Episode 3: Fifty Shades of Red

Red vs. Blue: Episode 3: Fifty Shades of Red

There can only be one Sarge, but many can apply for the job opening.

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  • FatherAndSon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I can imagine Jordan going around the office and asking people "Who can do a good Sarge impression?" Then selecting the voices of MacGruff, Daggerknife, and Buckshot based on that.

  • Cyon92

    6 months ago

    Lol the ending

  • SimmonstheRed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red Team

    8 months ago

    I love Sarge(s).

  • TheKHfan358over3d

    8 months ago

    sarge is right the grey guy isn't part of Red team Blue green and red make the color white, Green is blue and yellow therefore the guy is 2 thirds part of blue and 1 third part of red

  • Biggy_BW

    8 months ago

    Props to chad james for being candidate 2 for the blues

  • MrSDPlayer

    9 months ago

    I feel so bad for Jon lol

  • JakeHCoker

    9 months ago

    Ending of season 13 is officially justified. How does the Church plot-point still draw so much emotion after all these years?

  • AndrewPatroclus Butt Pirate

    9 months ago

    only not just saw this finally, and ayy stan voiced one of the blues! hot damn

  • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    My god... it's full of Sarges!

  • LordRed67 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yes, I am a Lord. Hi.

    9 months ago

    This is the funniest fucking shit I've seen in a long time. Holy crap this was fantastic.

  • mrgloves FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    WAIT!!! If that Sargent was stationed at fort Florida while it was underwater, how long did Flowers take to get to this point? Or was the Sargent stationed there when it was put under water. I've answered my own question, good night.

  • mmahanor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Honestly I have no idea how these guys keep this show funny. After over a decade they haven't run out of jokes. I still laugh at this shit. Good job RT.

  • HandsomeJon

    9 months ago

    I am honestly a lot less interested in the series now that instead of only having to wait 1-3 days to see new eps you have to wait an entire week. Why do I want to watch week old episodes when there's already something new? I sponsored once to see a RvB finale a long ass time ago. Besides that I never sponsored but I buy stuff out of the shop every now and then. Ever since they made this change to hold episodes an entire week, I barely watch any RT or AH stuff anymore, and I definitely don't plan on buying jackshit out of the store any time soon. RT used to be one of my favorite communities but now they're just a money hungry company and I think all good things must come to an end eventually.

    • ZackOsbourne FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Just a Nobody

      9 months ago

      If they were "money hungry" you wouldn't be getting it at all you entitled prick. Sure, you might have to wait an extra week, but a delayed new release doesn't make it not new if it wasn't previously available. So stop whining.


      And before anyone points out that I'm a sponsor and don't have the same perspective, I actually do. I'm not a Crunchyroll member, so when I watch a series on there (like, say, Fairy Tail) I'm a week behind the premium members. I don't kick my toys out of the pram and cry about it though, I just patiently wait that extra week. Like everybody else.


      That, and I still can't watch Lazer team since it's not available in the UK. At all. So yeah, I know all about waiting.

    • hovercat

      9 months ago

      They've been doing an episode a week at least since season 9. Hasn't bugged me. They're working on several different shows right now, and they obviously need a way to make money. If it costs a few bucks to keep the company going and get the added benefit of seeing new episodes early, so be it.

    • xdrfiredogx FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      If you look around you'll probably find the door to your left. Or maybe your right. Up to you to decide if you want to go through it but you might be happier that way.

    • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      WHAAA I WANT STUFF FOR FREE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M AN ENTITLED DOUCHE-BAG WHO THINKS WANTING FAIR PAY FOR SOMETHING IS GREEDY!


      FTFY


      Also, @ZackOsbourne, I'm in the UK too, you can watch Lazer Team in the UK if you buy it on YouTube Red.

    • JoaquinBarto

      9 months ago

      1. Stop bitching.


      2. Waiting a whole week to see a new episode?! Boo-freaking-hoo! I'm sure no other show does that :|


      3. Rooster Teeth has turned into a pretty big company with a larger staff and more content, meaning they're not just focusing on a select few series Have you seen the amount of videos they put on their YouTube channels? They update them almost on the daily, with a variety of content. If they want to sell merchandise that people may want, as well as providing early access for anyone willing to put up the extra cash (which really isn't much), in order to keep the company going and provide free content, it gets kind of hard to see how that would be considered "money hungry".


      4. Stop bitching.


      5. If people get early access and you don't, why should that matter to you? When the new episodes come out for everybody else, it'll still be new to you, provided you don't watch reaction videos or get spoilers (which doesn't happen much). The fun shouldn't be taken out of it. "Waaah! Someone saw this video before me! How am I supposed to enjoy it now even though I've never seen it before?" If it bothers you so much, just pay for the sponsorship!!! $2.67/$4.99 a month for all the added benefits? A pretty small price to pay.


      6. Now I'm finished bitching about your bitching.

    • XreaperDK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Paladin of God

      9 months ago

      What are you talking about? It's been weekly forever now...

  • Donutman2014

    9 months ago

    I love the running joke of what happened to florida and why

    • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      That was answered at the end of season 10. Leonard Church's councillor (Pryce) wiped Florida off the map so that Agent Florida could go incognito to Blood Gulch as Butch Flowers.


      I guess Daggerknife was one of the survivors of that operation (and went a bit nuts because of it? Though how sane could somebody called Daggerknife be to begin with?)

  • hovercat

    9 months ago

    Flowers sounds so condescending when that guy says the blue recruits showed up.

    "Well, that is just stupendous!"

  • littlel

    9 months ago

    Loved it. The only thing that could've made it better is if McGruf was the last one left and Sarge pulled the shotgun off his body out of respect and that's why he hates Grif so much.

  • hovercat

    9 months ago

    Anyone else have a new favorite episode?

  • JZPotter

    9 months ago

    Oh my God this season is amazing. I actually already like it even better than the last! This episode is the best one in years.

  • Osprey9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Jeremy pulls off Daggerknife well

  • Crabman2010

    9 months ago

    Goddam! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile...

  • LoneIsland

    9 months ago

    I never knew Flowers was such a sociopath. The Felix before Felix.

    • hovercat

      9 months ago

      I thought he was a bit of a dick. "They're all idiots" That's not the Flowers I thought I knew...

    • Z3r0th3v3rmill10nph0enix

      9 months ago

      As they say, beware the nice ones. In any case, he remained loyal to the Director after the Freelancer break in, so it's safe to say that he was never one of the good guys among the Freelancers.

  • Queenagentnewtexy

    9 months ago

    oh my gosh..........they killed Grif's Daddy.

    and Tucker being clueless on what's going on and where they are going was just so adorable, am I the only girl who found that adorable?

    if he wants a girl to fall for him he should play the adorable clueless guy.


    and I think I know where they got Donut's new armor from now.

    but that is just my guess, and Lemons shouldn't of left so many crazy grandpas and one pink grandma in one place alone with out the proper supervision, that is a very bad Lemons.

    and any who this episode was awesome.


    • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Serge is Griff's father! *


      * he's not but he wanted to tell Griff that just to mess with him

    • CorazonFeathers

      9 months ago

      I agree, I was so happy to finally see my favorite character back in his old blue armor. Hopefully they'll do an episode of Tucker's time in the desert!

  • Aqua113 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Blue interviews:

    1. Too good.

    2. Too useless.

    3. Just right.

  • killatubby

    9 months ago

    Jesus Sarge

  • IanHardman

    9 months ago

    Keep talkimg and nobody explodes

  • zerogltx

    9 months ago

    • Who heard Chad from screw attack
    • XanderB100 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      Makes sense. Would have been great if they'd actually called him Boomstick

  • HAKURU_15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Triple G

    9 months ago

    hhaha oh my god this is such a good episode! i want someone to do a fanart of sarge shooting lemons holy shit this is just too good i love these episodes!

  • specialkman

    9 months ago

    I love how Jon's character in RvB is just as incapable of controlling people as the real Jon is on On the Spot.

  • Ktulu11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    you guys really nailed the "feel" of the OG blood gulch chronicles in this one.

  • Riverward

    9 months ago

    SARGE IS FUCKING INSANE, HOLY SHI

    • V01ara Murderer of shickens!

      9 months ago

      Do not disrespect those fallen soldiers, Lemons!

  • Codename_chaos

    9 months ago

    nothing says red vs blue quite like some team killin

  • BinHong FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Legit Purpose

    9 months ago

    Nice reference to the game except in this case keep talking and eventually somebody will explode.

  • adeadphish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    So, first off, Sarge is hilariously psychotic, second, it is making more sense how these idiots ended up "guarding" Alpha in blood gulch and third....flowers has a bit of a sadistic side to him

    • Elduroto

      9 months ago

      "a bit" is a bit of an understatment

  • Blue918

    9 months ago

    Just when you think you know how crazy someone is.... you get Sarged.

    • Halowars16

      9 months ago

      Thats a good phrase. Getting sarged. I love it

  • StrayQrow

    9 months ago

    "Always dress for the Job you want" - New motivational qoute

    • luci0fer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 months ago

      And then take it a bit further

  • Halowars16

    9 months ago

    I never realized it but sarge is insanely funny. I keep coming back to watch this because its so freaking funny and i cant get enough of sarge's insanity

  • Chewy77 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chewy77

    9 months ago

    jeezus that's dark. There's the insanity of Sarge and the sociopathy of Flowers.

  • 00Kevin

    9 months ago

    I was skeptical of this concept when I first heard about it at the end of last season, but I'm sold. If this level of quality continues for the rest of the season, I wouldn't mind if RvB just became this from now on and we leave the Season 13 cliffhanger forever!

    Alright, I'm exaggerating a little, but this has been really great so far!

  • TheDefender00

    9 months ago

    I can't even so much, I forgot what even even means.

  • D_Silvs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold *insert later

    9 months ago

    Perfection...this is perfection. I don't think I've seen a funnier episode. Way to keep the series as awesome as the day it started.

  • LCPeter

    9 months ago

    I feel so manly right now.... I just wanna go out and pump some weights

  • LemonClover

    9 months ago

    lol cock push-ups

  • demon0496

    9 months ago

    I'm really looking forward to seeing Alpha-Church's backstory.

  • Zeroomega98

    9 months ago

    Well, looks like Church is next, question is, how did Church get his body? did he take over a dead guy?

    • Halowars16

      9 months ago

      Possibly, but the real question is, was it because of caboose the guy died? We will have to wait to find out

  • tbrand009 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    god damn i love this show so much lolol

  • JasonSovan

    9 months ago

    Man, Flowers is EVIL.

  • Demetrion FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    There can be only one Sarge indeed ... Process of elimination, huh?

  • drew1drew1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mask of Chaos

    9 months ago

    That was freaking fantastic! Also, jeez, RIP Lemons.

  • Thephoenixwars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    9 months ago

    Poor Lemons. Even when he's "Off The Spot" he gets no respect.

  • user-567337a6c400c

    9 months ago

    so next it's church and caboose, then what? What's then next episode gonna be about