAS BEEN TEN MINUTES

  • Arizona_Joe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Every strip club has that 1 girl who's the comic relief. She serves the purpose of giving you a strip club story that isn't ass cheeks slapping against your face.

  • VIPER2151 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Seriously where the hell do you all go when your not working cause its never a dull moment with you people

    • BlindmanV2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Seriously wish I could live like that.

  • Godly_Caboose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Matthew Orr

    1 year ago

    WHAT YOU NEED IS MY NAKED BAHDY AGAINST YOU

  • TsarNickyII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Is this the first time Josh was a main character in an RTAA?

  • ToastedFIFA Nice Orange Marmalade

    1 year ago

    Shoutout to Darque Chocolate.

    • Audemus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 year ago

      Imma smotha you in mah tittays

  • Aerwrek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold #LIFECUBED

    1 year ago

    Good call, seems like a classic death by snu-snu scenario.

  • KM3R FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    Josh is so funny! I want him in more podcasts!!

  • Mr_Charles_Casey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Martial Guitarist

    1 year ago

    This makes me very excited for the next Omnibus!

  • GogglesFTW FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 year ago

    I've been waiting so long for the RTAA from this podcast