Barbara's Huge Tonsils - #32

Always Open: Barbara's Huge Tonsils - #32

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Jessica Vasami, Tyler Coe, and Mariel Salcedo as they discuss over-spending, Barbara's tonsils, and a fan-submitted question about long distance. This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh (http://bit.ly/2dpEq8M) and Lyft (http://lft.to/2k09gCG)

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  • SummerTaco FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Im just now catching up on Always Open and its so funny that the first question was about over spending. I spent a little too much money on that same lipstick Barbara is wearing *thanks again Texas* Im used to cheap makeup so it was a bit more than I usually spend, but its sooooooo pretty! So it was worth it. I just think of Always Open when I wear it  barbara

  • digipoke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mariana

    2 months ago

    The summer before my first year in high school I went about 2-3 weeks without showering :D

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    2 months ago

    it's universal in clothing that menswear and womenswear have opposite overlap.

    Right over Left or Left over Right.

    Coats, robes, blazers, shirts, smoking jackets, cardigans....

  • Akimbowles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Akimbowles

    2 months ago

    I usually shower everyday (including my hair which I know is bad for you but I feel dirty if I don't) but the worst thing ever was when I was in hospital for 2 weeks with burns, and I wasn't allowed to shower more than once a week... I felt disgusting and ever since I have to wash myself more thoroughly because I don't ever want to smell that bad again!

  • Lazygamer14 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    For the buttons thing they're on the opposite side for women because they would have help getting dressed so it was meant to be easier for the helper to dress them rather than the woman to dress herself

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    2 months ago

    Smokers talk to eachother. We do good deeds for eachother, give eachother change, lighters, share cigarettes, talk book and film recommendations, help you vent anger when your friends are being dicks or a restaurant gives bad service.


    In London NOONE talks to anyone, except the smokers. we feed the homeless and give away more change to charity.


    And those of us who don't drain NHS resources die early and are not burdens on our family!

  • SarahWithStars FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold No Family Bias- Honest

    2 months ago

    those tonsils must put a strain on your neck, barb

  • HollyMcm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Lel... 40 minutes is my normal trip to my boyfriend and he lives pretty dam close to me in Perth. I really don't understand, or can't grasp, distance when these guys talk about it in the US. Australia's distances are so much further and 40 minutes is a normal commute to work for most people. 

  • LFYomisma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

     Mariel screaming, and Tyler WTF face.  laughing

  • RiverRunning

    2 months ago

    In the UK "Sure" has started selling deodorants containing anti-bacterials... here comes the the apocalypse - death by anti-bacterial resistant armpit bateria!!! EWWWW :D


  • CapriCornetto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Amy

    2 months ago

    Isn't the button thing from when women had someone else dress them so it was easier for the other person

  • KevDee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kev Dee

    2 months ago

    When it comes to showering I had a run with depression + my lazy/procrastinating ass I'd go like a week to almost 2 weeks without showering

    • RascalPatch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Are you doing better now?

    • KevDee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Kev Dee

      2 months ago

      Oh Aye. Still got procrastination and laziness but I got counselling and a better job which gave me a routine and travel time to write out my stories bible. Also got some CBT planned in the future.

  • EarlVOstar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Every time Tyler is on, I know that it's going to be an amazing episode.

  • emannbyrdie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I once went like a week or two without showering, but it was because I'd had ear surgery and couldn't get my ear wet, and I felt so terrible during recovery that I didn't want to deal with the hassle of trying to keep it dry. Plus, I was in elementary school at the time, so it was before puberty kicked in and caused the really gross sweating.

  • Wolfgang_Fyst FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Sensei

    2 months ago

    Most money I've spent on one thing? $100 on a pair of pants that I almost never wear.

  • zombietaco17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I'd pay $350 for a hotel room with Barbara to (watch tv).


  • MartyGras2 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Awesome Episode.

  • chrisyroid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    As a teenager, I almost never showered. I think the most I went without a shower was about three months.

  • stevesaylor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Recent fan of the show!  Love the conversation!  I love Rooster Teeth, but I'll say this show was the reason why I subscribed to FIRST! Thank you for all you do!

  • Attitude13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Boots

    2 months ago

    Great episode, full of really good advice! Thanks everyone :)

  • Ryokugan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 俺はのんびりやるために生まれてきた。

    2 months ago

    I absolutely have to shower every day. I can maybe get away with going a day without if I didn't sweat a drop the day before, but even that's pretty iffy. 

  • FiresideLemons FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Did I miss Jessica saying the longest she's gone without showering? I feel like I did.

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Last apperance on the show for a while

  • SamuelF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    ultra lightweight lol.

  • PhantomAC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not Otaku, Just Nerd

    2 months ago

    Coe's back! Fuck Yeah! metal bowtie metal

    Awsome shirt Texas! Git IT!!!  cocktail

    Mariel's 'sniff' test? BRING IT ON!!!  flushed

    Alex on Always Open? Pretty Please.  grin

    Flik that button Coe! Fukkin' FLICK that button! smiling_imp

    Long Distance  heart? Yeah... It's brutal. anguished

    Great show as always!

    Cheers! beers

  • triob FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    okey, i needed to stop 6 minutes in and go have a cigarette...

  • DannyB11 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Danny B

    2 months ago

    Texas State represent! 

  • Operation-KeepGavinAlive FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian 2k17

    2 months ago

    I feel like its not a good sign that Barbara not showering for a week does not surprise me or seem like a very high number....Maybe college is ruining me.

  • Scanders FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    36.55 Well it's not weird that your dad sees your dick... oh right you don't have saunas in Murica... in Finland thats normal

  • saltybird FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    The seats keep moving further away

  • Jedonai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Women's buttons are the way they are because they had maids helping them. 

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    If you bought $22 avocado toast every day for 37 years, even without inflation, it would take 37 years and 4 months to spend as much as a house.


    Boy, I can't wait to buy a house when I'm 60.

  • Delivery_McGee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Lol of course Tyler has had a fag or two (in Gavin's language). You don't get a voice like that unless you've smoked a pack a day from birth. Also, damn, he's handsome. And Jessica ... it's real hard to make Barbara and Mariel not the hottest people in the room, but those two do it.

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Wow. Thank you for adding "In Gavin's language." I got really confused, surprised, and slightly mad for a second

  • CapriCornetto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Amy

    2 months ago

    "Put your finger up your butt and pretend it's a piece of shit." 

    I fully just did a spit take all over my breakfast and laptop oml.

  • txnnergxrd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

     satisfiedTyler wtf!

  • paige.ffoster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    hahahaha dont worry tyler my best friends boyfriend specifically asked for that within their like first month of dating hahaha

  • DecoyDamsel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    We learned so much about Tyler in the "Never Have I Ever" segment lmao

  • WarrenJeez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    NEVER HAVE I EVER CHOCKED ON A PENIS

  • DizzyTiger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Jessica never told everyone how long she's gone with out showering. Also Tyler and Mariel are too cute. I know they're not a couple, but relationship goals.

    • Delivery_McGee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      They're a fake couple and they play it for a joke, just like Turney and Haywood. Both of which pairs should be on Geoff's show, as well as Boy and Boi -- BFFs are just as much a couple as man and wife/husband. Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies.

    • DizzyTiger FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      But like Turney and Haywood make me uncomfortable as a "couple" Not sure why. I like both of them separately but whenever they're together I'm just like eegghhhh

  • Sockbum FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Whatever works to get you on board the feminist train, Tyler! We welcome you with open arms. <3

  • JoshuaTheDavis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Women's buttons are on the other side because historically women were dressed by servants - their buttons are designed to be easy for a right handed person facing them to do easily instead of being easy to do yourself

    • OstElite FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

       THANK YOU! I read about this years ago and something didn't seem right in the facts when Tyler gave his reason for being a feminism. 

    • Delivery_McGee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      A manly man dresses himself, a delicate flower of a noblewoman is dressed by her servants, and so the buttons are arranged to be done up by a right-handed person.

  • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I agree with the girls that smoking is ridiculously unattractive.


    I mean, my words not theirs, but it's the same sentiment.

  • thegreatmatsby FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    my man texas with the sweet anime shirts here and on the rt podcast

  • JungleTrout FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Find it super weird whenever they have sponsors that are clear competitors with other sponsors, like hello fresh vs blue apron, harrys vs dollar shave club. Pretty sketchy Rooster Teeth

    • dinocubfan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      that's how marketing works

    • ZenLikeCalm FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      It's as if someone can't possibly like two different brands of something. /s

    • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Let me tell you, it's convenient to get two free/discounted trials when you're out of razors.

  • Arcturian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    You know what they say about large tonsils? ... Tonsil stones

  • MissVengeance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    I also had huge tonsils, and I had to get them removed because it ended up they actual obstruct your airways a bit! Wonderful episode as always!

  • ErinLewis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Oh my God Barbara's lipstick looks amazing

    • BookuPineapple FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      Its way too thick.

    • Minicorndog215 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 months ago

      BookuPineapple.... it's spelled thicc thank you.

  • janas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    Showering every day is bad for your immune system cause it fucks with the natural good bacteria on your skin.

    • DanielaDrook FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Constable Kick Your Ass

      2 months ago

      Really? I did not know that.

  • Icky427 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Icky

    2 months ago

    it seems like they think the dude literally meant actual avocado toast is bankrupting people...

  • Kindyno FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 months ago

    i'm sure someone mentioned this, but i feel like during the FMK question Tyler was looking for an HR rep like "can I answer this without being fired?"