The Joneses - #1

Relationship Goals: The Joneses - #1

Expecting parents Michael and Lindsay talk first times, letting go and paternity tests.  It's his. 99% sure of it. 

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  • joules FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Great show idea, can't wait to see more.  Regarding the hockey table, I used to slam my head on ours all the time when I was little so that is a real issue.

  • Teshiku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Maybe have The Smallest Educational Device play into the announcement of the next segment instead of announce -> music -> announce/segment. The music (to me, as I can't say for anyone else and would not try to) seems to break the flow a bit. Good stuff, just a little too involved for a segment break.

    Also, does it seem like a Roosterteeth pre-school could be a thing? Enough people getting married, having kids, parents working odd/long hours and sometimes hard to get a hold of. There's socializing, animals to familiarize with, quite a variety of skills and equality to look up to. Plus gives all the toys that keep getting bought a great area for tax write off.

    • Irox1987 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Why must you hard think much so?

  • BigDaddyDeadpoo1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigDaddyDeadpoo1

    6 months ago

    The sax player had some sweet nipples..........................oh yea, and the show was really good too.

  • selena902 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    AAAAHHHHH mY HEART

  • Jrex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gus Sponsor

    6 months ago

    huh so this is what RT re-tooled Patch into? all kidding aside, great show.

  • shannonrose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mtvtdchng

    6 months ago

    The band playing between segments got old fast for me - I love the idea of having them at the beginning and end, but it disrupted the flow of the show way too much.

    I did love the show though, the segments were great for both comedy and actual conversation, and I love the way Geoff and Griffon play off each other. Looking forward to the next episode!

  • slydog24sb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    dug the band

  • erick_3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i want ryan and meg or his wife

  • BrokenDylanD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This is easily the best podcast available to rooster teeth listeners right now.

  • bgliedt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Michael and Lindsay have me cracking up on this. Great new show.

  • cats-pajamboree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i love seeing this side of michael and lindsay's relationship, where we get to see michael as a giant dork who is head over heels for lindsay instead of the other way around it's adorable <3

  • Sandshinobi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I love the band.

  • thealexalcala FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Ashley and Burnie next?

  • Mysticaxe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i just love this show so far! I think everyone who is married or engaged at Roosterteeth could/should make an apperance... but first few episodes would be nice of just AH... just to get them out of the way

  • RWBY1940

    6 months ago

    Brilliant! Loved everything about the show, It has a unique feel too it.

  • Mollsissobored FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    i don't really watch RT's podcasts or at least when i do, i don't really pay much attention. But this was absolutely one of my absolute favorite shows on RT yet. Griffon and Geoff were great hosts, even if it was a little shaky at the beginning, they hit their stride early on and kept the conversation interesting and funny. And i loved learning more about the couples, im so excited for the next episode! Relationship Goals is podcast goals <3

    • sugarspaz26

      6 months ago

      Ah then you wouldn't know that Geoff stole that bottle of champagne from a coworker and promised not to open it... he mentions it on an Off Topic Podcast. 

  • Mainard FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Love the vibe of the music interludes. Maybe add some graphics for each bit during the music.


    This was great!

  • TomChesser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Wouldn't it be nice is my favorite segment from any show ever. I'm dying of laughter.

  • Jembu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I think a cool thing to think about if you decide to keep the 'Let It Go' segment... You have to agree to get rid of the thing your partner has picked out of yours in order to get rid of the object you picked out for your partner.

  • Yort2424 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RedYort2424

    6 months ago

    Great first episode! I would love to see more!!!

  • RT_Fullmetal FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This is a really cool new show. Geoff and Griffon are great hosts! The mix of comedy and sweet relationship stuff is definitely hitting my weak spot.


    Also, I know that Ryan's wife has no reason to appear in RT content, and I know being a Vet doesn't give her a lot of free time, but if she ever appeared in any show just once, I wish it were this one.


    Also Also, that book cover is hilarious.

  • RavenSugara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Streamer/Fic Writer

    6 months ago

    wouldn't it be nice is a terrible passive aggressive battle that is both humorous and makes my skin crawl

    • RavenSugara FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Streamer/Fic Writer

      6 months ago

      Also hey- everything surrendered to let it go should definitely get signed and raffled off for the next Extra Life

  • SailorVe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ☾❤☀

    6 months ago

    I worked past 11pm most days in high-school. Lindsay's parents may have meant well but that is crazy.  

  • Ahnahleesah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    this is my new favorite show

  • darkmoonnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I almost passed out from suddenly laughing so hard at Lindsay's 'wouldn't it be nice' I'm dead

  • cobiwankenobi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    The baby cant be named griffon cause shes already gonna be named Taylor Jones!!!!!

  • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I now understand the Off-Topic Champagne 

  • spaceflowerx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Head Astronaut at RTNJ

    6 months ago

    I love

  • Jessieatscheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This was so cute. I adore the cheesy throwback set. I can't wait to see who else is going to be guests on this show!

  • ninja_yodeler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Great start to the show, anything with geoff in it is a favourite! I will say the house band is a little odd, sort of disrupts the pace and doesn't seem to fit in. But it's early days yet. 

  • Alchoppo97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I finally got my internet back and this was the first thing I watched on the site. Loved it. 


  • CalebWillett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    They need to have Ryan and his wife on this show.

  • Rook291 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    After a while I started to really dig those longer jazz segments

  • anickels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Great show can't wait to see what other couples will come on in the future.

  • Vevenstick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SVICK

    6 months ago

    Really good concept for a show. Especially with the chosen hosts.

    I agree the band interludes feels lacking, but I wouldn't say they are too long or anything. Most likely it's just the fact that we (the audience) have never seen an RT Production with a live band, so it's new and different and it will definitely take some getting used to.


    I would like to point out that the style used for the credits doesn't work with the speed at which the credits roll, the names and titles seem to be blurry unless you pause the credits.


    Lastly, Michael does not look like he's in good shape here. Which is odd, since in all of the other productions he looks really fit, especially with Lazer Team 2 coming up, but just his posture on the couch made him look bigger than when he's in a Let's Play or on Off Topic.

    • ToastyToast77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      I thought the same thing about Michael. Somehow this particular appearance gave him somewhat of a dad-bod situation when I know for a fact that he's been getting in excellent shape for LT2

  • Magisey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    the bathroom story had me rolling with laughter. Holy crap. A+

  • SamanthaIAmtha FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Watching Michael squish Lindsay's face out of love literally just made my life infinitely better and made me believe true love is real. 

  • GanglyLimbs9947 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    I'm going to be honest, when they were doing the Wouldn't It Be Nice segment, I did not think Lindsay's would be that she wished Michael wouldn't ask to pee between her legs as she uses the restroom. Really loved this, only criticisms is that the music, at least the second music break, went on a little too long. The rest was great. 

  • breeanna FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian 2017

    6 months ago

    I really really love this!!! I laughed a bunch and could not stop smiling. My cheeks actually hurt. This was the perfect way to spend my Valentine's Day - and I don't feel lonely! I just feel happy. Seeing relationships like this makes me feel so warm inside. I am super excited for more episodes of this! Wonderful job, y'all!

  • EnderOfMidnight FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Are those things going on ebay? That would be cool.

  • PrimalChaos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Micheal and his childhood sounds exactly like my childhood XD 

  • Dortanson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    love the sweet smooth jams of the band.

  • ZeusBaxter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THAT Guy

    6 months ago

    I love it! What a great show. I love the different tone and content. Super funny to see the back and forth of the relationshipers at RT a little more openly and natural.

  • tbakke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Kill the house band. I understand they are supposed to be cheesy, but.. axe them.

  • Daemon689

    6 months ago

    Wow. This show was way better than I thought it would be. This show can go as long as you have guests, I'd love to see more Rooster Teeth company couples make their way on the show. Even have special guest couples, maybe other YouTube personalities, or others. Definitely have cocktails for guests so they loosen up. As this episode started it seemed a bit more stiff, but as it goes on both couples start loosening up, and as that happens each segment got better. One funny segment would be like a "bedroom spice" segment, introduce new, weird, and funny fetishes/sexual accessories, or other ideas. Make the guests actually talk about those things with their significant others and kinda set them up to be forced to admit things, or have the guest couples try to work together to set up a sex swing with no instructions, depends on how adult you guys plan to make this show and what guests would agree to. This show has the potential to expand and add a lot of new content. I would also think some games that either challenge the couples or test their knowledge, like the newlywed shows, or make up new games and force guests to play them.

  • nutmeag FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    This was awesome! I would love to see some of the less talked about couples, too. And then the golden snitch - the Haywoods. 

    • Give_me_milk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trickstress

      6 months ago

      Rarer than a lightning creeper

  • KeiruNicrom FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold KeiruNicrom

    6 months ago

    now the Champaign on Off Topic makes sense. sweet

  • YoungMonkey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PolyglotChimp

    6 months ago

    Couples we need: The Haywoods, The Hullums, The Dooleys, and The Sorolas.

    • Nogisaka FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Don't forget the Patillos and the Free/Turney union.

    • Lorhechapol FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      Miles and Kerry 

    • armadil_Lo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lauren

      6 months ago

      Don't forget Burnie and Ashley too. :')

    • cats-pajamboree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 months ago

      also the soon to be burns couple 

  • snowglober FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    6 months ago

    Cuteness overload!!!

  • Delta201

    6 months ago

    this is an amazing idea for a show. My only complaint however is that the transition from them talking to the band playing is abit awkward, perhaps more of a slower transition will be smoother?