My Brother Tried to Get Me Evicted - #10

Always Open: My Brother Tried to Get Me Evicted - #10

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Ashley Jenkins, Aaron Marquis, and Lynn Marquis as they discuss hitting puberty, terrible things you did to your siblings, and how to deal with a moocher. This episode is sponsored by MVMT Watches (http://bit.ly/2g6rLUx) and HelloFresh (http://bit.ly/2dpEq8M)

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  • DontQuestionMyMotives FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold yo

    3 months ago

     joyThe Jewish camp absolutely killed me 

  • WizOfLoz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Ashley's not crazy, there are a billion Anne McCaffrey novels about dragons, and they were OK for teens.

  • Element_Zer0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    All of my posters growing up have been of comic book characters and video games. I guess I'm not the typical teenage boy.

  • beakedporpoise FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Worst thing Aaron did to his brother was throw him? That's cute. My brother planned a bachelor party and he planned it so I ended up having to strap a dildo to my forehead and unicorn fuck a stripper while simultaneously get whipped on the ass by another stripper while she kept asking "what sound does a rhino make?" Not gonna lie, Lynn got off easy. 

  • Erdman92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Can a Tampon wreath double as a life ring? 

  • SirNickels FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nick Hope

    5 months ago

    sweet Kacey Musgraves shirt.. i like this dude

  • VarenOfTatooine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Wow Barb has a brother called Steven/Stephen and David. My first and middle name is Steven David... coincidence...

  • SuperSpyro96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    It sounds like Ashley was talking about Eragon, I love that series and Her!  caboose

    • Vicks007

      2 months ago

      Eragon is one of my favourites

  • bilboswaggings FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Josh was born as stinky from moomin

  • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    why do I get the feeling that the tickling/left butt cheek stuff would make great RTAA fodder?

  • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

    5 months ago

    The worst thing I've ever done to a sibling was when I pushed my sister, realized she was about to fall down the stairwell, and immediately saved her by grabbing her arms. No one was around. I could've made something up and no one would believe her.


    There are too many things my siblings have done to me, but one of my personal favorites was when my sister (same one from before) pushed me off the top of the couch I was siting on, and I fell onto the concrete fireplace and broke my collar bone. The doctor said I was lucky I didn't break my neck.


    Ahh, memories.

  • Hwkeyesnpr45 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    "They still do jewish camps?"


    Oh. Oh. OH.

  • nashcd

    5 months ago

    Lynn breaking out those conflict resolution skills. STABEN represent.

  • SniperCaboose

    5 months ago

    I literally thought the same thing about lingerie until just now

  • zaheelee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I loved the Dragonriders of Pern too, Ashley

  • Cainrin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Bookwyrm

    5 months ago

    As someone who is mildly (sarcasm) obsessed with dragons, hearing Ashley talk about being very into Dragonlance and the Pern books made my day. :) Plus the Neverending Story quote made me laugh.

  • xZellxKyoux FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Idk why but i keep snickering at the thought of texas having a boyfriend named Ford, and then the Ford motor slogan "Ford is the best in Texas!" 

  • YHLim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yippee Hoorah Limited Ed

    5 months ago

    Worst thing I did to my sister was when I was 12 and she was 10. I was told to get her up for school, so I stuck our hamster in her ear - she woke up so angry, but eventually forgave me. The hamster never did.


    My first witness to puberty was going down to the playground and watching a kid hump the pole. My first experience was the day I was sliding down that pole and I finally understood her.

  • SellsBells FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    You know Lynn and Aaron don't look related but their personalities are spot on similar to each other. 

    • VarenOfTatooine FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      THey have similar facial features, but completely different head shapes

  • dotZeke FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Dragons of Autumn Twilight YES! Dragonlance <3 forever.

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    5 months ago

    I did Nazi those  jokes coming.

  • 12sulljo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    oh I've missed Aaron on screen. 

  • enkaygee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I used to pronounce it "neggy-leggy".

  • Jayneybop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Thank to the Always open guys for answering my question, a house meeting in order to deal with the topic is imminent! (We're also all 20-21 and yes it is her first relationship!) so fingers crossed everything goes well and we will find a solution soon :) 

    • dinocubfan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Good luck!  My older sister had a bad situation her last year of college with a roommate/her boyfriend, and they never could get it resolved.  She did at least get some karmic bill surprises at the end of the year!


      Hopefully your situation resolves with muuuuuuuuch less drama!

    • Budliezer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Hope it all works out well for everyone who invests the effort, living with a group comes with a lot of unique kinship quirks that are smoother going if everyone cares for everyone else. Good luck moving forward!

  • gezajozsi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    mattress on the ground 4 life <3

  • Ignus7 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Danny S

    5 months ago

    I dealt with a similar situation as Jayne did a couple of years ago except with the genders switched. It sucks. I feel for you Jayne, tell him to contribute or get out cause trust me that roommate isn't acting like a friend

    • Jayneybop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Thank you! I was super stoked that they answered my question,come and the other girls are planning a house meeting for next week! 

  • disgruntledturtle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Obviously, Jane and her roommates need to make the guy think the apartment's haunted

    • Jayneybop FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I will queue a playlist of ghost noises immediately!

  • ArmC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I hope HemboHero edits the podcast story of Aaron thinking the apartment is haunted with Lynn's confession here 

  • AndrewPatroclus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butt Pirate

    5 months ago

    you can SEE the look on aaron and lynn's faces when they were about to make jewish jokes, god damn lol

    • supman34 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      There was also a moment during the ad read where Barbara was talking about Ashley's gold watch with the black face when it cut to Lynn and he was like grimacing. Seems he decided to let that one go.

  • Guru666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Dragons of Pern is the shit!!

  • dunker828 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Ashley saying "burrs" reminds me of when Burnie told that story on the podcast of being in the airport lounge and people calling "Michael Barnes" over the intercom. 

  • 117forEagle FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    .... I know Anne McAffrey and her books........ just saying.........

  • Thaya

    5 months ago

    Damn, the Marquis brothers are both fine as hell

    • DaddysLittleMonster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I Eat Shades Of Red

      5 months ago

      Watch out!


      Barbara might scratch your eyes out if you try to steal her man.

  • Pyro100 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I really want Texas to make me a drink, I don't even care what it is.

  • sarahsourire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I had a Shawn Marion poster in my bedroom for years as a preteen but I also lived across the street from him for a while so that was weird.

  • ZF_ErrorCode FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    where can i submit a shot ?

    • dignition FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Submit it to [email protected]

  • buck1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Kacey musgraves shirt, cool. 

  • afr0dactyl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    can we just have an entire podcast of lynn and aaron stories cause holy shit those were gold

  • Lord_Hades FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lord of the Damned

    5 months ago

    Is the post show going to be an intervention for Lynn?

  • Veryk FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    LOVED IT

  • aubreysux FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Void

    5 months ago

    i sleep with a mattress on the ground only because we couldn't get the bed frame up the stairs (it was too big) but it's honestly kind of nice :) 

  • Devine41 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Hand in the pocket to hold the dick down/make the dick not seem hard trick is the way to go. 

  • kaikaips3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Aaron and Lynn are both super attractive

  • TwinGamers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Twin Gamers

    5 months ago

    When I was younger I accidentally stabbed my sister in the eye with my big toe in a small car, while I was in the front seat and she was in the back. She complained for like 3 days afterwards. 

  • CloudHeadDC

    5 months ago

    Aaron that shirt i THE SHIT!! where'd you get it?

  • enkaygee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Ashley with the Neverending Story refs. First the necklace, now this? Most excellent.

  • dmrahn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I like Lynn. Have Lynn back on. Also, Ashley is my new favorite 'cause she likes Dragonriders of Pern.

  • lebutzki FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Can we have Lynn on more shows please?

  • HotshotStubbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The sub-header for this Always Open sounds like a sub-header for The Jeremy Kyle show

  • ShadowBall3r FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigDaddyDeadpoo1

    5 months ago

    I wish I could grow facial hair like Lynn. And be hot like Lynn. I basically wish I was hot.