Tonight we have a look at the true story of everyone's favorite cannon fodder, the Grunts.
Grunts, annoying, suicidal, and just downright lovable, are the victims of the Master Chief's homicidal rampage through the universe.Their frail physiques allow them to be easily killed, a natural weakness the Spartan-117 exploited. Here are a few interviews with the grunts.
Me:"What happend?"
Grunt:"It was my first day on the job, I was drafted, and I didn't even know how to shoot, so I layed down, and curled up, to take a nap, then next thing you know, Master Chief punches my lights out for no reason, I was like his biggest fan, and he tried to kill me!"
Me:"How does this make you feel?"
Grunt:"Angry, how would you like it if you were punched in the back of the head?"
Me:"Well, that's all the time we have, so see you next time, when we see if Master Chief is hero, or villain?He right behind me, isn't he?"
Grunt:*Nods*
*Off camera screaming*
You posted that a long time ago in the Recon Thread Garage as a possible news post. I've been thinking of running it, however, it's a little short. Think you could take a little time to expand it and I'll post it in the news?
