Peeing Your Pants - #1

Always Open: Peeing Your Pants - #1

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Ashley Jenkins, Lindsay Jones, and Mariel Salcedo as they kick off the premiere of Always Open; a brand new show where we talk about everything and anything - nothing is off limits. This week, we discuss our worst living situation, peeing our pants, and what you should do if you are interested in a coworker.


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  • RainbowLoxodon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RainbowLoxodon

    1 month ago

    At my highschool two of the math teachers were married and it would get really awkward when their family things would get in the way of classes. I think as long as you are able to get breaks from each others company and don't have to see each other constantly it would work fine 

  • Charlzard33

    1 month ago

    They're all like, fuck climbing to sleep. My bed is a loft bed.  disappointed_relieved

  • okcdarksage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Thomas

    4 months ago

    This episode of Always Open is brought to you, in part, by Fleischmann's Apple Cider Vinegar....'cause where there's a bit of piss, you can't miss out the vinegar...!

  • ThePunkHippie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    4 months ago

    They should have Tyler on the show 

  • RiverRunning

    4 months ago

    For reference if guys (at least this guy and some of the ones I know who I've had this (drunken) conversation with) need the toilet and try pinching the end it gets real painful, real fast because it backs up against the valve that lets the sperm out... and you really don't want that value to let piss go back the other way!

    As for the aiming it's something I've almost never tried doing (only in the worst club toilets) for fear of making a mess - I'd prefer to get it all out before I get there to cut down the time needed once I arrive. I've also had some success with pretending to myself I've got to hold it longer and then suddenly going to do it to give me that little extra amount of time - don't ask me why it works but it does seem to make a difference.

  • lisahe94 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    On the topic of living conditions: When I was 19 I moved to a city to study at a university. The safest and cheapest way of renting is through a student organisation, and I chose to rent a room in a shared apartment. The thing about renting with this organisation is that it doesn't really tell you anything about the people who live in the apartment you'll move into. You know nothing at all about the people, you just know that there are other people living there.


    I've been somewhat unlucky with some of the people living in this apartment I moved into: there was the issue of the guy I shared bathroom with "forgot" it was his time to clean the bathroom, and he didn't clean it for 10 weeks. And the current issue is that 2 people don't clean up after themselves after cooking stuff and they can't be bothered pulling their weight (emptying the dishwasher or mop the floors when it's their week to do so). They've been asked on several occasions to help out a bit more, but there's been no change. 


    But hey, I only got 1.5 years left of my degree so I'm soon free! 



  • SciKosis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    To Lindsay's point, that shit is HIGHLY unreliable. I've totally hit that moment of "Fuck I'm home, IT KNOWS" and it kinda just. Yeah. 


    But aiming does NOTHING unless you're like some fucking physics genius and you know trajectories and angles and force and a bunch of other mathy science words that don't help anyway.

    • SuperSpyro96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      After having a penis for 20 years, you trial and error your shots and before long you have about a 5 foot window before actually reach the toilet/urinal. (Provided the door isn't closed.) 

  • York995 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The real question is where did Lindsey get that jacket, because I want one

  • DavidtheWavid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Something tells me the girl that wrote that email isn't the one paying for her education.

  • AstroMoth FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold AstroMoth

    5 months ago

    someone please tell them that ladies dont pee out of their vaginas

  • AeyBeeKay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold From 'Ruhrpott' Germany

    5 months ago

    Love this Show!! :) At least for me, the Podcast Feed does not work tho... ;)

  • brucethegirl FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I thought ya'll were releasing the drinks? I'm crazy curious about what Ashley was drinking it looks amazing. 

  • TJTiMeLorD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    super cringey, not my cup of tea

  • supersparky FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Well ain't that a pisser...Ya know, squeezing it will hurt like hell with pee pressure.  Men have an extra valve to clench over women (prostate), which is why we do better in the pee situation.  We do not squeeze it, unless we don't want to use it again.

  • lolphin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I am a guy who has a penis and I enjoyed this episode!

  • CybrKinetic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold King of the Internet and

    5 months ago

    Worst living situation was with my brother when he had to move in for me in my 20s. He had lots of "boundary issues". It lasted about 8 months

  • Requi3m_Toxicity FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Requi3m Toxicity

    5 months ago

    i've never pissed myself i guess the muscles that control pissing works different for a guy. i've had times where i had to piss super bad and just kinda held it because i couldn't go and then for some reason the feeling just went away and then came back like 30 minutes later.

  • Stephanie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This podcast gives me liiiiiife! Thank you Rooster Teeth for giving us a female-centric podcast! I love every other podcast that they put out, but this just makes me so happy because it's just much more relatable since it's women talking about their experiences.

  • MadQueenRon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I hope now these are greenlit these become longer! I feel like they can't go in depth in anything cause they change up so quick. However, i am loving these immensely new favourite show (aside form MDB) and i'll be racing to watch the next!! (Also please more Mica!!) 

  • _NowakP FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold IT Tech-Musician dude

    5 months ago

    This needs to be longer. I know there's always "Still Open", but you see - I like to listen to my podcasts in audio form - when I'm travelling to work - and it's not possible with any of the post-shows unfortunately... Unless I took the time to rip them and encode them as MP3... But at that point I can just watch the post-show on my PC since I would be spending the time there anyway.

    So please make this show longer! :D

  • Reviewingremy

    5 months ago

    all caught up. Loving the new show.

  • MartyGras2

    5 months ago

    I always talked to my roomates.  That way we figured out who is bring what for the dorm beforehand.

    I have not pissed myself because my mom said back when I was in diapers that if I peed in my diaper my dick would fall off and I have been dry ever since.

    Awesome Podcast.  caboose

  • Toddieo

    5 months ago

    that guy who came and bussed the table for you did a great job

  • Mallyrith FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    always great

  • _Xenronn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Seeing the closeup cams in this remind me every episode, without fail, of what truly beautiful women (and men!) work at this lovely company.

  • Target01 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Great Podcast!  I really do enjoy the topics, and the idea of a lifestyle/love-and-sexuality podcast.  Barbara is great to listen to,a talented host and the rotating cast is good at multiple stories, perspectives and opinions.
    A feature I think I want for RT podcasts now that 3 of the 4 Austin-based podcasts have bars, would be a Drinkdump. Like the Linkdump, with the guests and hosts names, and the drinks they have in order (cocktails with links to receipts {drinks have receipts not recipes} and beers or specific spirits just named) listed.  This podcast in particular, since the cocktails look pretty nice ( I wanna know if Ashley is having a modified French 75, a Bellini, or just a flute of champagne/pink moscato) and its a place to put the receipt for the shot of the week as well.  Just an idea.  

  • Victoto FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Damn Lindsay. Lookin' good.

  • DaMan82

    5 months ago

    Congrats to Barbra and everyone else associated who brought this show to light and releasing it to the public.

  • JayLeCornu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    i never had to deal with the being around someone i date every day because in honesty no girls ever wanted to date me but my friends all had someone in highschool and it came to the point for one where he and his gf avoided each other before they broke up.


    and i wish always open was longer cause its one of my favorites 

  • dn4rd1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The ONLY problem I have with this podcast is that it isn't longer!

    • AgentOhio3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I have a title?

      5 months ago

      I think it'll turn out in a sense like the actual RT Podcast, where some episodes might be able to run longer, I don't know if an hour is their allotted time or not. I'm hoping to see like an hour and thirty minutes or more at some point cause I really am enjoying this!

  • renvi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I LOVE Ashley's shirt. Someone...does anyone know where I can get one too? (.__.   )

    • cbutler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Not sure which is the original but I found these two shops selling it: 
      http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/racerback/floral-print-stormtrooper/175848/
      https://www.fifthsun.com/womens-star-wars-blooming-stormtrooper-racerback-tank?avad=55097_fc5863ab

    • ScorpionMeta FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold A Very Tired Human

      5 months ago

      I think you can get them at fifthsun.com

  • GoldRoger42 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    The reason guys can hold their pee longer is because we have an extra organ to hold back the stream. Our prostate is like a second stopping point.

  • Jstormborn FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This further confirms my theory that the senior year car rally is a classic Ottawa experience

  • CriostoirOF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'm a long time fan of the RT podcast and After Hours, but I think this is the best yet. 

  • StephanieSaavedra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I love love love this show and I adore all these ladies, but especially listening to Lindsay speak may be my favorite part because she gives great advice especially during that last segment and her stories are always suuuuuper funny! 

  • PasvSmkng FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I so wish Lindsey had read the college girl email in her Ruby Rose voice.  


    Also, I don't know about the rest of the world but I don't think having to share a room in university is very common in the UK.  I did have to share an apartment/house, but I knew all the people I shared with already (we'd been in high school and college together) and we got a bedroom each.  


    And another thing that's making me wonder if UK parenting is different than US parenting or if I just had unusually chill parents was the whole thing about parents charging rent and barging into your room and cutting electricity off and all that stuff.  None of that happened to me and I don't remember any of my friends having any stories like that either.  Then again I did just decide to move out because commuting to university every day just wasn't practical so there was very little drama associated with me leaving (or not leaving) home. 

    • AgentOhio3 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I have a title?

      5 months ago

      I am a US kid, my parents (from what I've learned from my older siblings) have always been chill. Like, when they hit a certain age then they had to start paying for the extra utilities, but it isn't like a couple hundred. Maybe in the $100's range. Our parents don't really barge in, but they do have a tendency if the door is cracked to just pop in like "hey, need to say this". So... Maybe it is a US parenting thing   yang

  • Bigline84 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Love the show. Reminds me of conversations I have with my wife. GREAT CONTENT

  • Lyxane FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Honestly one of the best shows on Roosterteeth atm #WeMissYouOTS

    • moovlin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Self hater

      5 months ago

      I miss OTS so much. Was honestly one of my favorite RT shows. I really enjoyed this show. 

  • abumrose FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I'm sooo happy Mariel is in more stuff, I really missed her when Free Play ended. Great first ep!!

  • assucero FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    cant wait for the other Canadian to be on *cough* Elyse 

  • AmericanSneakers FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    If my roommate freshman year had been like the UCLA girl, one of us wouldn't have lasted more than a week with the other. I got lucky. My roommate and I first spoke on twitter and had a lot in common and got along super great. Other people I knew freshman year had horror stories, like the girl who got her eyebrow shaved while she was sleeping or the girl who's roommate would use her stuff, including using her perfume as air freshener.

  • RTLstuff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Meat Popsicle

    5 months ago

    The pee stories reminded me of the time as a pre-teen when I pissed myself in a London art museum. We were looking around and my dad and I were laughing at this painting ' A Boy and a Girl with a Cat and an Eel' and he kept making jokes and I had to walk away I was laughing so hard. I ended up just standing in the middle of a room while I pissed down my leg making a puddle on the floor. We ran away quickly.

  • AHagen FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Kinda Funny's Nick Scarpino has stated on the GameOverGreggy Show that he wants to be on an episode of Always Open, so......that should absolutely happen!

  • orionknight1978 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    I have watched and loved every episode you have done to date Barbara. Content, guests, and sections.

    If I was to critique anything on this episode it would be that it seemed rushed or over edited, I'm not sure which it was. For all I know you guys could have had tight schedules and had to rush it, or I'm just greedy and just wanted more.


    I would probably lean toward the latter.


    I love all you charismatic ladies and could just listen to you for hours. 


    Lets have a competition between you and "Off Topic" to see who can have the longest podcast. I think their longest is 3hrs, you ladies up for the challenge. 

  • JayNut FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Verified RT Scrobbler

    5 months ago

    P.S. This Show is great! metal 
     I hope Lindsey is a perpetual "Co-Host"  { burnieto Barbara'sgus Per Se..}
    I also agree with another previous comment, I would love to see elyse Willems make an appearance.    Keep up the the good work, this is some qualitymicrophonecontent.
                                (not as many barbarapuwhiskeynsbarbaraas i thought there would be.)


    Also emojis are amazing and fun and not stupid when you are hammered.

  • xxDeva FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    This was incredibly funny 

    • Arkatox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      Lol, who the fuck modded this as flamebait?

  • omaly321 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    That was a surprisingly high number of piss stories. I'm not sure if being a guy makes it different or if I'm just lucky but I don't think I've ever had a problem controlling myself, disregarding when I was a kid. Losing control of your bladder just because you're laughing sounds so weird to me.

    • Velric FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I was thinking the same thing. Men have a very different configuration that likely makes it much less of an issue.

    • Licourtrix FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 months ago

      I had one incident like the one of dreaming about toilets til you just piss yourself though, happened after I went to sleep after a few bevs.

  • dimmad07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Hairy Unicorn

    5 months ago

    So, I am listening to this at work in the background.  Man, did I find it hard to hold in my laughter!  Love this podcast!

  • ktgcake FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    5 months ago

    Pretty tame premiere compared to the First only test run!

  • TinaBobina FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

    5 months ago

    Please have Elyse Willems on as a guest.