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amedeus Head Jackass
20 year-old male from Crofton, MD
Uh... I have ADD, I have no common sense, I am very very VERY lazy, and I possess the amazing ability not to give a damn about ANYTHING AT ALL. It's easy. See? I'm doing it now.

Also, I never update this section ever.

I'm all... aTwitter. Ha. Ha ha. Heh. ...Eh.





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November 16th, 2009

Son Of The Halloween Parties

Co-written by Mark Z. Danielewski.

(Note: as far as you know)

So I woke up the next morning feeling like a large quantity of shit in something constructed to hold a much smaller quantity of material.

I tried to call out of work which was duuumb. Now, the night before, I had joked with Holly that I was going to get a huge hangover just for her, because I typically don't get a hangover.

Unless somebody gives me tequila, that is.

So Dawn gets on and gets pissed since I've only been here like a week or two so I go in anyway. As the story goes, I hear, as soon as I walked into the store and Dawn saw me, she said, "Oh. He doesn't look so good."

I worked the whole day, stopping every now and then to not throw up, but Holly was cool with it all. Anyways, that night after work was another party thrown by a guy named Donnie in Crofton. Now, as far as I knew, I didn't know Donnie. But apparently everyone was invited, and Kenny said he asked and I could come too so I was good.

So I get home after work and just sit and recuperate a bit before I head back out. I drive to Donnie's house and see Misha out front so I know I'm in the right place. There's a sign on the door that says to go around back so I do and there's not many people inside. Just some high schoolers hanging out in the kitchen, and also Kenny, Sam, and George. Dennis comes down to greet me and we all go upstairs. Some girl comments on all the people heading up as she's going down and says, "They just keep coming!" So I shout down, "Yeah, I get that a lot!" Dennis laughed. I'm proud of that one, and I'm not entirely sure why.

As soon as I enter the room, Megyn Gabor shouts, "Nick Gotshall." Hm. What's that sinking feeling in my stomach?

Oh that's right. That's the fact that her shouting that is never, ever a good thing. Silly me, forgetting that and all.

She comes directly over to me and confronts me. She Googled her name and found my "blog".

D: Oh noes!

Now Megyn Gabor asks me something or other. Either if it's mine or something about it or whatever. Now, I'm hungover, I'm tired as fuck from working hungover for like infinity hours, it's really hot in the house, I'm a little dazed, and various people are now trying to get my attention around me and I'm pretty damn out of it, having trouble thinking, and finding it hard to focus. So I deny everything! I don't have a blog.

I know it's yours. I read it and it has to be!

I don't have a blog.

Ted's trying to get my attention. I look over kind of half-dead and say hi while something in the back of my head tries to work out whether he's Ted or not, because I'm having trouble telling. Megyn Gabor snaps my attention back. Are you sure it's not yours. Yes, it's not mine. Think carefully. I don't have a blog.

Then I get away and mosey over to Kenny and Sam for a bit. They offer me alcohol. Noooo thank you. I turn around. Misha's not around Kniffen, Beaird, and the gang anymore. I can't bring myself to talk to her or match eyes at all. I feel like such a piece of shit from everything in the past 24 or so hours. I think our eyes caught once over the night and I immediately looked away. We're all talking about the night before. Beaird tells me I tried to get him to smoke something, he thinks it was pot. I say, "I was smoking pot?" A guy who overhears this laughs hard. I start laughing, 'cause it's a pretty funny dialogue. I'm pretty sure it was a Black 'n' Mild, though.

My mind starts to wander and I'm no longer in the conversation. Megyn Gabor read my journal. She must have seen that I like Misha. She'll tell Misha now. Misha already knows. I think. We were drunk, maybe she doesn't remember. Doesn't matter, they're close. She'll tell her something bad about me or... or something, I don't even know. Ugh.

I felt awful and I sat down and watched some Dumb and Dumber with George until George left and then Dennis bumped the PS2 and it turned off. I got up and headed downstairs and now Ted confronted me. He wants to know why I looked at him like he's a freak when he greeted me. I try to explain without mentioning my journal. I do a really bad job, and he's not entirely convinced. I'm standing next to Donnie now, who I met earlier on and realized I did know after all. I just didn't know his name. He's the guy sitting next to Ted in that one picture I took at Kenny's first party I went to. When I first came into the party a high school girl had stopped me and asked me if I knew Donnie and I didn't and she said I should because this is his house. She said something to him now and he turned to me and asked me what his name was. I said, "Donnie," in a "duh" kind of way and everything was good. I started to leave out the back and asked someone if I can just go out the front and they say yeah so I head back and everyone says, "I thought you were leaving!" and things like that and I say yeah and head out the front door and kind of daze my way back to my car and then home and feel like shit and make a small journal. Leus cheers me up some.

As my head clears, I realize I really don't give a fuck if some girl who hates me read that I called her a bitch or something on the Internet and make The Megyn Gabor Journal for a laugh. Google that.

Get up the next day, Kenny calls. Stef's not feeling well and he wants me to come in. I only work two days this week, so why the hell not. Work another day in a row and I'm tired as fuck by the end, with all due reason.
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NAME
Nick
OCCUPATION
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BIRTHDAY
October 20th, 1989
INTERESTS
Sleeping video games sleeping not giving a damn sleeping being an asshole (and I'm damn good at it too - I practice a lot) and uh... sleeping. Did I say that already?
FAVORITE MUSIC
Third Eye Blind Ozzy Osbourne Gorillaz Weird Al Green Day Sublime Tenacious D The Offspring AC/DC and Metallica (among hundreds of others. Those are my top ten).
FAVORITE MOVIES
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail BASEketball pretty much anything by Mel Brooks and James Bond stuff. That's always good. (The rest I'll just add in as I think of 'em). Office Space The Evil Dead Trilogy Adam Sandler movies pretty much anything Jay & Silent Bob Stargate South Park: BLU Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Ferris Bueller's Day Off most of Jim Carrey's stuff the Die Hard Trilogy Blue Collar Comedy Tour Blue Collar Rides Again Team America Mortal Kombat B&BH Do America Deliverance (A classic) The Terminal Bad Santa DOOM... BEST MOVIE EVER: Fight Club.
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Uh... I dunno. Comedy Central Presents South Park Daily Show X-Play basically anything on Comedy Central and anything that was on TechTV BEFORE G4 fucked them over. Plus Cowboy Bebop and Trigun The Brak Show Aqua Teen Hunger Force Stargate SG-1 Stargate Atlantis Futurama Black Adder That '70s Show Jeremiah Orphen Clerks The Undergrads Boston Public CSI Mystery Science Theater 3000 Rescue Me Lost Whose Line is it Anyway House Beavis & Butt-Head The Soup MXC and Wonder Showzen...
FAVORITE BOOKS
Hey I was just thinking of this today (day of the switchover to 1.5). Cool. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy the entire five-book Hitchhiker's Trilogy actually The Dark Tower series America (The Book) The King's Quest Companion and I guess Harry Potter's okay... better than The Lord of the friggin9; Rings I guess... lotsa Mangas and Comic collections The Huge Book of Hell which is really a comic collection sort of... Strategy guides... Gaming magazines... Gah who really reads anyways? Movies - Now that's where it's at! Except Starship Troopers. That movie sucked. But the book was awesome.
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
Metroid Prime (My favorite of all time) Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Resident Evil REmake (Hell I love the entire series. It's my favorite series of all time) Halo 1&2 Perfect Dark any Space Quest game Monkey Island (1&2 - the others were a mockery of the series) Timesplitters 2 Timesplitters: Future Perfect XIII Day of the Tentacle Warcraft III Deus Ex: The Conspiracy Fable SSX Tricky Orphen: Scion of Sorcery Hoyle Board Games (Yes really) Myst Gazillionaire Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes DOOM 3 and a whole buncha other stuff.
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calebito14
calebito14
Posted 3 weeks ago
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Hey thnks for joining, hmm we need to do some recruiting to the eyepatch cause.
calebito14
calebito14
Posted 3 weeks ago
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Hey join the Eyepatches are badass group just for a laugh, I promise it won't hurt to look well i can't guarantee that but you know....
Its about pirates, eyepatches, badassery and ninjas with eyepatches and anything anyone wants it to be (keep it legal pretty please)

Btw awesome hitler rap :D
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O Baterista
Posted 1 month ago
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno. He wears it for a good portion of the movie. The movie even takes place in Monroeville. There are also a few verbal references to Dawn in the movie.
wizardmon5
wizardmon5
Stilish
Posted 2 months ago
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Well I dunno about you, but I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with an alcoholic pothead.
Gen_Antilles
Gen_Antilles
Scorpius
Posted 4 months ago
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Honestly I never did play four... it's something I really should get to! Those games can get really frustrating though, haha...
The_Boxman
The_Boxman
Posted 4 months ago
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I've gone through 5 360's because of Red Ring of Death. It got to a point where Microsoft started sending me free stuff because they felt bad.
AssCutter
AssCutter
Posted 5 months ago
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Fuckin' yes. That would be sensational.
SolidSnake72
SolidSnake72
NITEVIZNGOGL
Posted 5 months ago
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Ah, to me, there are two people in the world of comedy, those who like will ferrell and those who don't. I am one who doesn't. but because you don't think he's the funniest person in the world, it may very well mean that your story has potential of being funny. and as such I may be mistaken. I really do not find will ferrell funny at all. his best movie was only elf. after that, his career is a lost cause.


SolidSnake72
SolidSnake72
NITEVIZNGOGL
Posted 5 months ago
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Do you think will ferrell is funny?
SolidSnake72
SolidSnake72
NITEVIZNGOGL
Posted 5 months ago
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But it's not that funny.
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