NO SWEAR WORDS - #85

On The Spot: NO SWEAR WORDS - #85

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  • ShatteredShadow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 week ago

    Nobody leaves a comment about Joel's "blackout" statement. I know I want to know.

  • realxnicky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick

    2 months ago

    Not gonna lie, I was a little intoxicated when I made my submission so it was a pleasant surprise when I heard Jon say my username...

  • willb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Wow, this was a really good episode. Max is one funny motherlover.

  • Orrenman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Don't Call it a Comeback

    3 months ago

    max is the best

  • TimberWolffe FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TimberWolffe

    3 months ago

    jon talks too slow, he needs to speed up so I can stop watching asap


  • Jamari FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Jam jar

    3 months ago

    Cole totally had a boner at the end of ABCs of story telling.

  • hasta_la_pasta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sarah with an H

    3 months ago

    WE'RE DESCENDING INTO THE NO NO WORDS!!!! I almost spit out my microwavable muffin in a cup.

  • DanDanGames FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Max is poured into that shirt


  • kshrubb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    More Cole and Joel this season already! Let's keep this trend up. Bring back Maggie some more too lol.

  • RobFacchini FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Also the moment when Shannon actually ate a few of the laxatives is probably the hardest I have ever laughed since Uno: the movie

  • RobFacchini FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Thank you Jon, this may have been (in my opinion), the funniest episode of "On The Spot".

    • rchris48 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold An original PONG player

      3 months ago

      Have watched the Gav and Dan episode? That is the funniest On the Spot in history!

  • Jrex FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Gus Sponsor

    3 months ago

    what the actual fuck. keep it clean? i'm done with this show.

  • Wizardhermit FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    22:31 im gay for Cole now.

  • sataness FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Everything about this episode was pure joy. One of my favourites.


    Side note: Shannon needs to always be Joel's partner, he seems to be the only one who can keep up with and control his crazy.

    • RobFacchini FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I also think Max would be a great partner for Joel on this show. I think he just might be able keep up with Joel, and maybe, just maybe, even out-crazy that which is Joel Heyman.

    • Broomell97 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      there is no out-crazy-ing the man, the myth, the LEGEND, Joel Heyman 

  • Mercenary730 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    We need one episode where Jon is a contestant 

  • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

    3 months ago

    Petition for Joel to always wear light coloured shirts.  raised_hands


    "WE'RE DESCENDING INTO NO NO WORDS!"


    I've honestly been waiting for someone to point out that Jon looks like he belongs in a christian rock band.

  • Firtarian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    But "The Dark Knight Falls"

    • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

      3 months ago

      thats way better hahaha

    • Homer93 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Or Batman Begone :D

  • bigonrock

    3 months ago

    One of my favorite shows of ALL TIME!!! 10/10

  • Xwiry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not So Single Sage

    3 months ago

    Their team name is PinkyAndTheBrain because Shannon has a seemingly large head and Joel is conscious.

  • Xwiry FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not So Single Sage

    3 months ago

    This is what I thought when John was going through the intro and the camera was on Joel and Shannon: 


    That's Shannon, right? He's the only person there that I know of that is THAT bald... Wait, he kind of looks like... Ok, I need to write a comment. Guys, the people who make Power Rangers are making another movie and it would be funny to do a video about all of the misunderstandings and "OH MY GOD NOT THAT' that happened when Zordon was telling Alpha to get teens. As you can probably guess, Shannon would take the role of Zordon and Joel would do his best/worst Alpha. I WANT TO SEE THIS NOW.

  • wakoquacko FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    They used my prompt! I am now complete.

  • drizzt1031 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Hugs for Jon without the shirt stealing attempt.

  • CapriCornetto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold #WittyBanter

    3 months ago

    my dad walked in while I was watching the laxative part and I'm just crying 

  • Bokorember

    3 months ago

    i really like this Joel-filled season of On the Spot  caboose

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      3 months ago

      It's unprecedented!

  • Oxie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    me and Brandon made the same face when Shannon ate the laxative 

  • MissKazy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Magical Anime Girl °☆.。.

    3 months ago

    Jon's sass in these comments are beautiful

  • JJHatchet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold J.J. Hatchet

    3 months ago

    Max is like if someone smashed Jeremy Renner and Paton Oswalt together.

    • MaxCookie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      AND ALSO BRAD PITT.

  • chelsea_might FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Can Max be on every week? I laugh at everything he says and does (in the nicest way possible)

  • BillyRage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I wish Max would use me for Yoga

  • ZeusBaxter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold THAT Guy

    3 months ago

    Man that was a good episode. I teared up laughing a few times!

    great job guys!

  • kiba589 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Carbon based life-form

    3 months ago

    Shannon is the Brain because he is bald and lovingly creepy and Joel is Pinky because well he is a little funny and according to fan theory may actually be the true Brains behind everything.

  • SqurtleHurdle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This was a really good "on the spot." Can we get these guys in more videos, please?

  • Dchil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I was taking a drink mid "Jon is a Christian Rock singer" and sprayed my desk after the "Today we are going to talk about Jesus" in a Swedish accent.

  • whateverwork FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Shannon makes me think of rick from rick and morty every time I see him.

  • DemonPrincessXL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    None of you have seen Geoffs' penis... Now I know ya'll are trippin'  http://gph.is/1aYXGy6

  • Gildarts FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold That Guy

    3 months ago

    I'm waiting for the day that someone buzz cuts Jon's hair during an ad read.

  • TheTheoreticalPhysicist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    This was amazing. I love everybody on this so much, and they're all so great together.

    • DemonPrincessXL FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I would probably cry.

  • Ender2864 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Admiral Dick Sucker

    3 months ago

    Shannon looked like Dr Evil before the lights came on

  • yokel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Living Vicariously

    3 months ago

    fucking amazing

  • wickedsnakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    wow, Cole is really flexible :) 

    • Jon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Risemonger

      3 months ago

      Yeah, that wasn't planned. He brought that little nugget all on his own.

  • professor.stein FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    jon at the end of the show said "see you next Thursday bye" when the show now airs on Friday. jon get your stuff together 

    • Jon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Risemonger

      3 months ago

      Dammit, I did, didn't I? Old habits, dude.

  • SirDubbington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Of The Red Mountains

    3 months ago

    I hope Shannon is ok after eating those.

    • wickedsnakes FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I hope so :) I was actually screaming "Shannon, please don't! we need you to live!"

  • Gobbles24 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    I'm from a dairy farm and I'm offended by that team name

  • cattoast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Max and Cole are probably the best church ladies I've seen in my life.

    • Rendr44 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      Whose Matt? Do you mean Max?

  • AutumnOnFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold How may I be of service?

    3 months ago

    ....Those chocolate laxatives weren't real right? Like...I know they wouldn't do that to a person...but...

    • HatefulEmperor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      I think they were, I doubt that broadcast intended for anyone to eat them.

  • abi-juice FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    i have never laughed so much at on the spot before, a wholesome episode fun for the whole laxative community

  • Squiggy888 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Trophy Finder

    3 months ago

    Jon, you're my hero, continue hosting this show. (And responding to jackass comments in kind entertaining ways)

  • JustinJamesD

    3 months ago

    i liked how at the end jon though joel was coming in for a hug but nope he is here to steal your shirt

    • Jon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Risemonger

      3 months ago

      I thought we were finally gonna have a moment.

    • PinkPortrait FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 2nd greatest hurler EVER

      3 months ago

      never with you jon

  • Tuskinraid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    Like is the too tight shirt thing a gag? or am i missing something here?

  • NotFish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 months ago

    The Dark Knight Falls Over