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Episode 84: Strong Male Figure

Red vs. Blue: Episode 84: Strong Male Figure

Church and Tucker admire the new abomination.

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  • megasean3000 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    So why would Sister be assigned to a team against his brother? :O

  • G4mbl3

    3 years ago

    "Ya!...Wait what!?"

  • whatnow165

    4 years ago

    what are girly laps what the heck is girling lap

  • Perraith

    5 years ago

    "See him for like 8 hours, every other weekend, and send checks to some woman I hate."

    So you planned on being like my brother? Not a very high bar, Tucker.

    "Tell him how his dad got to third base with you!" - Caboose Hahahaha!

  • BrastainHilb

    5 years ago

    I thought they had 3 dead peaple.... oh god does that mean . .. . -crash- oh shit its blue BLAARARRRRG

  • radogull9

    5 years ago

    "Yeah, and they said girls couldn't ejaculate either, but guess what?!"

    "Yeah!!! Wait... what?"

  • knottya

    5 years ago

    im not kiding me SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE GIRLY LAPS i look everywere TELL ME IM GOING TO GO INSANE

  • Angdor

    5 years ago

    this is total biscuits wtf...are girly laps

  • KamiNoZonbi

    5 years ago

    th fuck are girly laps

  • pron1nja01

    5 years ago

    YEAH!! Wait, what
    lol

  • fffaux FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Ahhh, this takes me back, back to the days where i would lay on the bank of the ditch behind my school in the two or three cool days we have in Florida and watch the fifth season on my Zune after school.

    Good times...

  • inet911

    5 years ago

    Whenever sister says something someone always says "Yeah!!!... wait what?"

  • Bbqsauce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 years ago

    Griff's sister is the most hilarious hyper-sexual chick ever!!!

    Wait, what?!?!

  • SH0T

    5 years ago

    Ask the alien if he like Grifball! :D

  • ACookieGurl

    5 years ago

    WTF are girly laps XD

  • NeoSchnitzel

    6 years ago

    I HATE THE ARBYS COMMERICAL RAGE!

  • RedFoxA308

    6 years ago

    Are there actually caves and ruins under Coagulation or is that another map

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    Caboose: Tell him how his dad got to third base with you....

    Church: CABOOSE!!

  • AgentHunter

    6 years ago

    Hahahahahaaa!!

    Caboose: Its emotional conversations like these that make me miss my mom! LOL

  • MattM

    6 years ago

    I love watching old episodes!

  • ZemogT

    7 years ago

    Glarb?

    Looking back at this I remember why season 5 was my favorite season. :)

  • gopaul

    7 years ago

    I wonder how long it would take Donut to realise there dead.

  • Saramount

    8 years ago

    Dude... What are girly laps???

  • BadPhish34

    8 years ago

    Great Ep Thanks

  • Valarious

    8 years ago

    awesome!

  • coloneltrip

    8 years ago

    fricken awesome

  • GEORAT

    8 years ago

    Sweet Thanks!

  • Hyozanryu

    9 years ago

    i luv this show must seeeeeeeeeeeeee more

  • Karon08

    9 years ago

    great vids keep it up

  • dragonology1

    9 years ago

    omg that was funny lol

  • MonkeyzRule9

    9 years ago

    shes colour blind? awww bummer

  • timon1553

    9 years ago

    Tucker: family issues

    Simmons: TOSSER!!!

  • jamiepm

    9 years ago

    ahh well done guys
    stupid lil sponsor button doesnt work
    do u accept british pounds and credit cards or do i have to send ovr like £4.0238975238642836413468462324 (or w/e the currant rate is lol)

  • 1223334120

    9 years ago

    red sucks balls, go blue!!!!

  • Taylor118

    9 years ago

    lol wow. simmons really annoyes me. Grif reminds me of me... maybe thats why! lol, RVB rocks

  • AnbuKimimaro

    9 years ago

    this is a great episode...

  • John619

    9 years ago

    great episode the next will be even better

  • griffball101

    9 years ago

    what the fuck are girly laps

  • halorich

    9 years ago

    ha ha ha RT rulez
    thanks for making redvsblue

  • Resident_Blu

    9 years ago

    Wicked episode RoosterTeeth I love the little baby!

  • gammadrone

    9 years ago

    "these are emotional conversations that make me miss my mum" lol go caboose!

  • cleak02

    9 years ago

    and this one too

  • paintballclo

    9 years ago

    aweasome show just make sure to play baseball with the alien before he gets angry and go make sure that u run those laps before he shoots you

  • dayyou

    9 years ago

    "ya well they said girls cant ejaculate," "wait what?"

    i lol'd

  • Blank1

    9 years ago

    Lulz...

  • Lloydie2006

    9 years ago

    "were I see him 8 hours every other weekend and send checks to some woman I hate"

    Ha and so familer to me

  • squisy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 years ago

    caboose: ask him if he likes baseball?
    Church: its an alien baby caboose.
    caboose:ask him if he likes tee ball?
    church: alien baby and alien was the key word.
    tucker: seriously what do i talk about.
    church: he is an alien baby whose races only purpose seems to be to tell huge lies so he can impregnate people for the survival of his race so start with common ground talk about that.
    tucker: ill stick to baseball.
    caboose: tell him about how you got to third base with his dad.
    church: caboose!

  • zith

    9 years ago

    YA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS EPISODE IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS RT!!

  • Griff_Master

    9 years ago

    One thing to say, rvb is the greatest series ever, and nobody tries harder than roosterteeth to bring us comedy!

  • pelao0o

    9 years ago

    grif:''ladies drink for free''
    :sister:''woho''
    grif:''not you''
    sister:''aaawwwww''